:siren:[highlight]THE RACIST WORDS ARE USED AS A JOKE AND NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!![/highlight]:siren:
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[ 08:17:29 PM ] Guest : I need biology help, reproductive cycle.
[ 08:17:39 PM ] Guest : yo
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[ 08:17:43 PM ] : My name is Ethan .
[ 08:17:44 PM ] : I am your Academic Counselor for the day .
[ 08:17:45 PM ] : May I know your grade and subject you need help with ?
[ 08:18:05 PM ] Guest : 10th, bio, reproductive cycle
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[ 08:18:37 PM ] Guest : My father is a nigerian prince, I can offer your site many dollar
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[ 08:19:18 PM ] Guest : Now when a man takes his penis and puts it in the womb, what happens
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[ 08:19:59 PM ] Guest : Ok myfather is a nigeran prince we can give you doller
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[ 08:20:25 PM ] Guest : No I need help first
[ 08:20:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I am sorry
[ 08:20:33 PM ] Guest : I am reletave of terrorist cell
[ 08:20:42 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We do not free help
[ 08:20:50 PM ] Guest : we will destry you if you dont tell me what the penis and womb do
[ 08:21:07 PM ] : My dad is a KKK leader you know
[ 08:21:13 PM ] : We hang Koons weekly
[ 08:21:56 PM ] : you fuck ass answer my sons question
[ 08:22:07 PM ] : He came here for help and you fucks wont help him?
[ 08:22:28 PM ] : I'd expect this from some fucking wetback sight, not a good white wedbsite
[ 08:22:50 PM ] : That's it, then
[ 08:22:55 PM ] : you arent helping him
[ 08:22:59 PM ] : your walls will burn
[ 08:23:04 PM ] : fucking koons
[ 08:23:08 PM ] : LONG LIVE THE SOUTH.
[ 08:23:10 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We are an educational website and we do not tolerate profanity or unprofessional language on our website. Your IP Address can be traced and necessary actions can be taken if required.
[ 08:23:25 PM ] Guest : No you cant, my building is behind proxxys
[ 08:23:30 PM ] : you know what those are?
Friend helped with the KKK thing when I ran out of stuff to say :v:
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[ 08:22:33 PM ] Guest : What results from the oxygen atom being at one end of a water molecule and the hydrogen atoms being
[ 08:22:59 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello, my name is Xavier.
[ 08:22:59 PM ] : I'm your Academic Counselor for the day.
[ 08:23:00 PM ] : May I know your studying in which grade and subject you need help with?
[ 08:23:10 PM ] Guest : grade 9
[ 08:23:15 PM ] : biology honors
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[ 08:23:45 PM ] Guest : yes
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[ 08:24:34 PM ] Guest : no
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[ 08:24:56 PM ] Guest : please answer my question first
[ 08:25:13 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We offer unlimited, 24X7, personalized online tutoring in Math, English and Science
[ 08:25:16 PM ] : We have more than 2000 well qualified tutors available round the clock
[ 08:25:19 PM ] : We provide unlimited one-on-one Tutoring on regular basis.
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[ 08:25:38 PM ] Guest : sure, anyways all I need at this time is a quick answer
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[ 08:26:01 PM ] : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription with 50% discounts
[ 08:26:01 PM ] Guest : ...
[ 08:26:04 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We have 2 special offer
[ 08:26:04 PM ] Guest : what?
[ 08:26:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : One week and One Month
[ 08:26:10 PM ] : One Week is $19.99 and One Month is $49.99 with unlimited tutoring, which includes all the subjects.
[ 08:26:13 PM ] Guest : i thought this program would answer my question
[ 08:26:26 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Tutors will be able to do step by step explanation in regular sessions once you sign up with us.
[ 08:26:28 PM ] Guest : a free demo so to speak
[ 08:26:42 PM ] : so please answer my question
[ 08:26:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Do you see the document shared on white board?
[ 08:26:52 PM ] Guest : yes
[ 08:26:57 PM ] Acad Coordinator : This is just a snap shot of how our session would look like, and how the tutor utilizes the white board to assist you.
[ 08:27:03 PM ] : Along with this the tutor will spend time in explaining each of the steps till the time you understand the problem clearly.
[ 08:27:03 PM ] Guest : thats irrelevant to my question though
[ 08:27:39 PM ] : ?
[ 08:27:44 PM ] : excuse me
[ 08:27:51 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Tutors will be able to do step by step explanation in regular sessions
[ 08:27:59 PM ] : You can try the week package to see how our service helps you.
[ 08:28:18 PM ] Guest : this isn't what I came here to do
[ 08:28:35 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You can connect to a tutor anytime without worrying about number of sessions.
