Dexter V2 - The Dark Whatever - General

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[QUOTE=Kendra;41891729]If you're a gay man maybe. you mostly see MCH's ass. [/QUOTE] hey, it's a nice ass. don't have to be gay to watch uncomfortable sex scenes, at least it isn't floppy boobs, again. also there are girls too you know

What do you guys think will happen? My theory is that Oliver, Cassie's boyfriend, will turn out to be Dr. Vogel's long lost psychopathic son. They both have british accents. Since having killed Zach and Cassie, along with the other victims, he will kill Vogel and Deb and try to kill Dexter since he's a bad guy, but Dexter will overcome him and get away to South America with Hannah and Harrison because they are a good couple and in love. Dexter learns to love, not kill.

I wouldn't even bother with predicting an ending. I expected a great finale when I started watching the series. Now we will get some half assed work from the writers and if not lazy simply retarded.

[QUOTE=Frisk;41916910]Whoa guys, did you see the new Dexter item in the showtime store? Super mega awesome blood spatter glasses [img]http://store.sho.com/img/product/resized/071/00453593-231071_catl_290.jpg?k=b71e4da0&pid=453593&s=catl&sn=showtime[/img] Now you can be a blood spatter expert just like Dexter [url]http://store.sho.com/detail.php?p=453593&ecid=SMM-SHO-00679&pa=SMM-SHO-00679[/url][/QUOTE] this is one of the stupidest things I've seen all day

At the end of the day, I still enjoy this series. The writing might have gone completely down the shitter, but it's still pretty damn entertaining. At least you can't say this show suffers from being too uneventful, if anything it suffers from being a chaotic mess of everything happening all the time.

[QUOTE=Simski;41925284]At the end of the day, I still enjoy this series. The writing might have gone completely down the shitter, but it's still pretty damn entertaining. At least you can't say this show suffers from being too uneventful, if anything it suffers from being a chaotic mess of everything happening all the time.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's like seeing a normal shit and then shit with few bits of food still in it.

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;41920063]What do you guys think will happen? My theory is that Oliver, Cassie's boyfriend, will turn out to be Dr. Vogel's long lost psychopathic son. They both have british accents. Since having killed Zach and Cassie, along with the other victims, he will kill Vogel and Deb and try to kill Dexter since he's a bad guy, but Dexter will overcome him and get away to South America with Hannah and Harrison because they are a good couple and in love. Dexter learns to love, not kill.[/QUOTE] p sure thats the actual ending

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;41920063]What do you guys think will happen? My theory is that Oliver, Cassie's boyfriend, will turn out to be Dr. Vogel's long lost psychopathic son. They both have british accents. Since having killed Zach and Cassie, along with the other victims, he will kill Vogel and Deb and try to kill Dexter since he's a bad guy, but Dexter will overcome him and get away to South America with Hannah and Harrison because they are a good couple and in love. Dexter learns to love, not kill.[/QUOTE] Yep, pretty much. [sp]Oh, and they will use Deb as a decoy, hence the spoilerish photo with Deb on a boat[/sp]

my brain hurts from how shitty this has become. Season 1-2-3 used to be good and about a fucking psycopath, now it's about dexter loves diary and goofyness or something

This episode made me cringe several times. The amount of nonsense is just out of this world. Maybe secretly the writers are sadistic psychopaths and are ruining the show on purpose for their own amusement.

All of my feelings on what Dexter has become can be summed up in a single image: [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/zZBtSE.png[/img]

I think the episodes are too long. They should be shortened into a standard 20-minute, like every sitcom, because it's the best comedy series in TV right now.

[QUOTE=Cruma;41970863]All of my feelings on what Dexter has become can be summed up in a single image: [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/zZBtSE.png[/img][/QUOTE] That was some serious CSI shit right there. The writers are literally just making shit up to get Dexter around obstacles at this point.

I can't even fathom what kind of people it takes to write episodes like these and why anyone would give them the job.

The difference between Dexter and Breaking Bad (spoilers for latest episodes for both): [url]http://i.imgur.com/ryGn6Xy.jpg[/url]

it feels like they really wanted a ryan gosling type character for the bad guy here. i mean could they have picked a closer lookalike??

This show is bad.

I really just want it to be over with already, I think were all to far in to quit now, but god damn its gotten terrible.

I can't stop laughing: [url]http://imgur.com/a/uF1Mz[/url]

[QUOTE=Kendra;41807827]$20 says the boyfriend killed her, not the kid. ps you rate me dumb but you'll see[/QUOTE] hmm [editline]28th August 2013[/editline] [img]http://i.minus.com/i5RYOCS7SyIRn.gif[/img]

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME, DR VOGEL" - Master Sleuth Dexter Morgan [QUOTE=Kendra;41990072] [IMG]http://i.minus.com/i5RYOCS7SyIRn.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] [editline]28th August 2013[/editline] this show hurts me

[QUOTE=Rusty100;41982151]it feels like they really wanted a ryan gosling type character for the bad guy here. i mean could they have picked a closer lookalike??[/QUOTE] I'm just calling him Brian Josling, because I can't remember what his character's name is.

Just curious, I missed two episodes. What's the plot now?

[QUOTE=Marden;42010020]Just curious, I missed two episodes. What's the plot now?[/QUOTE] Characters introduced three episodes ago are dead, characters introduced two episodes ago are dead, and characters introduced in the last episode are probably going to die in the next episode.

Dexter: From excellent crime drama to hilariously bad sitcom

Dexter, ugh. Don't get me started on the hannah bullshit.

What really disappoints me with Hannah is that I'm a big fan of Yvonne Strahovski. She finally gets a chance on a huge show, biggest one she's ever been in. And unfortunately for her she also gets thrown into some of the worst writing the show has ever had. It's like the writers made a board of random story ideas, got drunk, threw darts at it, and whatever they hit is what we're seeing now.

She's the only good part of the show, and that's actually really embarrassing for me to say. I thought that people were joking about how bad the writing was. Holy god I've seen soaps with more intelligent plots. I know shows tend to decline in quality, but holy hell, how do these people have jobs?