consider this if you will
the last few republican presidents were:
bush, bush, reagan, ford, nixon
lol
[QUOTE=$SLIMSWITCH$;18774787][b]Democrat[/b]
Lets break them down for someone that is on the fence line.
[b]Corruption[/b]
[url]http://wbal.com/apps/news/templates/story.aspx?articleid=19396&zoneid=40[/url]
[b]Defense[/b]
Democrats are all for defending the country. We just can’t use force to defend US interests but we can use our military to deliver pizza.
[b]Economics[/b]
Democrats get a pass on economics because of the myth that the "New Deal" ended the Great Depression. Spend 15 minutes in an economics class and you know the Democratic Party gets a failing grade in economics.
Democrats are called "Lemings" for a reason they follow the leader until it leads them off a cliff.
Don't be a Leming.[/QUOTE]
aren't you that moron that asked to code for empires mod and didn't know how to code so you rage quit and leaked the code, also anyone can show up a corrupt mayor, there's a lot of mayors hurp durp slim is a retard. I'm not calling republicans or democrats bad or anything just you slim, you are personally the most retarded person I've ever seen on the internet.
[QUOTE=Moo;18776293]wats that mean nerd[/QUOTE]
conservatism is retarded
I came into this thread expecting to hit Republicans with mallets, but I was sorely disappointed. :sigh:
[QUOTE=thisispain;18776340]Democrats are for saving the trees.
But not when it comes to manufacturing wooden dildos.
Which they then stick into the asses of kids, any questions?[/QUOTE]
Why don't they save more trees by using plastic dildos?
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18777845]Why don't they save more trees by using plastic dildos?[/QUOTE]
Plastic is made out of oil.
Mining & refining oil is more damaging to the environment than cutting down trees.
Plus plastic doesn't biodegrade and wood does.
Personally speaking I prefer using cornstarch-based dildos to shove up my flaming gay liberal lemming asshole.
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18777845]Why don't they save more trees by using plastic dildos?[/QUOTE]
That's because the plastic is made of oil. Also, the guy you quoted had it wrong, too. They use hemp wood for dildos. :eng101:
Hemp-based butt plugs and bio-diesel hybrids for everyone!
Let's all drive out to California and have tons of gay sex on the Golden Gate Bridge!
...also Republicans are stupid!
[img]http://www.bobcesca.com/images/medicare_sign_teabaggers.jpg[/img]
(Yes, Republicans who support and use Medicare really do protest against socialized health care.)
[img]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1008/47029678.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.oliverwillis.com/img/ZZ5D235D06.jpg[/img]
[img]http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/tpm-20090912-protest2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;18766703]For the past years I've been coming to Facepunch I've noticed that at every possible opportunity that when ever someone mentions or utters the word "Republican" the thread instantly decends into a chaotic mess of posts explaining their blind hatered and dislike of the entire party and all it's members.
What I want to explain, that first of all. I am a Republican. Second of all, that the Republican party as a whole isn't that bad. Generally the sterotype is "HOMOHATING CHRISTAN FAGS HATE LIBERTY!1" however, the fact of the matter is that, yes, a small portion of our party is like this. However, the entire party as a whole, is not. The reason the typical sterotype of Republicans is spread is that those people who honestly have their heads up their assholes are the most vocal. Examples are Fox News and Glenn Beck.
Not all Republicans are Christians, not all Republicans hate gays. Not all Republicans are horrible ignorant people.
For example. I'm a Republican. I support Gay Rights, such as marriage and the like, it happens that my Uncle is gay and is also a Republican. Ontop of which, I am in Athiest. I am a Republican because I agree with the core fundimentals that the party was founded on. Namely, the that States should hold most of the power and the National Government hold as little power as possible. Not that we should completely do-away with it, just limit their power to impose on the states.
This is where people normally go ahead and say "Don't flame, no bashing etc." but I know that's not going to happen no matter how polite I try to be about it. So go nuts, I just wanted to throw my opinion out there.[/QUOTE]
Wow, you are one of the first Republicans I've ever seen that wasn't an idiot.
We don't have a republic party in sweden.