[ 08:28:37 PM ] : Sessions are available instantly and are absolutely unlimited
[ 08:28:43 PM ] : More than 200,000 students have been with our program and have experienced the value we bring to their academics.
[ 08:28:50 PM ] Guest : all I wanted was to have a simple question answered, using this, "free demo" or sorts
[ 08:29:20 PM ] : please answer my question
[ 08:29:28 PM ] Acad Coordinator : sorry we do not provide free help as our tutors are busy in the regular sessions
[ 08:29:30 PM ] : We give priority to regular student sessions. You can get all the help you need in regular sessions.
[ 08:29:34 PM ] Guest : Wow
[ 08:29:38 PM ] : what a waste of time
[ 08:29:55 PM ] : thanks for that, you prick
[ 08:30:23 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We are an educational website and we do not tolerate profanity or unprofessional language on our website.
[ 08:31:27 PM ] Guest : yes, but unfortunately I think the profanity or unprofessional language was deserved on your part
[ 08:31:46 PM ] : I came for an asnwer, in your apparently free demo
[ 08:31:55 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Your IP Address can be traced and necessary actions can be taken if required.
[ 08:31:58 PM ] : TutorVista has featured on NBC, BBC and The New York Times as the most affordable tutoring service
[ 08:32:07 PM ] Guest : but no, my question was for some reason neglected
[ 08:32:16 PM ] : so why even ask me for what my question was?
[ 08:32:30 PM ] : a "demo"?
[ 08:32:33 PM ] : more like an ad
[ 08:32:54 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You can try the week package to see how our service helps you.
[ 08:33:02 PM ] Guest : No sir
[ 08:33:10 PM ] : I will not try your package
[ 08:33:30 PM ] : seeing as I have seen no, "demo"
[ 08:33:39 PM ] : no test of sorts
[ 08:35:08 PM ] : whatever, I assume this serise is as mediocre as the "demo
[ 08:35:12 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Are you there?
[ 08:35:15 PM ] Guest : service*
[ 08:35:24 PM ] : goodbye
You're so nice :h:
am i the only person who actually got past the "Acad coordianator" and talked to the tutor?
(2 + 1/2) + (3 + 1/3) + (2 + 1/2) + (3 + 1/3) + (3 + 1/3)
(2x2) = 4 + 1 = 5
(3+3+3) = 9 + 1 = 10
5 + 10 = 15
I may not be the brightest in the bunch, but that's a pretty easily solved problem...
[quote=inacio;25256772]i tried to racismtroll and man... I just got all :shobon: And couldn't troll him:
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[ 09:37:25 pm ] guest : Tangents
[ 09:37:45 pm ] acad coordinator : Hello,i am charles
[ 09:37:45 pm ] : Your academic councelor for the day
[ 09:37:58 pm ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better.
[ 09:38:15 pm ] guest : Are you black, charles?
[ 09:38:20 pm ] : My parents dont let me talk to blacks
[ 09:38:45 pm ] acad coordinator : We are here to assist you in your education..
[ 09:38:49 pm ] guest : I know
[ 09:38:54 pm ] : But my parents dont let me talk to blacks
[ 09:38:59 pm ] : Just tell me
[ 09:39:12 pm ] acad coordinator : And its no..
[ 09:39:16 pm ] guest : Good
[ 09:39:23 pm ] : You're not chinese either right?
[ 09:39:24 pm ] : So
[ 09:39:27 pm ] : I want to subscribe then
[ 09:39:39 pm ] acad coordinator : Well i am indian..
[ 09:39:43 pm ] guest : Oh hello :d
[ 09:39:47 pm ] : I was kidding
[ 09:39:53 pm ] acad coordinator : Okay..
[ 09:39:57 pm ] guest : Do your boss monitor your conversations?
[ 09:40:17 pm ] acad coordinator : Yes..they do..
[ 09:40:20 pm ] guest : Ah, sorry
[ 09:40:24 pm ] : I dont want to get you in trouble
[ 09:40:28 pm ] acad coordinator : For?
[ 09:40:36 pm ] guest : For chatting instead of trying to sell me this
[ 09:40:42 pm ] : But hey
[ 09:40:51 pm ] acad coordinator : Yes tell me..
[ 09:40:54 pm ] guest : Nice to know someone from the other side of the world
[ 09:41:14 pm ] acad coordinator : Thank you..
[ 09:41:20 pm ] guest : I hope you have a nice day
[ 09:41:25 pm ] : And dont lose hope
[ 09:41:33 pm ] : One day, our lives will get better
[ 09:41:43 pm ] : I wish you luck, my indian brother
[ 09:41:43 pm ] acad coordinator : Sure.. I don't do that
[ 09:41:49 pm ] guest : <3
[ 09:41:50 pm ] acad coordinator : Thank you..
