Ejaculation Etiquette - Because there are do's and don'ts!
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[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;29939663]Come on, man. It's Morgan Freeman.[/QUOTE]
i just had to , look at that concentration
[editline]19th May 2011[/editline]
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Welp, I was just wondering if "Its time" is now a FP meme?
[QUOTE=Shoupie;29939625]More polite, definitely. That makes the woman feel a lot more at ease and comfortable, and she's a lot likelier to enjoy the experience if she knows she's not obligated to do anything, like swallow, if she doesn't want to. She'll probably swallow if she knows the guy isn't necessarily expecting her to. I don't want to sound cheesy, but whenever sex is involved, it's really important to know what's okay and what isn't with your partner before you actually commit to doing something. Making your girlfriend feel violated or degraded is the last thing you want to do, and if you're a decent guy, it'll make you feel shitty, too.[/QUOTE]
So we can say it's more of a mix between common sense and mutual agreement, then
[editline]20th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29942179]Welp, I was just wondering if "Its time" is now a FP meme?[/QUOTE]
Dunno, but this is FP, anything can happen :v:
[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29942179]Welp, I was just wondering if "Its time" is now a FP meme?[/QUOTE]
no
[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29942179]Welp, I was just wondering if "Its time" is now a FP meme?[/QUOTE]
FP memes don't last long
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;29944904]FP memes don't last long[/QUOTE]
Say that not here, but to Postals Ass motherfucker see what happens
The moment people start saying "<x> is now a meme I guess \:v:/" is the moment it dies.
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;29944668][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHz8ft56lQQ[/media][/QUOTE]
That dude just had an enormous orgasm.
All the girls i've been with have been as least as messy as I.
Hey, I may have raped her twice in an hour, burned all her clothes and forced her to walk home, crying, naked and soaked in blood, but at least I used proper ejaculation etiquette.
i came on my boyfriend's face and he was all like 'eww' and went to wash out his mouth. i thought vegetarians were supposed to have nice-tasting sperm :x
I thought it was the opposite? :v:
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29948739]I thought it was the opposite? :v:[/QUOTE]
Pineapple makes it taste fruity and Celery makes it whiter.
oh i just looked it up
celery and pineapple make it taste the best
brb going to greengrocer's
would you like a free sample? :wink:
[QUOTE=Tools;29904464]Shame no-one on facepunch will ever need it. :rimshot:[/QUOTE]
Least of all you.
This thread is a goldmine.
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;29906725]quit watching porn
it's like 1/10 girls (I'm sure all can but most can't get past that you're literally pissing out fluid) can squirt and that's after an extremely powerful orgasm.[/QUOTE]
Why would you tell him to quit watching porn when he has a point you later on agree on? My ex squirted half of the time for instance.
I knew as soon as I read this, the first page would be a goldmine of images with "It is time"
[QUOTE=bubbagamer;29952570]Why would you tell him to quit watching porn when he has a point you later on agree on? My ex squirted half of the time for instance.[/QUOTE]
Did she ever give any signs that it was going to happen? Perhaps with a short verbal phrase, or something else agreed upon before the time
when i jizz i do it into a cup. after ward i put it in the microwave
Feels like math class.
Learning about something I will never use.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;29953577]Feels like math class.
Learning about something I will never use.[/QUOTE]
Because you have a vagina?
[QUOTE=jaykray;29952990]Did she ever give any signs that it was going to happen? Perhaps with a short verbal phrase, or something else agreed upon before the time[/QUOTE]
Nope. Just heard her starting to have an orgasm and stuff. I don't really care having female juice on my condom.
[editline]20th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=minilandstan;29953577]Feels like math class.
Learning about something I will never use.[/QUOTE]
It's time for you to man up.
[QUOTE=jaykray;29952990]Did she ever give any signs that it was going to happen? Perhaps with a short verbal phrase, or something else agreed upon before the time[/QUOTE]
My current girlfriend squirts quite often, and quite a bit, and you can notice it from more than a verbal cue or anything, but it gets extremely wet and quite musky when it happens, so you'll notice that before they can squirt it seems. Normally when it gets to that point, she's beyond the point of being able to verbalize that.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;29954301]My current girlfriend squirts quite often, and quite a bit, and you can notice it from more than a verbal cue or anything, but it gets extremely wet and quite musky when it happens, so you'll notice that before they can squirt it seems. Normally when it gets to that point, she's beyond the point of being able to verbalize that.[/QUOTE]
In videos, it seems like the guy is kind of forced out
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