[QUOTE=darkheadcrab;21596363]$7.25 is US federal min wage.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I'm not american, I don't know why I used the dollar sign in the first place. v:downs:v
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21595852]A "nan" is a grandmother.[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
[QUOTE=EvilMelon;21595931]FaceBook is shit.[/QUOTE]
Loser with no friends: spotted
Oh god.
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[Quote]de luv 2 stay n here ur constent abuse, no rly i wud,,,, NOT!!! cheers 2 the kind 1s stickin up4 me,,,, i aint guna wayste me nite argewin with all the creatins ~~~~ so am guna go on bebo 4 a bit on ma other laptops x na nyt[/Quote]
English, Motherfucker. Do you speak it?
oh wait, let me put this in a language they can understand.
engleshh muthrfckr du u speek engleshhh?
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;21597039]Loser with no friends: spotted[/QUOTE]
I use facebook and have friends and I think people on there are stupid.
[QUOTE]ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.
ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon . She'll have an art attack."
ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya free fazzund times to clear up yer room."
BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."
BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.
BAVE - To wash oneself.
BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is the reply.
BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.
CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter from the cancel."
CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.
CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with mayonnaise.
CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)
DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.
DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.
DANSTEZ - On the ground floor , where the biggest telly is.
DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next race?"
EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty."
EJOG - A small, spiky animal.
ERZ - Belonging to her.
EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer, usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles."
EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.
FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.
FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.
FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 - 1990.
FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind.
" I ad it off wiv fingy last night."
FONG - Skimpy undergarment.
FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For cryin at lad, Britney, if I say Yes will
you give it a rest?"
GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer good."
GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.
GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the grand."
HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.
IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you
made last munf's a bit iffy."
INT - Indirect suggestion. " I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time to wash iz feet."
IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."
JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."
JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"
JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"
KAF - Eating house open during the day.
KAFFY - A girl's name.
LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."
LARJ - Enjoying oneself.
LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.
LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.
MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.
MAFFS - The study of numbers.
MANOR - Local area.
MINGER - An unattractive person (usually woman).
NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid
to come rand but changed er mind. That was a narra
escape."
NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as
janartamean).
NEEVA - Not one nor the other.
NES - National Elf Service.
OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.
OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.
ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."
OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."
PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they got a padda puff defence."
PACIFIC - Specific.
PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.
PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.
PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.
PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.
QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."
RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.
RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."
REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover.
"I couldn't 'elp it. I was on the reband from Craig."
ROOFLESS - Without compassion.
SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.
SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.
SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.
SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."
TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's
gan dan tan to eye up the talent."
TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.
TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that,
Darren, she's well top evvy."
UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."
UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.
VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."
WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."
WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.
WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".
YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating circumstances."
YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.
ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true. "Craig, I must've told ya a fazzund times already." "Don't zaggerate, mum."[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.snoglondon.com/f/17550[/url]
Like jesus christ.
I feel embarrassed and I don't know why
[editline]09:31PM[/editline]
Embarrassed to be the same species as this person
I totally joined.
And who said rednecks can't be urban?
Difference:
- Booze is premade.
- Guns are fake.
Some guy called Harold Shipman is trolling this girl pretty badly :v:
FYI Harold Shipman was a serial killer.
[QUOTE=EvilMelon;21595931]FaceBook is shit.[/QUOTE]
Yeah you think so because you have no real friends on it.
i cant even find the group by searching
I clicked this hoping to find out what happened to that lady who was going to name her baby megatron. In return, I got a good chuckle.
It's ridiculous because people actually talk like this.
[quote]2) yes ste did stab ma nan {SELF DEFENDSE}[/quote]
How the fuck can someone's grandmother attack him enough to warrant knifing her?
[quote]u can say wot u wont (but dnt juge a buk by its cova!!!)[/quote]
Well considering the book cover reads "Stabbing grandmothers in self defense" you can at least judge it a little.
Seems legit :v:
That must be one desperate girl.
Link doesn't work :( Still, it's sad some people think, talk and type like that.
Hook with link?
The fact that she types like that should bring no surprise that she'd stick with the man who stabbed her grandmother.
Her level of intelligence is obviously pretty low.
cool story bro
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21595852]EDIT: A "nan" is a grandmother.[/QUOTE]
I always thought "nan" means "nanny"
Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
That group is bound to start a shitstorm soon.
[QUOTE=Van-man;21606422]Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
That group is bound to start a shitstorm soon.[/QUOTE]
already has, some muslims have created a counter group.