[ 09:41:53 pm ] guest : Bye :d[/code]
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that is so fucking adorable.
[QUOTE=boksa;25256996]am i the only person who actually got past the "Acad coordianator" and talked to the tutor?[/QUOTE]
Holy shit how?
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While he was blabbering about I messed with the problem. I don't think he noticed
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I think he's actually passing me on to a tutor
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Nevermind he was leading me on.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/tuthurr.png[/img]
Do I win?
Got connected to a tutor.
How can you not figure this out, are you 5?
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[ 06:17:44 PM ] Guest : hey i need help in advanced physics
[ 06:17:56 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hi, I'm Ricky, your Academic Counselor for the day.
[ 06:17:59 PM ] Guest : hi
[ 06:18:03 PM ] : i need help in advanced physics
[ 06:18:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May i know in which grade do you study?
[ 06:18:13 PM ] Guest : 8th
[ 06:18:37 PM ] : whats thats
[ 06:18:39 PM ] : what happened
[ 06:18:41 PM ] : oh my god
[ 06:18:50 PM ] : oh its a page
[ 06:19:02 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you in Physics
[ 06:19:15 PM ] Guest : do you know string theory have you heard of it
[ 06:19:39 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Are you preparing for an upcoming test or assignment?
[ 06:19:49 PM ] Guest : exam
[ 06:20:51 PM ] : hello
[ 06:20:56 PM ] Acad Coordinator : So when is your exam schedule?
[ 06:21:04 PM ] Guest : tomorrow
[ 06:21:13 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay
[ 06:21:14 PM ] : Not to worry, you are at the right place
[ 06:21:18 PM ] : We have more than 2000 well qualified tutors available round the clock
[ 06:21:20 PM ] : You will get regular help on concepts, homework problems, assignment questions and projects
[ 06:21:21 PM ] : Our tutors follow state standards and curriculum.
[ 06:21:24 PM ] Guest : you are a fast typer
[ 06:21:26 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Do you see the sample session that I have shared on the board?
[ 06:21:33 PM ] Guest : is there a button you push that spews out all these words
[ 06:21:37 PM ] : no way you can type that fast
[ 06:21:40 PM ] : and yes i see that
[ 06:21:51 PM ] : its a black page with white text
[ 06:22:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay
[ 06:22:07 PM ] Guest : and someone made a subpar smiley face
[ 06:22:17 PM ] Acad Coordinator : That is exactly how our tutors will be using the whiteboard to help you step by step.
[ 06:22:17 PM ] Guest : that irritates me
[ 06:22:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : This will be completely one-on-One assistance for you to focus better.
[ 06:22:24 PM ] : Tutors will follow your pace and style of learning.
[ 06:22:25 PM ] Guest : with smiley faces?
[ 06:22:29 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Is that okay?
[ 06:22:37 PM ] Guest : NO HELPING ME IS BAD
[ 06:22:44 PM ] : I DO NOT WANT
[ 06:22:45 PM ] : HELP
[ 06:22:47 PM ] : EVER
[ 06:22:49 PM ] Acad Coordinator : one moment
[ 06:22:51 PM ] Guest : I AM LONE WOLF
[ 06:23:27 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription
[ 06:23:28 PM ] : You can try unlimited tutoring for the week at just $19.99, or a month at $49.99
[ 06:23:31 PM ] : This is a flat fee with no additional charges.
[ 06:23:34 PM ] : you can access unlimited help from anywhere, anytime and take any number of sessions in Math, Science and English.
[ 06:23:38 PM ] : Sounds good?
[ 06:23:46 PM ] Guest : there goes the typing again
[ 06:23:52 PM ] : your hands literally fly over the keyboard
[ 06:23:59 PM ] : how do you do it
[ 06:24:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Let me help you get started
[ 06:24:42 PM ] Guest : shoot
[ 06:25:20 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please click on the "Subscribe" button at the bottom of your page
[ 06:25:31 PM ] Guest : what does it do
[ 06:25:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I have activated a discounted price for you.
[ 06:26:12 PM ] Guest : i feel special
[ 06:26:18 PM ] : will you give me help on my problem
[ 06:26:25 PM ] : i heard there is a free trial
[ 06:26:27 PM ] : of some sorts
[ 06:26:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Once you have individual account with us you can ask as many questions you need help with.
[ 06:26:32 PM ] Guest : like a demo tutoring session
[ 06:26:38 PM ] Acad Coordinator : The best part of it is that you can sign up in a moment and get help right away.
