Ejaculation Etiquette - Because there are do's and don'ts! - General

[QUOTE=jaykray;29954389]In videos, it seems like the guy is kind of forced out[/QUOTE] I think in squirt videos, they really want to show the act of squirting as much as they can, so they dramatize it by pulling out super fast or however else they do it. I've been in my girlfriend when she squirted and I kept going without much resistance, it was actually easier at that point due to the huge amount of lubricants.

What do vaginal secretions taste like?

[QUOTE=Shoupie;29954606]What do vaginal secretions taste like?[/QUOTE] sweat, coins and fish

[QUOTE=Shoupie;29954606]What do vaginal secretions taste like?[/QUOTE] You mean female ejaculate/squirt? I'll be honest, I've only tasted my girlfriends, and I know how different different girls taste in general, so i'd have to say it'd be a sort of individual kind of flavor. Though, in my experience, it's highly musky, very salty, but other than that about the same as normal natural lubricant. or [img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/wildefire.walcott/R1pfDuY3MRI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/oeA9AJzN6bM/pussy+tastes+like+salty+milk+and+coins.jpg[/img]

It doesn't sound very appealing. Do you guys get grossed out when you're doing down on a lady, or do you just kind of put it out of your mind?

[QUOTE=Shoupie;29954887]It doesn't sound very appealing. Do you guys get grossed out when you're doing down on a lady, or do you just kind of put it out of your mind?[/QUOTE] Some do, some don't. I personally greatly enjoy the act of going down on my partner, it's really entirely personal preference.

My gf's pussy tastes like a battery. Kinda coppery, really strong taste.

[QUOTE=MightyMax;29955170]My gf's pussy tastes like a battery. Kinda coppery, really strong taste.[/QUOTE] How on earth do you know what a battery tastes like?

[QUOTE=jaykray;29955187]How on earth do you know what a battery tastes like?[/QUOTE] You never put a battery on your tongue as a kid?

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29955237]You never put a battery on your tongue as a kid?[/QUOTE] Not that I know of

[QUOTE=Shoupie;29954606]What do vaginal secretions taste like?[/QUOTE] A metallic kind of taste. But sweet at the same time.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;29939517]Better yet, say "it's time" after you've already jizzed a massive load[/QUOTE] On a dude's face? [editline]20th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Laserbeams;29944904]FP memes don't last long[/QUOTE] Dan was boobies [editline]20th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MightyMax;29955170]My gf's pussy tastes like a battery. Kinda coppery, really strong taste.[/QUOTE] Once she gets going, she keeps going and going and going and going and going and going

[QUOTE=Shoupie;29954887]It doesn't sound very appealing. Do you guys get grossed out when you're doing down on a lady, or do you just kind of put it out of your mind?[/QUOTE] Eating a bitch out is awesome. At first, yeah, I kinda got grossed out, but after a while you get used to it... [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/1/feelsgood.001.png[/img] [editline]20th May 2011[/editline] Think of vaginal secretions as [I]a lot[/I] of pre-cum on a guy dick.

[QUOTE=ViciousRaptor;29947619]Hey, I may have raped her twice in an hour, burned all her clothes and forced her to walk home, crying, naked and soaked in blood, but at least I used proper ejaculation etiquette.[/QUOTE] Facepunch: where a post like this gets rated agree

[QUOTE=mzathemind;29920019]My friend popped on a girls face and she proceeded to slap his meat with terrible force.[/QUOTE] and then he hit her in the other eye

Are we still doing "it's time" jokes?

[img]http://patentdocs.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ca1469e201347f9a2cdc970c-pi[/img] it's time (that would be a yes)

[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29942179]Welp, I was just wondering if "Its time" is now a FP meme?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.loverthelabel.com/blogs/millhouse.gif[/img] Can I be a meme now?

These macros are no longer funny. Stop.

Personally, I would have gone with something as funnier than "it's time", like "fore!" or "timber!", but that's just me :v:

This is why I love being engaged. Me and my girl know what we like and we just do it. The feeling when she swallows, is the best fucking feeling ever. [editline]20th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Pretiacruento;29957138]Personally, I would have gone with something as funnier than "it's time", like "fore!" or "timber!", but that's just me :v:[/QUOTE] Is your dick a golfball or a falling tree? That would be a small tree.

I've met women who are more intense about swallowing than me! [editline]21st May 2011[/editline] Through my experience, women really seem to get off on watching ejaculation

[QUOTE=MovingSalad;29959954]I've met women who are more intense about swallowing than me! [editline]21st May 2011[/editline] Through my experience, women really seem to get off on watching ejaculation[/QUOTE] So do I for some reason... :\

[QUOTE=MovingSalad;29959954]I've met women who are more intense about swallowing than me![/QUOTE] ...Intense about swallowing?

[QUOTE=MovingSalad;29959954]I've met women who are more intense about swallowing than me! [/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=01271;29928783]I have to fap until I'm dry a day before I go meet my boyfriend or else I shoot from one end of the blanket to the other. All I can recommend here is: don't get it in the belly button.[/QUOTE] I do believe you are the first person here to say something like that and not immediately edit their post saying "NOT GAY!!" Congratulations. On a related note, that is the gayest post I've seen since the custom forums were deleted, with the possible exception of The Dragon Megathread.

[QUOTE=The very best;29904961]HNNNG I'M GONNA EXPLODE OH GOD IT'S TIME [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vKH7p.jpg[/img_thumb] Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services.[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vKH7p.jpg[/img_thumb] Dr. Freeman, I trust it will all make sense in the course of... well... I am really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, [b]this is where I get off[/b]

My boyfriend loves it when I ejaculate in his mouth, it really turns him on :smile:

[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/e/e3/DEUUEAUGH.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;29924819]So now I feel like a gentleman whenever I ask to shoot it in her face.[/QUOTE] Is it bad if I read that as "So now I feel like a gentleman whenever I ask to shoot her in the face"