[QUOTE=Turbis2;18778347]We don't have a republic party in sweden.[/QUOTE]
You lucky fucks.
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;18778133]
[img]http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1008/47029678.jpg[/img]
[/QUOTE]
Communists are not babies! They are serious folk.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;18777927]That's because the plastic is made of oil. Also, the guy you quoted had it wrong, too. They use hemp wood for dildos. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
They use your mom for dildos.
psssssst, guys
I heard tim say a bad woooord
[sp]democrats[/sp]
[QUOTE=Bittersweet;18779202]psssssst, guys
I heard tim say a bad woooord
[sp]democrats[/sp][/QUOTE]
democrats
I don't really like to call myself a Republican, in part because, though inspirational and entertaining, the most vocal personalities of the right who highlight themselves as Republicans really don't have the kind of big-tent acceptance they claim. Blacks and Hispanics are fine (I'm Hispanic myself). Athiests are not.
As a Libertarian, I put individual liberty above all else, as such I am a strong supporter of free-market capitalism and small government. I am also pro-choice, don't care about gays getting married (you could call me pro-gay, but I'm really on the fence), and [b]OH NOES I'M AN ATHIEST![/b]
I'd imagine that [i]maybe[/i] Glenn Beck and most definitely Bill O'Reilly would be lenient enough to listen to and accept my points. Other commentators (especially Rush Limbaugh) and most Republican representatives would write me off, mostly because I am not God-fearing.
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;18778133]Hemp-based butt plugs and bio-diesel hybrids for everyone!
Let's all drive out to California and have tons of gay sex on the Golden Gate Bridge!
...also Republicans are stupid!
[b]Image[/b]
(Yes, Republicans who support and use Medicare really do protest against socialized health care.)
[b]Image[/b]
[b]Image[/b]
[b]Image[/b][/QUOTE]
There are plenty, PLENTY of dumbass liberals and Democrats to match the Republican party's numbers.
[QUOTE=nERVEcenter;18783211]I am a strong supporter of free-market capitalism[/QUOTE]
Then you're going to LOVE Sudan.
And Glenn Beck is a Libertarian, skipper
Free market capitalism is the biggest sucker game that ever got sold to the American people.
It completely fucks over the 95% of Americans who aren't born rich & connected, and as a result of making the markets more free over the last 5 decades, inflation-adjusted wages of Americans have fallen sharply.
Unbridled Capitalism is great for a choice few, and fucks over the masses.
Anyone who isn't one of those choice few (and nobody who posts on FP is) who votes for & supports that kind of Capitalism is a fucking retard.
[editline]06:02PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18783257]Glenn Beck is a Libertarian[/QUOTE]
Glenn Beck is a LINO (Libertarian In Name Only).
He's clearly a mouthpiece for the GOP, and probably clinically insane.
[url]http://stonecipher.typepad.com/the_stonecipher_report/2009/03/more-evidence-that-glenn-beck-is-insane.html[/url]
[url]http://thegooddemocrat.wordpress.com/2009/04/05/even-bill-oreilly-thinks-glenn-beck-is-insane/[/url]
[url]http://stonecipher.typepad.com/the_stonecipher_report/2009/02/how-many-rightwing-whack-jobs-does-it-take-to-ruin-your-weekend.html[/url]
[url]http://www.screambucket.com/index.php?option=com_idoblog&task=viewpost&id=261&Itemid=135[/url]
[url]http://screambucket.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=297:fox-news-glenn-beck-is-insane-exhibit-two&catid=58:The%20Screamer[/url]
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18783257]Then you're going to LOVE Sudan.
And Glenn Beck is a Libertarian, skipper[/QUOTE]
I know.
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;18783666]Free market capitalism is the biggest sucker game that ever got sold to the American people.
It completely fucks over the 95% of Americans who aren't born rich & connected, and as a result of making the markets more free over the last 5 decades, inflation-adjusted wages of Americans have fallen sharply.