[ 06:26:40 PM ] Guest : where you will help me once
[ 06:26:41 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay
[ 06:27:07 PM ] Guest : will you help me
[ 06:28:47 PM ] : hello
[ 06:29:01 PM ] Acad Coordinator : one moment
[ 06:29:13 PM ] : Let me check for the tutor.
[ 06:29:40 PM ] Guest : ok
[ 06:32:54 PM ] : hello
[ 06:33:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I wish I could give you a free demo session, however, our tutors are engaged with the regular sessions due to larger number of regular students logged on.
[ 06:33:14 PM ] : We give priority to regular student sessions. You can get all the help you need in regular sessions.
[ 06:33:22 PM ] Guest : ok
[ 06:33:33 PM ] : do you like what i did to the whiteboard
[ 06:33:45 PM ] Acad Coordinator : So I suugest you to sign up now and get started with tutoring.
[ 06:35:01 PM ] Guest : ok well i gotta go i hope you have fun soliciting kids into a scam "free trial"gimmick while others are out earning 15 dollars an hour at telemarketing places annoying people less than you thanks very much good bye :)
[ 06:35:39 PM ] Acad Coordinator : One moment
[ 06:35:54 PM ] : TutorVista has featured on NBC, BBC and The New York Times as the most affordable tutoring service
[ 06:36:26 PM ] Guest : did you forget to tell me about your famous low prices that are just for me except theyre for everyone
[ 06:37:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : This is the best offer I can give it to you.
[ 06:37:19 PM ] Guest : and to 1,000,000 other people
[ 06:37:33 PM ] : hows your english by the way it seems it's lacking a bit
[ 06:37:40 PM ] : maybe you should be taking these tutoring services?
[ 06:38:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : The regular price for a month is $99.99, whereas we are offering you at discounted price at $49.99
[ 06:38:44 PM ] Guest : you are also offering the discounted price to 41 other people AFAIK
[ 06:39:58 PM ] Acad Coordinator : This is the best deal we are offering today.
[ 06:40:59 PM ] Guest : can i talk to a tutor? or are your 2,000 tutors all giving such amazing help to your 200,000 students
[ 06:42:22 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Well, at the moment all our tutors are busy with regular students.
[ 06:43:02 PM ] Guest : they can handle 1,000 students at a time, why can't they handle one more to ask a quick question about string theory
[ 06:45:18 PM ] : hello
[ 06:46:04 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I have connected you to tutor.
[ 06:46:10 PM ] Tutor : hI
[ 06:46:13 PM ] Guest : hi
[ 06:46:13 PM ] Acad Coordinator : But its for limited time
[ 06:46:16 PM ] Tutor : I am Mrs. Shini, your Physics Tutor. Nice to meet you online!
[ 06:46:18 PM ] Guest : ok thanks
[ 06:46:22 PM ] Tutor : Please type your question so that we work on it together.
[ 06:46:23 PM ] Guest : hi
[ 06:46:33 PM ] : how much do you know about string thory
[ 06:47:05 PM ] Tutor : String theory is a developing theory in particle physics that attempts to reconcile quantum mechanics and general relativity
[ 06:47:35 PM ] : he theory has its origins in the dual resonance model (1969).
[ 06:47:41 PM ] Guest : ok can you help me with a problem
[ 06:48:28 PM ] : A shot put is released with a velocity of 12 m/s and stays in the air for 2.0s. At what angle with the horizontal was it released?
[ 06:48:34 PM ] Tutor : in string theory, the elementary particles we observe in particle accelerators could be thought of as the "musical notes" or excitation modes of elementary strings. .
[ 06:48:46 PM ] Guest : musical notes?
[ 06:48:52 PM ] Tutor : yes
[ 06:48:55 PM ] Guest : how so
[ 06:49:00 PM ] Tutor : Are you able to follow?
[ 06:49:05 PM ] Guest : so far
[ 06:49:12 PM ] : i just need to understand the metaphor
[ 06:49:24 PM ] Tutor : ok
[ 06:49:30 PM ] : Our Academic Counselor will be joining this chat to help you further.
[ 06:49:35 PM ] Guest : ok
[ 06:49:36 PM ] : thanks
[ 06:49:41 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Was the demo session helpful?
[ 06:49:55 PM ] Guest : kinda
[ 06:49:57 PM ] Acad Coordinator : This is how we tutor our students in regular session.
[ 06:50:00 PM ] Guest : ok
[ 06:50:23 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Once you have individual account with us you can ask as many questions you need help with.
[ 06:50:30 PM ] : The best part of it is that you can sign up in a moment and get help right away.
[ 06:50:33 PM ] : Let me help you get started
[ 06:50:36 PM ] Guest : well i am glad i did this demo session and i will consider making an account in the distant future
[ 06:50:41 PM ] : good bye
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They let me on with a tutor for like 1 minute and went back to the "counselor" welp at least I succeeded more than all of you.
