• My first time smoking pot - and how I completely fucked it up.
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[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24306663]I know. I thought the matches would be easier. [B]I am such an idiot.[/B][/QUOTE] No emo allowed here. :colbert: If that makes you an idiot, I'm a full blown fucking retard.
[QUOTE=rnate;24306692]No emo allowed here. :colbert: If that makes you an idiot, I'm a full blown fucking retard.[/QUOTE] Lol ya same here we have all done it.
[QUOTE=rnate;24306692]No emo allowed here. :colbert: If that makes you an idiot, I'm a full blown fucking retard.[/QUOTE] How so? Did you use a welding torch your first time?
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24306721]How so? Did you use a welding torch your first time?[/QUOTE] One time my lighter ran out and i had to light a candle with some paper and use q-tips to lite a bowl.
aww this thread was like going into angry shitstorm good reading town. now it took a U turn and is going into everyone agrees and be happy boring town.
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24306721]How so? Did you use a welding torch your first time?[/QUOTE] I've used matches, candles, I've had to light joints on my stove before, and only burnt a little hair off of my face. Plus, alot of people on their first time feel the need to not use their BRAIN, and blow into the bowl...
seriously though, an apple man.
[QUOTE=White Rabbit;24306791]aww this thread was like going into angry shitstorm good reading town. now it took a U turn and is going into everyone agrees and be happy boring town.[/QUOTE] Not exactly we are just discussing things.
Exactly what they do in happy-boring town.
[QUOTE=White Rabbit;24306910]Exactly what they do in happy-boring town.[/QUOTE] You are making me sad. :frown:
Don't smoke pot if you're still dependent and whoever feeds and shelters you does not approve. That's the one thing that annoys me about the kids on this forum. I was nothing like you back when I was a youngster, I actually cared about the relationship between me and my parents (they didn't care about the use of marijuana by the way). But still, I make it a rule to only smoke out with people who live under a roof where it's acceptable. Also, if you need a quick piece use a soda can like normal people. Nobody walks around with a fucking tin foil bowl on bike trails. lol It's not rocket science, but if you really are having a hard time grasping your mind around toking up, you might want to try weed in an edible (such as muffins or brownies).
[QUOTE=White Rabbit;24306910]Exactly what they do in happy-boring town.[/QUOTE] Grow pot. Smoke pot, with each other, of course.. (What else do you need?)
[QUOTE=rnate;24307034]Grow pot. Smoke pot, with each other, of course.. (What else do you need?)[/QUOTE] That wasn't a question, dude.
You would need music to jam out to i guess... maybe some crisps.
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24307160]That wasn't a question, dude.[/QUOTE] Hurr hurr, and now I realize that too.
[QUOTE=rnate;24306794]Plus, alot of people on their first time feel the need to not use their BRAIN, and blow into the bowl...[/QUOTE] Noobs hitting a bong for the first time. They breath in the smoke, then breath out back into the bong, sending ash, embers and bong water everywhere...
I remember trying to smoke with matches, such a pain in the ass.
[QUOTE=newbs;24306979]I make it a rule to only smoke out with people who live under a roof where it's acceptable.[/QUOTE] I make it a rule to tell preachy anti weed people to go fuck themselves.
One time I had no lighter so I had to make a flame by lighting a piece of paper towel on fire with my toaster.
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24306242]buy a gram off one of his friends for twenty bucks (as for whether or not that's a rip-off, I have no idea). [/QUOTE] They ripped you off i can get 3 grams for 20.... And just relax and take your time when you smoke find a more hidden place with less of a chance of someone biking by at 10:30 o.o and use a lighter? If your parents smoke take one of theirs and put it back without them noticing or if they don't find a barbecue lighter (LOL) if thats all u can get get :\ [editline]06:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=dustbusta;24317201]One time I had no lighter so I had to make a flame by lighting a piece of paper towel on fire with my toaster.[/QUOTE] done this before i lit a piece of paper towel with the toaster and lit a candle with it then used toothpicks to spark my bowl lol! [editline]06:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=HiddenMyst;24312506]Noobs hitting a bong for the first time. They breath in the smoke, then breath out back into the bong, sending ash, embers and bong water everywhere...[/QUOTE] and this was more of what i was expecting in this thread
if you don't wanna get caught, just don't do anything stupid plus invest in a mini piece OR try a waterfall hit
[QUOTE=SpaZtic;24318379]They ripped you off i can get 3 grams for 20.... [/QUOTE] Guess what? I doubt he got ripped off, because I'm sure he got some good weed for $20/g (standard price) you on the otherhand, unless you are just lucky, probably aren't getting 3gs of nug for $20.
[QUOTE=rnate;24319099]Guess what? I doubt he got ripped off, because I'm sure he got some good weed for $20/g (standard price) you on the otherhand, unless you are just lucky, probably aren't getting 3gs of nug for $20.[/QUOTE] I am actualy getting 3 grams of mids for $20 and Zamped gets the same price... he didnt say if it was dank or not so i assumed it wasnt. why buy dank when u know ur not going to get high first time? do u see my point???
[QUOTE=rnate;24319099]Guess what? I doubt he got ripped off, because I'm sure he got some good weed for $20/g (standard price) you on the otherhand, unless you are just lucky, probably aren't getting 3gs of nug for $20.[/QUOTE] this. a major hookup would have to be involved around here in socal (well.. of the diggity-danks, anyways)
[QUOTE=SpaZtic;24319576]I am actualy getting 3 grams of mids for $20 and Zamped gets the same price... he didnt say if it was dank or not so i assumed it wasnt. why buy dank when u know ur not going to get high first time? do u see my point???[/QUOTE] I got high my first time, and if it's your first time, but almost an eighth of mids for $20 is pretty sweet. I charge $25 for my eighths of mids, (South Dakota) so even in a shitty state, prices aren't too far off.
[QUOTE=rnate;24319711]I got high my first time, and if it's your first time, but almost an eighth of mids for $20 is pretty sweet. I charge $25 for my eighths of mids, (South Dakota) so even in a shitty state, prices aren't too far off.[/QUOTE] yeah its 25 for an eighth here but i like to buy what i call 20 sacks and is 3 grams for 20 pretty round numbers lasts me a little while :D here in Maine there isnt a whole lot of it going around enless you know the right people. but I get my hands on all kind of good shit some times if I really feel like spending the money its like 30 for 1.7 of dank :\
[QUOTE=glohwormchen?;24306948]You are making me sad. :frown:[/QUOTE] No emo allowed here :colbert:
Get water bottle. Cut hole in cap. Put a socket in the top. Put weed in socket. Cut hole in bottom of bottle, light with lighter and allow water to drain. remove cap and inhale.
Here is a really good tip for people who don't have a lighter for whatever reason but do have matches and a candle. Light the candle with the match and put the match out. Let the candle wax liquify a decent bit, and then stick the tip of the already used match into the liquid wax and then hold it over the candle until it ignites. This will set the wax on the match on fire, not the wood (although it will burn as well). You'll end up getting a pretty nice big flame that you can use to light your bowl. It works very very well, except for the part where the match keeps on burning. One way to get around this is to just use the match to light the candle and use a longer wooden object to do the burning or whatever seems like a good idea. Another tip is to never use a candle to light a bowl. It doesn't work very well, there is a good chance of some wax dripping into the bowl and the whole process is very irritating. For a while I had to deal with not having any lighters because they'd go missing, run out of fuel, break, start sucking, and so on.
Just use a can. make an indent in it so it doesn't fall out and poke small holes into it. it really isn't that complicated lol.
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