Ejaculation Etiquette - Because there are do's and don'ts!
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So what if me and a dude are banging the same chick at the same time and I pull out and cum on dude instead of the girl? Are there any rules against that?
I am not gay
[QUOTE=Dr.C;29915528]So what if me and a dude are banging the same chick at the same time and I pull out and cum on dude instead of the girl? Are there any rules against that?
I am not gay[/QUOTE]
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And remember kids, don't be a Frankie!
A lot more girls than you think are willing to swallow. They just don't like to admit it. It is obviously a personal, private matter, so don't expect to get an honest answer from a girl unless you are close to them.
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Skip to 1:44.
The first few times I had sex I was too nervous to ejaculate, as the act was very painful to my girlfriend (both virgins) and we were a little bit intoxicated.
I've accidentally shot her in the eye a few times which was pretty funny (it ended up with me apologizing profusely, and her laughing her ass off). You'd be surprised how far your stuff can fly.
For the most part this guide is complete common sense. I would get to know your partners stance on blowjobs before you decide to cum any ware near her face though. I personally think it's really rude and if you're lucky to get a blowjob you can at least be decent enough to cum on her boobs. Also, not all girls think tasting their own pussy is very exciting if you've just done the deed (how would you like to taste your own ball sweet?).
This guide misses to biggest etiquette of all time. Don't cum until she does unless you plan to go for another round. If you feel like you're going to blow your wad, communicate with her and slow down for a second. If you care about your women and have the least bit of self control, you can make that boner last all night (which I don't recommend, just wait until she cums okay?).
[QUOTE=Paravin;29906867]I have trouble reaching orgasm. :smith:[/QUOTE]
stop jacking off 8 times a day
My friend popped on a girls face and she proceeded to slap his meat with terrible force.
[QUOTE=NoDachi;29904637]:siren:[u][b]“IT IS TIME"[/b][/u]:siren:[/QUOTE]
I'd love to have a siren go off in my body when I got that close
shit be hilarious!
I've talked to a girl once.
[QUOTE=Wheaties;29920106]I've talked to a girl once.[/QUOTE]
Cool. What was it like?
[QUOTE=Swilly;29920053]I'd love to have a siren go off in my body when I got that close
shit be hilarious![/QUOTE]
Well there is a siren going off in your body... it's located in your balls. Just listen to your balls, they'll let you know when you're past the PONR (Point Of No Return).
Just remember;
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Oh sure I'll just ask my girlfriend specifically where on her body I can spread my sticky goo of love
That's not creepy or anything
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;29920342]Oh sure I'll just ask my girlfriend specifically where on her body I can spread my sticky goo of love
That's not creepy or anything[/QUOTE]
It's creepy only if you think it is...
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;29920342]Oh sure I'll just ask my girlfriend specifically where on her body I can spread my sticky goo of love
That's not creepy or anything[/QUOTE]
it's a pretty reasonable question and if you're uncomfortable asking it then maybe you should refrain from having sex with her
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[editline]19th May 2011[/editline]
:v:
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[editline]19th May 2011[/editline]
:v:[/QUOTE]
Coincidence? I think not :v:
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>Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Holy shit, I should just go get a live lesson, as that's only an hour away from my town,
I think this article may very well have forced "It's Time" into becoming a potential meme. Dear god.
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
Also, a lot of this is common sense, but I doubt anybody would give a damn in the heat of the moment. At least, not the girls I know.
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
Okay, well, not most of them.
[QUOTE=Arachnidus;29920755]I think this article may very well have forced "It's Time" into becoming a potential meme. Dear god.
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
Also, a lot of this is common sense, but I doubt anybody would give a damn in the heat of the moment. At least, not the girls I know.
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
Okay, well, not most of them.[/QUOTE]
I think anyone that actually enjoys sexuality for real will probably be okay with most things that happen that aren't explicitly said to not be done
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;29920792]I think anyone that actually enjoys sexuality for real will probably be okay with most things that happen that aren't explicitly said to not be done[/QUOTE]
Well stated.
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It's time
i dont need this guide i just stab them afterwards
oh god
this thread
my ribs
hahahahaha
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It's time
What about jizzing in the rectum? He can easily fart/shit it out
I mean she
[editline]18th May 2011[/editline]
I am not gay
Of course not DG.
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;29922387]i dont need this guide i just stab them afterwards[/QUOTE]
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