Ah, this reminds me of the Staples live chat thread awhile ago in Fast Threads.
Grow up and stop harassing businesses, guys. These are people just trying to make a living.
you do realize that that math problem is the easiest fucking problem i have ever seen in my life
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remove the parenthesis it is the same thing does that help you
damn they can disable the drawing tool
and this guy wasn't phased by my dick at the beginning
i fucking drew an integral and a sigma symbol and the guy disabled my drawing. afterwards he indirectly convinced me to go to my teacher for tutoring
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I love how the answer exactly 0 things.
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[ 09:25:16 PM ] Guest : I want to talk
[ 09:25:30 PM ] Guest : Hello
[ 09:25:37 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello ,My name is Tom
[ 09:25:41 PM ] Guest : Hi tom
[ 09:25:44 PM ] : I was wondering
[ 09:25:49 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes..
[ 09:25:54 PM ] Guest : don't say anything yet, just hear me out
[ 09:26:02 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay.
[ 09:26:21 PM ] Guest : I was wondering, how bad is your job, having to sit there, with pre-set responses, gotta suck, huh?
[ 09:26:26 PM ] : and also, one moment please
[ 09:27:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Alright
[ 09:27:14 PM ] Guest : What is the point of this? I see that it is supposed to get me to buy your product, but if this isn't even a demo, just statistics isn't a good way to gain a customer, so what is the point of this trial session?
[ 09:27:22 PM ] : ok, you can go
[ 09:28:00 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay
[ 09:28:11 PM ] Guest : so, can you answer me?
[ 09:28:22 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I see that you need help with Statistics
[ 09:28:30 PM ] : Correct?
[ 09:28:33 PM ] Guest : lol
[ 09:28:35 PM ] : what?
[ 09:28:47 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I am sorry
[ 09:28:49 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better.
[ 09:28:54 PM ] Guest : how does any of what I said lead you to that comclusion?
[ 09:29:16 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I am extremely sorry
[ 09:29:23 PM ] Guest : The subject is a social psychology clas
[ 09:29:25 PM ] : s
[ 09:29:33 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Oh I see
[ 09:29:37 PM ] : We offer unlimited, 24X7, personalized online tutoring in Math, English and Science
[ 09:29:38 PM ] Guest : I am doing a project, on what the point of this trial is
[ 09:29:45 PM ] : and you helped me a lot
[ 09:29:47 PM ] : thank you
[ 09:30:11 PM ] : by giving me pre-set responses because you will most likely loose your job if you speak like a human, am I right?
[ 09:30:29 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not at all.
[ 09:30:37 PM ] Guest : so
[ 09:30:46 PM ] : why wouldnt you answer my original questions?
[ 09:30:50 PM ] Acad Coordinator : How may I help you with Academics?
[ 09:30:53 PM ] : Well
[ 09:31:01 PM ] : Let me explain about this
[ 09:31:18 PM ] Guest : [ 09:26:21 PM ] Guest : I was wondering, how bad is your job, having to sit there, with pre-set responses, gotta suck, huh? [ 09:26:26 PM ] : and also, one moment please [ 09:27:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Alright [ 09:27:14 PM ] Guest : What is the point of this? I see that it is supposed to get me to buy your product, but if this isn't even a demo, just statistics isn't a good way to gain a customer, so what is the point of this trial session?
[ 09:31:31 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Is there a phone number where I can call and help you further?
[ 09:31:36 PM ] Guest : those questions, do you want me to rephrase them so they are more understandable?
[ 09:31:52 PM ] : I am not trying to be condescending, but you are not answering me
[ 09:32:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I understand that
[ 09:32:26 PM ] : Free trail is show you how we work in regular sessions
[ 09:32:46 PM ] Guest : so this is what you do in regular sessions, dodge all my questions?
[ 09:33:00 PM ] Acad Coordinator : No...
[ 09:33:00 PM ] Guest : I was actually thinking of signing up, but you have convinced me otherwise
[ 09:33:03 PM ] : thank you
[ 09:33:18 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You can get all the help you need in regular sessions.
[ 09:33:43 PM ] Guest : but you said, that this is supposed to be like a regular session?
[ 09:33:51 PM ] : and what is the point of this session
[ 09:34:05 PM ] : if all you do is recite information that is already on the site?
[ 09:34:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We don't Tutor on Psychology
[ 09:34:34 PM ] : We offer unlimited, 24X7, personalized online tutoring in Math, English and Science
[ 09:35:06 PM ] Guest : I was shitting you when I said it was psychology, I was just wondering if you could answe those questions
[ 09:35:26 PM ] : I really was hoping for a real answer, not all these bullshit responses you are giving
[ 09:35:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Is there a phone number where I can call and help you further?
