Ejaculation Etiquette - Because there are do's and don'ts! - General

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;29904495]Now we need a guide learning us how to even get that far with a girl.[/QUOTE] already did last night lol

[QUOTE=01271;29928783]I have to fap until I'm dry a day before I go meet my boyfriend or else I shoot from one end of the blanket to the other. All I can recommend here is: don't get it in the belly button.[/QUOTE] why? i came in my belly button on thursday :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;29905081][img]http://gyazo.com/143c5a1747db67942e6fe2c7cdfe62f6.png[/img][/QUOTE] My semen is ready

[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29910812]It is quite unhealthy actually. The cum that is almost out of your penis will dry and create blocks in your penis and testicles. It is quite unhealthy[/QUOTE] fuck I do that about 5 times every time I fap...

What if I'm masturbating?

[QUOTE=C:\;29966604]fuck I do that about 5 times every time I fap...[/QUOTE] thank you for sharing

[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;29963111]My boyfriend loves it when I ejaculate in his mouth, it really turns him on :smile:[/QUOTE]You wouldn't happen to be a guy too, would you?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BtkmI.jpg[/img] related.

[QUOTE=.biz;29968648]You wouldn't happen to be a guy too, would you?[/QUOTE] Yes, I am

Oh am geee, homosexuas!!!!!!!??

[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;29969498]Yes, I am[/QUOTE]Mother o' mercy...

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sheploo.jpg[/img]

Brilliant, read this thread and now whenever I hear 'Quick, [b]it's time[/b] to go!' in a game it will never be the same for me.

Wow, all those "it's time" macros... I opened a dark door here :ohdear: [editline]21st May 2011[/editline] Here's my humble contribution: [img]http://i.imgur.com/pKYh9.png[/img] [editline]21st May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Monkeytracks;29963111]My boyfriend loves it when I ejaculate in his mouth, it really turns him on :smile:[/QUOTE] But, do you at least give him a heads-up, or you just shoot your load in front of him, just like that? :v:

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;29972998]But, do you at least give him a heads-up, or you just shoot your load in front of him, just like that? :v:[/QUOTE] Depends how nice he's been to me that day

[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;29977080]Depends how nice he's been to me that day[/QUOTE] And you think not letting him know you'll be coming in [del]her[/del] his face will make him feel better?

[img]http://data.whicdn.com/images/3511097/tumblr_l6hrtgQxfC1qa5504o1_500_thumb.jpg?1282533752[/img] It's time.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qsl3l.jpg[/IMG] It's time

[QUOTE=Spearman;29964660]Is it bad if I read that as "So now I feel like a gentleman whenever I ask to shoot her in the face"[/QUOTE] oh thats what it read? i saw it as "So now i feel a gentleman whenever I ask to shoot it in her face" reminds me of my uncle. dear, dear, uncle Ernie.....

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;29904433]shit you don't need if you're a sensible person by Sarah Stefanson, Sex Education Correspondent [/QUOTE] Who the fuck needs to read a GUIDE to know how to not be a complete ass towards their sex partner? [quote]Don’t ask her to take the used condom off for you. That’s your responsibility.[/quote] Why woudln't I do it myself anyway? Why does she manage to make this shit sound like a big issue? Jeez. [quote]Don't tell her that you won’t ejaculate insider her and then do it anyway.[/quote] "Don't do things you promised you wouldn't do." Wow, thanks for pointing that out, I would have never realized that myself. DAMN this is so retarded it makes me want to punch that woman in the face. [editline]23rd May 2011[/editline] And then jizz on her tits. And her hair. [editline]23rd May 2011[/editline] and rub it in. [editline]23rd May 2011[/editline] After saying I wouldn't do so.