Ejaculation Etiquette - Because there are do's and don'ts!
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[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;29906725][B]quit watching porn[/B]
it's like 1/10 girls (I'm sure all can but most can't get past that you're literally pissing out fluid) can squirt and that's after an extremely powerful orgasm.[/QUOTE]
what? I never said ALL girls do it... :rolleyes:
I was simply hinting at the fact that some do (which the author completely ignored)
I'm well aware of the fact that girls that squirt are a rarity, despite the fact that I watch a lot of Porn where that stuff happens.
So don't act like I get all my information on sexuality from cheap, fake Porn movies... :colbert:
The author should have said:
"[B]Most[/B] women are lucky in that they can have an orgasm pretty much anywhere and don't have to worry about leaving behind any telltale substances."
[B]:siren:IT'S TIME TO C-C-C-C-CUM!:siren:[/B]
i wonder if its unhealthy if you stop masturbating when you feel like you're gonna cum and then masturbate again when the feeling is gone
[QUOTE=Matrix374;29910399]i wonder if its unhealthy if you stop masturbating when you feel like you're gonna cum and then masturbate again when the feeling is gone[/QUOTE]
I do it all the time, but If I do it too much, my dick starts to hurt real bad.
[QUOTE=Matrix374;29910399]i wonder if its unhealthy if you stop masturbating when you feel like you're gonna cum and then masturbate again when the feeling is gone[/QUOTE]
I would liek the answer of this too since i'm lonely 14 year old boi.
[QUOTE=LaTrefle;29910493]I would liek the answer of this too since i'm lonely 14 year old boi.[/QUOTE]
It is quite unhealthy actually. The cum that is almost out of your penis will dry and create blocks in your penis and testicles. It is quite unhealthy
Does this also apply when doing it to other dudes?
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
I am not gay
this has never happend to me lol
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[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;29904433][highlight]“It’s time,”[/highlight][/QUOTE]
That's the eeriest thing ever.
I'd go all "3...2...1...BLASTOFF"
[QUOTE=booster;29911004]I'd go all "3...2...1...BLASTOFF"[/QUOTE]
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IT'SSSS TIMEEE.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;29911466']It's Tim- Crap, wrong one.
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It's thyme :smug:
(people rating late don't get that I was correcting the spelling...)
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29905009]I read all these thinking "I do this anyway"
Except the "It's time", that's pretty cheesy. I usually just go "Inbound"[/QUOTE]
I usually just say, "The cumulation of our sexual activities is imminent, my love!"
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Bart, wake up boy. [b]Its time.[/b]
[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29912688][img_thumb]http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/773212.jpg[/img_thumb]
Bart, wake up boy. [b]Its time.[/b][/QUOTE]
Ahahaahhaahah Bart's face is priceless :v:
This one's better:
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Nephew, wake up boy. [b]Its time.[/b]
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;29911553]It's time.[/QUOTE]
For the percolator.
It's time for the percolator.
It's time for the percolator.
It's time for the percolator.
It's time for the percolator.
It's time for the percolator.
It's time for the percolator.
I prefer to say "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" theres no possible way it can be misinterpreted unless youre actually in a war zone
the first time i had sex was without a condom
being the raging hormonal 15 year old i was (am) i didnt have the self control to pull out
i did not have permission to do that
i caught a slap to the face so fast i almost went into a coma, before receiving a very passionate 'thank you' for my participation in the act (of sex, not galvanizing the inside of her vagina with the goods)
Did she get pregnant?
[QUOTE=Robber;29913950]Did she get pregnant?[/QUOTE]
she missed her period by 5 days, which stressed me out to no end, but in the end, she wasnt pregnant.
i shit enough bricks to build a fucking castle
[QUOTE=Rediscover;29913702]the first time i had sex was without a condom
being the raging hormonal 15 year old i was (am) i didnt have the self control to pull out
i did not have permission to do that
i caught a slap to the face so fast i almost went into a coma, before receiving a very passionate 'thank you' for my participation in the act (of sex, not galvanizing the inside of her vagina with the goods)[/QUOTE]
That was rude, man... now you know; next time you get it on, when you're [I]just about[/I], just say "it's time" and that'll do it :v:
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rediscover;29914053]she missed her period by 5 days, which stressed me out to no end, but in the end, she wasnt pregnant.
i shit enough bricks to build a fucking castle[/QUOTE]
Heh, that'll teach ya.
Do people really need to read this article to be aware that it's rude to cum on a person's face without permission?
[QUOTE=Sanius;29914180]Do people really need to read this article to be aware that it's rude to cum on a person's face without permission?[/QUOTE]
You make it sound like everyone is just doing it to eachother in public. Dirty, very dirty.
[QUOTE=Sanius;29914180]Do people really need to read this article to be aware that it's rude to cum on a person's face without permission?[/QUOTE]
Well I certainly did not know about that, until I read this article
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
Now I'm deeply ashamed of myself
Most girls can get off without a mess. Not all.
Those are the fun ones.
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Its time.
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