[ 09:35:42 PM ] Guest : what, no
[ 09:35:53 PM ] : I don't want to hear you answering me with bullshit
[ 09:35:57 PM ] : that's even worse
[ 09:36:20 PM ] : If I was to buy this service, I would need these questions answered first
[ 09:36:21 PM ] : V
[ 09:36:24 PM ] : [ 09:26:21 PM ] Guest : I was wondering, how bad is your job, having to sit there, with pre-set responses, gotta suck, huh? [ 09:26:26 PM ] : and also, one moment please [ 09:27:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Alright [ 09:27:14 PM ] Guest : What is the point of this? I see that it is supposed to get me to buy your product, but if this isn't even a demo, just statistics isn't a good way to gain a customer, so what is the point of this trial session?
[ 09:37:09 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I would love to give a Live sessions with our Tutor
[ 09:37:17 PM ] Guest : jesus christ
[ 09:37:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please type the Complete Question
[ 09:37:28 PM ] Guest : yThat wasn't a question
[ 09:37:44 PM ] : it was an expletive because I was so unsatisfied with your respons
[ 09:37:45 PM ] : e
[ 09:38:12 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please be more specific with your Questions
[ 09:38:23 PM ] Guest : if you can't answer these simple questions in this trial session, how can I expect the real thing to be anything other than shit, poor marketing I think
[ 09:38:29 PM ] : and you are a person, no?
[ 09:39:01 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes I am.I am here to help you connect the Tutor or with Academics
[ 09:39:17 PM ] Guest : jesus christ
[ 09:39:26 PM ] : again, that was an expletive, not a question
[ 09:40:04 PM ] : and, why can't I use the whiteboard?
[ 09:40:51 PM ] Acad Coordinator : This is a demo board to show you how we will help you in regular session... it automatically locked...
[ 09:41:10 PM ] Guest : oh
[ 09:41:30 PM ] : well good job answering the easy questions and not the ones I actually needed answered
[ 09:41:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please type your complete question here...
[ 09:41:38 PM ] : Please type your complete question here...
[ 09:41:39 PM ] Guest : thank you for your non-helpfullness
[ 09:41:46 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please type your complete question here...
[ 09:41:47 PM ] Guest : if you can't answer these simple questions in this trial session, how can I expect the real thing to be anything other than shit, poor marketing I think
[ 09:41:52 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please type your complete question here...
[ 09:41:55 PM ] Guest : how is that not simple?
[ 09:41:59 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please type your complete question here...
[ 09:42:00 PM ] Guest : jesus christ
[ 09:42:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please type your complete question here...
[ 09:42:15 PM ] Guest : you are a faggot piece of shit, I hate you
[ 09:42:19 PM ] : 8===========================>
[ 09:42:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know which question you need help?
[ 09:42:49 PM ] Guest : oh yeah, I hate you
[ 09:42:53 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know which question you need help?
[ 09:42:56 PM ] Guest : jesus christ
[ 09:43:02 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know which question you need help?
[ 09:43:10 PM ] Guest : you know what?
[ 09:43:16 PM ] : you fuck yourself
I'm trolling them in different languages, then it went to shit when one of them actually spoke Latin, then I panicked and left the page. :v:
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[ 08:54:18 PM ] Guest : how do i see greatest and lowest common factors
[ 08:54:31 PM ] Guest : Hello
[ 08:54:34 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hi, I'm Ricky, your Academic Counselor for the day.
[ 08:54:37 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better.
[ 08:54:43 PM ] Guest : Okay, im in grade 12 and its math
[ 08:54:51 PM ] : we're learning about lowest and greatest common factors
[ 08:55:11 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay
[ 08:55:14 PM ] : We will surely help you.
[ 08:55:16 PM ] : Are you preparing for an upcoming test or assignment?
[ 08:55:21 PM ] Guest : a assignment
[ 08:55:41 PM ] Acad Coordinator : So when do you need to submit your assignment?
[ 08:55:44 PM ] Guest : tomorrow
[ 08:55:55 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry, you are at the right place
[ 08:56:03 PM ] : We have more than 2000 well qualified tutors available round the clock
[ 08:56:14 PM ] Guest : AWESOME!
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[ 08:56:38 PM ] Guest : Woahh! , Impressive!
[ 08:56:45 PM ] : now can we get to the work
[ 08:57:31 PM ] : Hello?
