My first time smoking pot - and how I completely fucked it up.
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They are called nugs(nuggets) not clusters.
Don't use lighters, they have bad shit in the fuel part (plus taste really harsh in my opinion)
Just get a BIC.
Whoever told you you can't get high until you've done it once is a dumbass. You have the same chance of getting high even if it's your first time.
Just be sure to take big hits.
If the bowl has a carb(little extra hole on the side), light it with the lighter, then pull off the lighter but keep tugging on the bowl with your thumb on the carb.
Pull as long as you want (3 sec minimum to get a decent bit of smoke) then remove your thumb to clear the carb.
If no carb then just hit it. Matches are much harder to use than lighters. Also get a real bic, not a crack lighter, those suck too.
Also break up the nugs before you put it in the bowl. The more you break it up, the better surface area and the better hits you will get.
I don't know your prices for your area but $20 a g almost everywhere is pretty expensive unless it's some crazy dank.
[QUOTE=SpaZtic;24319836]yeah its 25 for an eighth here but i like to buy what i call 20 sacks and is 3 grams for 20 pretty round numbers lasts me a little while :D
here in Maine there isnt a whole lot of it going around enless you know the right people. but I get my hands on all kind of good shit some times if I really feel like spending the money its like 30 for 1.7 of dank :\[/QUOTE]
I get a quarter of mids for 30.
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[QUOTE=Distant;24339413]I don't know your prices for your area but $20 a g almost everywhere is pretty expensive unless it's some crazy dank.[/QUOTE]
20 in non-medical states for goods is generally standard.
What's with all these "first time" stories where people use some crazy shit to light up their... shit? I mean, are you guys physically incapable to obtain a lighter? I mean, we have like 50 working lighters in this very house, and you can get one at like every other shop out there.
[QUOTE=DarkSpider;24339257]Just get a BIC.[/QUOTE]
New Tobacco laws make it illegal to sell them to anyone under 19, well where I live.
Fucking stupidest shit ever, but it's all good, I just go out to the Reserve instead.
[QUOTE=Kyle v2;24352192]New Tobacco laws make it illegal to sell them to anyone under 19, well where I live.
Fucking stupidest shit ever, but it's all good, I just go out to the Reserve instead.[/QUOTE]
You could go to Walmart and do self checkout with a bag of doritos and the lighters as well
sorry to hear about that bro,
and tbh 20 is way too much for a gram unless its some really quality bud. just remember for future reference, 5-10 is the cost of a gram of pot.
$20 for a gram?.. you deffo dun goofed.
[QUOTE=DarkSpider;24353213]You could go to Walmart and do self checkout with a bag of doritos and the lighters as well[/QUOTE]
That won't work, it'll require permission from whomever is looking over the self checkouts and you won't be able to pay until they verify your age and type in some code.
[QUOTE=Essex;24353650]$20 for a gram?.. you deffo dun goofed.[/QUOTE]
[i]The consequences will not be the same...[/i]
Take a 12 ounce aluminum can, drink the contents and
rinse out. Lay it on its side and take a 1-3 cm hardback book
and press it in the center so you have a indentation about half
way down. Use a pin to poke a lot of small holes into the
indentation. Put the weed on top of the holes, light it and suck
through the hole where the tab was.
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24306378]No, but I still don't really want them to know.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Distant;24355902]Take a 12 ounce aluminum can, drink the contents and
rinse out. Lay it on its side and take a 1-3 cm hardback book
and press it in the center so you have a indentation about half
way down. Use a pin to poke a lot of small holes into the
indentation. Put the weed on top of the holes, light it and suck
through the hole where the tab was.[/QUOTE]
Better off using an apple to make a pipe. I've done that before and I am almost positive its no good for you. Plus it tastes like an aluminum ass.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;24353280]sorry to hear about that bro,
and tbh 20 is way too much for a gram unless its some really quality bud. just remember for future reference, 5-10 is the cost of a gram of pot.[/QUOTE]
20 a gram for goods is standard in non medical east coast states.
[QUOTE=stupid10er;24375366]20 a gram for goods is standard in non medical east coast states.[/QUOTE]
around me there are no goods to speak of
mids is as good as it gets :smith:
Don't use matches, if you're smoking outside then you can usually only get it lit straight after the matches ignite or they burn out.
This is bad, you're inhaling a shitload of sulfur coated to the matchhead.
It makes your hits taste nasty and will give you a headache, only use matches if you can let it burn off first.
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24306688]I know, dude. Bear in mind I've never smoked weed before.[/QUOTE]
This has nothing to do with lighters being more effective then matches.
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Also, 20 bucks for a gram? You get it for 10 around here. That sucks
buy a quarter-kilogram and eat it
Hey everyone. Just checking back in to say that I finally managed to get a few drags off of my shit. Needless to say, it was pretty harsh and nothing happened, as expected, but I've already got engagements to smoke with friends, so things are kinda looking up.
I don't think I got particularly good weed, though. It was pretty dry. Also it took me a few tries to realize that you have to have the pipe [I]in your mouth [/I]when you light up.
Yeah, you have to suck the flame in.
Why do people turn smoking into rocket science?
It's a bit hard to figure out on your own I'd say, there were so so many people at my college that didn't know how to hit a bong.
My boyfriend [I]STILL[/I] needs to be reminded to start pulling on the bong before he lights the weed :v:
Funny as hell when he gets high though, he talks incredibly loud and denies being under the influence until it hits him that he is INCREDIBLY stoned.
[QUOTE=Torekk;24401724]Why do people turn smoking into rocket science?[/QUOTE]
They over think the whole concept?
Wow.
After another unsuccessful attempt at smoking the product, I decided to not let the rest of it go to waste. So I ate it.
Just wow. I had a bit of a mini-trip. I say trip because it was more mental than physical.
I really can't describe it right now, cause I'm still on it, but... yeah, I'll come back later.
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24425136]Wow.
After another unsuccessful attempt at smoking the product, I decided to not let the rest of it go to waste. So I ate it.
Just wow. I had a bit of a mini-trip. I say trip because it was more mental than physical.
I really can't describe it right now, cause I'm still on it, but... yeah, I'll come back later.[/QUOTE]
:munch:
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24425136]Wow.
After another unsuccessful attempt at smoking the product, I decided to not let the rest of it go to waste. So I ate it.
Just wow. I had a bit of a mini-trip. I say trip because it was more mental than physical.
I really can't describe it right now, cause I'm still on it, but... yeah, I'll come back later.[/QUOTE]
What? You ate it? You don't mean like..straight up bud do you?
[QUOTE=rnate;24425348]What? You ate it? You don't mean like..straight up bud do you?[/QUOTE]
No. Not bud.
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I'm wondering if I should do this here, or just start a new thread.
Might as well just post it in the addict's lounge.
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