Ejaculation Etiquette - Because there are do's and don'ts!
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all these "it's time" jokes are great :v:
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
I just realised we should rate all "It's [b]time[/b]" jokes [b]clocks[/b] instead of funny. :v:
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;29905038][release]Women are lucky in that they can have an orgasm pretty much anywhere and don't have to worry about leaving behind any telltale substances.[/release]
So what about [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation"]Female Ejaculation[/URL]? ("squirting")
Have scientists proved/disproved that sort of thing yet? :raise:[/QUOTE]
there's no such thing, don't be silly.
apparently people don't know sarcasm.
Why did I imagine duke nukem at the "It's time." part?
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;29905038][release]Women are lucky in that they can have an orgasm pretty much anywhere and don't have to worry about leaving behind any telltale substances.[/release]
So what about [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation"]Female Ejaculation[/url]? ("squirting")
Have scientists proved/disproved that sort of thing yet? :raise:[/QUOTE]
It's true, it happens. To the girl it feels like she's urinating, that's why she's shocked/embarrassed of it at first. Doesn't happen to [i]every[/i] girl, though.
[QUOTE=Elexar;29905194]It's true, it happens. To the girl it feels like she's urinating, that's why she's shocked/embarrassed of it at first. Doesn't happen to [i]every[/i] girl, though.[/QUOTE]
IIRC it feels like that because it's the lubrication fluids going out in large quantities at once through the urinary tract
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;29905221]IIRC it feels like that because it's the lubrication fluids going out in large quantities at once through the urinary tract[/QUOTE]
No, AFAIK out of glands in the inside of the vagina and under the inner lips, but it's the sensation that goes through the urinary tract.
Meh, i just go all like
"[B] IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING, LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT [/B]"
And the bitch "I don't like it when you tell me what to do"
[QUOTE=BrokenSanity;29904722][img_thumb]http://home.vicnet.net.au/~cogito76/assets/images/its-time-poster.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Oh dear god I fell off my chair when I saw this one. God damn it Gough you horny bastard
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rHJxZ.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;29905038][release]Women are lucky in that they can have an orgasm pretty much anywhere and don't have to worry about leaving behind any telltale substances.[/release]
So what about [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation"]Female Ejaculation[/url]? ("squirting")
Have scientists proved/disproved that sort of thing yet? :raise:[/QUOTE]
quit watching porn
it's like 1/10 girls (I'm sure all can but most can't get past that you're literally pissing out fluid) can squirt and that's after an extremely powerful orgasm.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;29904433]
[B]Etiquette reminder:[/B] Don't tell her that you won’t ejaculate insider her and then do it anyway.
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I saw this in a porno once, the girl got mad as hell and the guy was like :smug:
I have trouble reaching orgasm. :smith:
I once came to my wifes eye. When she freaked the rest fly on her hair.
[B]ITS TIME[/b]
If it falls out of her because she's a massive slut with a gaping vagina, it's her problem.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GQl9gb4uH4&feature=player_detailpage#t=8s[/media]
Skip to about 8s in.
[QUOTE=Paravin;29906867]I have trouble reaching orgasm. :smith:[/QUOTE]
No no no dude, that's not how you say it. Tell the girls [i]you have high stamina[/i].
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Aries;29904878]I once did it on the backseat of my girlfriend's car.
Except it was actually her mum's. It was awkward.
Luckily there were tissues under the seat, for some odd reason.[/QUOTE]
What, you think you're the only two people to have sex in that car?
wow even I'm shocked by how awkward this guide is. majority of shit like this is common sense even when I was with my ex a while back
"Oh heavens, it seems I am about to ejaculate!"
"Hmmm yes... Quite."
If I fucked the girl on the second picture with the bed sheets, I'd probably come with the force of 2000 suns.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;29907524]wow even I'm shocked by how awkward this guide is. majority of shit like this is common sense even when I was with my ex a while back[/QUOTE]
You know what they say, common sense isn't that common...
This type of subject is extremely arbitrary, making a guide for it doesn't really work.
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;29905038][release]Women are lucky in that they can have an orgasm pretty much anywhere and don't have to worry about leaving behind any telltale substances.[/release]
So what about [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation"]Female Ejaculation[/url]? ("squirting")
Have scientists proved/disproved that sort of thing yet? :raise:[/QUOTE]
True, I was going to mention this, and it does happen.
[QUOTE=Hypernova;29907704]This type of subject is extremely arbitrary, making a guide for it doesn't really work.[/QUOTE]
Yeah well, it's clearly pointing out the obvious, but it's always nice to know... I'm sure there are plenty of nasty fuckers out there, squirting everywhere and making a total mess, ruining bedsheets like crazy and rubbing their jizz all over their partners without her consent :v:
So, next time, be a gentleman and when you're ready to blow your load, make sure you say "it's time" :v:
[QUOTE=Funny;29904995][img_thumb]http://localhostr.com/files/noAbnhI/noyphh.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/herewego.jpg[/img]
Another great thread incoming - I can smell it.
Time? No, no no...
It aint just time...
[IMG]http://www.rawiriblundell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/its-go-time.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;29907767]True, I was going to mention this, and it does happen.[/QUOTE]
It does indeed, I found out for myself.
the hell I had more posts than that
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