[ 08:57:59 PM ] : WOW< you GUYS SURE ARE HELPFUL
[ 08:58:11 PM ] : TOP NOTCH, A+ SERVICE
[ 08:58:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes, sure
[ 08:58:46 PM ] : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription
[ 08:58:50 PM ] Guest : are you human , or a robot. because your typing seems to have no, "personality"
[ 08:58:50 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You can try unlimited tutoring for the week at just $19.99, or a month at $49.99
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[ 08:58:59 PM ] Guest : FUCK YOU BITCH I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW
[ 08:59:06 PM ] : THEY SAID I COULD TRY IT FREE
[ 08:59:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We are an educational website and we do not tolerate profanity or unprofessional language on our website. Your IP Address can be traced and necessary actions can be taken if required.
[ 08:59:25 PM ] Guest : WELL THEY SAID I COULD TRY FREE,
[ 08:59:28 PM ] : WHY CANT I TRY FOR FREE
[ 08:59:32 PM ] : YOU AREN'T HELPING ME
[ 08:59:44 PM ] : HELP ME LEARN COMMON MULTIPLES
[ 09:00:00 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I wish I could give you a free demo session, however, our tutors are engaged with the regular sessions due to larger number of regular students logged on.
[ 09:00:10 PM ] Guest : YEA SURE,
[ 09:00:14 PM ] : I KNOW THATS A LIE
[ 09:00:16 PM ] : THIS IS ALL A SCAM
[ 09:00:20 PM ] : YOu ARE A SCAM
[ 09:00:21 PM ] : YOU ARE FAKE
[ 09:00:44 PM ] : WHY CANT I DRAW ON THE WHITEBOaRD
[ 09:00:56 PM ] Acad Coordinator : TutorVista has featured on NBC, BBC and The New York Times as the most affordable tutoring service
[ 09:01:15 PM ] Guest : yea, $200 for 3 months , YOU GUYS SURE ARE AFFORDABLE
[ 09:01:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Let me help you get started
[ 09:01:37 PM ] : Please click on the "Subscribe" button at the bottom of your page
[ 09:01:43 PM ] Guest : SCREW YOU
[ 09:01:46 PM ] : I WANT MY FREE SESSION
[ 09:01:50 PM ] : I WAS prOMISED A FREE SESSION
[ 09:01:52 PM ] : AND I WANT IT NOW
[ 09:02:02 PM ] : I DONT WANt TO SUBSCRIBE UNTIL I TrY THIS PROGRAM OUT
[ 09:02:10 PM ] : AND U AINT LETTIN ME
[ 09:03:08 PM ] Tutor : .. Hi, I am your math tutoring Expert of the day; Nice to meet you online. Please ask your question.
[ 09:03:36 PM ] Guest : Okay , i need to learn how to find out common, greatest, and lowest factors
[ 09:03:57 PM ] Tutor : sure
[ 09:04:26 PM ] Guest : whats that x for
[ 09:04:32 PM ] Tutor : do you have any specific question?
[ 09:04:39 PM ] Guest : i need to find out about them in general
[ 09:04:48 PM ] Tutor : okay
[ 09:05:42 PM ] Guest : what the hell is this
[ 09:05:43 PM ] : o-o
[ 09:06:00 PM ] Tutor : can you follw me?
[ 09:06:08 PM ] Guest : i cant read your writing
[ 09:06:12 PM ] Tutor : we have two expression
[ 09:06:13 PM ] Guest : im in grade 12, this stuff is hard for me
[ 09:06:37 PM ] Tutor : let me type in chat box
[ 09:06:54 PM ] : P(x) = x^2-4
[ 09:07:16 PM ] : q(x) = x^2-4x+4
[ 09:07:40 PM ] : now please follow the board
[ 09:07:43 PM ] Guest : okay
[ 09:09:36 PM ] Tutor : are you getting me?
[ 09:09:39 PM ] Guest : no
[ 09:09:44 PM ] : what are all those x's and 2s for
[ 09:09:56 PM ] Tutor : are you familiar with these formula?
[ 09:09:59 PM ] Guest : no
[ 09:10:04 PM ] : im familair with stuff like
[ 09:10:12 PM ] : 3+x=5
[ 09:10:16 PM ] : then that means x is 2
[ 09:10:19 PM ] : cause 3+2 = 5
[ 09:10:43 PM ] Tutor : okay, let me discuss this typy of question
[ 09:11:37 PM ] : these are the expression
[ 09:12:35 PM ] : are you getting me?
[ 09:13:22 PM ] Guest : i am so confuse, what do these ()'s and x's and +'s mean
[ 09:13:57 PM ] Tutor : () is for expression of x
[ 09:14:12 PM ] : + mean addition
[ 09:14:38 PM ] : common between two term is (x+4)
[ 09:14:54 PM ] Guest : WOAH , I CAN DRAW on WHITEBOARD, CAN I DRAW SOMETHING
[ 09:14:59 PM ] Tutor : so, this is called greatest common factor
[ 09:15:23 PM ] : could you follow me?