Unbridled Capitalism is great for a choice few, and fucks over the masses.[/QUOTE]
Boy, how about all those immigrants who came to this country with fuck-all and made something of themselves? (Discounting the massive property taxes in immigrant hot spots like New York City, which are a severe roadblock for such things.) Maybe, my parents? New York-Ricans (OH MY GOD HISPANICS WE'RE OPPRESSED WE'RE OPPRESSED) who were raised with shit-all and had half-trying parents and absolutely terrible siblings involved in gangs and other shit; my parents, who WORKED at their educations despite being in the lower 10% for all of their young lives; my father, who got NOTHING from his parents and WORKED his way through college, paying for it paycheck by paycheck, graduating, placing positions in various software companies, and ending up at the burgeoning Microsoft as Windows was being introduced to the world; my parents, who brought me into the world in that beloved, terrible New York City but, through their hard work and determination in a free market, amassed the wealth to whisk me the fuck out of that city as a baby, move me to Florida, get me a solid education, and help me end up at the University of Florida?
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME CAPITALISM IS INJUSTICE
[QUOTE=nERVEcenter;18783745]I know.
Boy, how about all those immigrants who came to this country with fuck-all and made something of themselves? (Discounting the massive property taxes in immigrant hot spots like New York City, which are a severe roadblock for such things.) Maybe, my parents? New York-Ricans (OH MY GOD HISPANICS WE'RE OPPRESSED WE'RE OPPRESSED) who were raised with shit-all and had half-trying parents and absolutely terrible siblings involved in gangs and other shit; my parents, who WORKED at their educations despite being in the lower 10% for all of their young lives; my father, who got NOTHING from his parents and WORKED his way through college, paying for it paycheck by paycheck, graduating, placing positions in various software companies, and ending up at the burgeoning Microsoft as Windows was being introduced to the world; my parents, who brought me into the world in that beloved, terrible New York City but, through their hard work and determination in a free market, amassed the wealth to whisk me the fuck out of that city as a baby, move me to Florida, get me a solid education, and help me end up at the University of Florida?
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME CAPITALISM IS INJUSTICE[/QUOTE]
That's funny, my father was born poor, married a poor women, works two jobs, and is still dirt poor
guess he wasn't working hard enough
Capitalism is injustice
[editline]07:07PM[/editline]
or my uncle who is a coal miner and got AIDS and couldn't afford healthcare and almost lost his home.
guess he was stupid and lazy.
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18783257]
And Glenn Beck is a Libertarian, skipper[/QUOTE]
Glenn Beck is a batshit insane, lying, manipulative piece of shit. He deserves no other label.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;18783888]Glenn Beck is a batshit insane, lying, manipulative piece of shit. He deserves no other label.[/QUOTE]
He's all of that, as well as Libertarian
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18783909]He's all of that, as well as Libertarian[/QUOTE]
Trotsky robbed and murdered and orphanage...?
crash course in beckism
That's not fiction, I really did that :smug:
I just can't see how a country can have a two-party system... You Americans... You need more parties!
Like communists.
I love how people in the USA move from the upper lower class to the lower middle class and think that they're now "upper class" and this somehow proves that USA-style Capitalism is great and everyone can achieve the American dream if they just work hard enough.
The economic inequality in this country is so drastic that they literally cannot understand just how poor they are in comparison to the *real* upper class.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VHNXTBwj80[/url]
[QUOTE=Bee1;18784143]I just can't see how a country can have a two-party system... You Americans... You need more parties!
Like communists.[/QUOTE]
how can communists have a parties?
it's a stateless society.
I'm an Imperial
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;18784185]I love how people in the USA move from the upper lower class to the lower middle class and think that they're now "upper class" and this somehow proves that USA-style Capitalism is great and everyone can achieve the American dream if they just work hard enough.
The economic inequality in this country is so drastic that they literally cannot understand just how poor they are in comparison to the *real* upper class.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VHNXTBwj80[/url][/QUOTE]
Holy shit tbh
[QUOTE=Trotsky;18783787]That's funny, my father was born poor, married a poor women, works two jobs, and is still dirt poor
[b]guess he wasn't working hard enough[/b]
Capitalism is injustice
[editline]07:07PM[/editline]
or my uncle who is a coal miner and got AIDS and couldn't afford healthcare and almost lost his home.
[b]guess he was stupid and lazy[/b].[/QUOTE]
Yupp.
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