[ 09:15:38 PM ] Guest : yes
[ 09:15:40 PM ] : i thnk
[ 09:15:42 PM ] Tutor : .. Our Academic Counselor will be joining this chat to help you further.
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[ 09:16:04 PM ] Guest : I WASN't DONE
[ 09:16:08 PM ] : I sTILL NEED HELP
[ 09:16:28 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay
[ 09:16:39 PM ] : Once you sign up with us our tutor will help you step by step
[ 09:16:50 PM ] : Actually the demo session is for a limited period
[ 09:16:50 PM ] Guest : I NEED HELP AND fAST
[ 09:16:59 PM ] : NO
[ 09:17:00 PM ] : HELP ME
[ 09:17:01 PM ] : RECONNECT ME
[ 09:17:12 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Wait
[ 09:17:32 PM ] : Our tutor will be with you shortly
[ 09:17:35 PM ] Guest : OKAY
[ 09:17:50 PM ] Tutor : Hi
[ 09:17:55 PM ] Guest : Hey!
[ 09:17:56 PM ] Tutor : I am Regina, your math tutor
[ 09:18:01 PM ] Guest : Regina! How are you today
[ 09:18:09 PM ] Tutor : i am fine thank you
[ 09:18:13 PM ] : Please type your question so that we work on it together.
[ 09:18:16 PM ] Guest : OKAY
[ 09:18:18 PM ] : 1 sed
[ 09:18:20 PM ] : 1 sec
[ 09:18:25 PM ] : getting my textbook
[ 09:18:28 PM ] Tutor : ok
[ 09:19:00 PM ] Guest : Use divisibility rules to decide if each number is a common factor of 144 and 1296, show your work for one answer
[ 09:19:02 PM ] : a) 3
[ 09:19:04 PM ] : b) 4
[ 09:19:05 PM ] : c) 5
[ 09:19:07 PM ] : d)6
[ 09:19:09 PM ] : e)8
[ 09:19:41 PM ] : WOAH U CAN DRAW ON THAT THINGY, LEMME TRY
[ 09:19:49 PM ] Tutor : ok
[ 09:20:53 PM ] Guest : you like?
[ 09:21:30 PM ] Tutor : what is this?
[ 09:21:40 PM ] Guest : look at it
[ 09:21:45 PM ] : its a masterpiece
[ 09:21:47 PM ] : =/
[ 09:21:56 PM ] : meanie
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[ 09:22:13 PM ] Guest : Oh
[ 09:22:15 PM ] : can i work now
[ 09:22:31 PM ] : Sorry
[ 09:23:01 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Its okay
[ 09:23:12 PM ] : Regina do you wish to continue the tutoring
[ 09:23:22 PM ] : I mean Session
[ 09:23:30 PM ] Tutor : shall i complete the problem?
[ 09:23:35 PM ] Guest : yes please regina
[ 09:23:39 PM ] Tutor : ok
[ 09:24:02 PM ] : we have to divide the number
[ 09:24:17 PM ] Guest : okay
[ 09:24:51 PM ] Tutor : like this we have to do for other numbers
[ 09:24:56 PM ] Guest : okay
[ 09:26:02 PM ] Tutor : we cannot divide by 5
[ 09:26:06 PM ] Guest : okay
[ 09:27:35 PM ] Tutor : is it clear?
[ 09:28:10 PM ] Guest : yes
[ 09:28:39 PM ] Tutor : Our Academic Counselor will be joining this chat to help you further.
[ 09:28:50 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Was the demo session helpful?
[ 09:29:31 PM ] Guest : I NEED MORE
[ 09:29:33 PM ] : I MISS REGINA
[ 09:29:35 PM ] : PLEASE
[ 09:29:36 PM ] : SHES SO HELPFUL
[ 09:29:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Just sign up for a week
[ 09:29:57 PM ] Guest : No. i want my demo session!
[ 09:30:27 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Once you sign up then you can take unlimited help
[ 09:30:46 PM ] Guest : NO
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I know what to do, im just acting like an idiot.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
[QUOTE=amcwatters;25264098]You should all be ashamed of yourselves.[/QUOTE]
hello white knight
i'm actually getting a question answered about quantum computation right now, i got past the counsellor. will post when finished.
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slightly stolen from wikipedia but he had a fair understanding i think.
[QUOTE=redBadger;25258446]Ah, this reminds me of the Staples live chat thread awhile ago in Fast Threads.[/QUOTE]
I'm trying to create that thread again but the live chat service is always unavailable.
I think staples thread I made fucked them over for good and they're never gonna trust live chat again.
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