• My first time smoking pot - and how I completely fucked it up.
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[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24425136]Wow. After another unsuccessful attempt at smoking the product, I decided to not let the rest of it go to waste. So I ate it. Just wow. I had a bit of a mini-trip. I say trip because it was more mental than physical. I really can't describe it right now, cause I'm still on it, but... yeah, I'll come back later.[/QUOTE] :Dawkins102:
Hehe.. Joints are the best for outdoor smoking. Rolled a sick 3 gram joint and rode around old town Fresno on bike with a few friends.
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24425669]No. Not bud. [editline]08:40PM[/editline] I'm wondering if I should do this here, or just start a new thread.[/QUOTE] Here's what you can do (as a temporary use for the next time you choose to get high). Get an apple and poke a hole in the top where the stem was, then poke one to the side that intersects perpendicular with the top hole. Clear out as much of the excess apple inside as you can without compromising the holes. Put the weed on top, your mouth on the side hole, then spark up. Then when you're finished you have a tasty snack. :smile:
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24425136]Wow. After another unsuccessful attempt at smoking the product, I decided to not let the rest of it go to waste. So I ate it. Just wow. I had a bit of a mini-trip. I say trip because it was more mental than physical. I really can't describe it right now, cause I'm still on it, but... yeah, I'll come back later.[/QUOTE] You're doing it all wrong!
"So I ate it" Seriously what a waste.
OP got high, didn't notice, got the munchies, caused him to get the excellent idea of eating the weed. [editline]09:32AM[/editline] not really but lol
[QUOTE=TheLittleBus;24401389] you have to have the pipe [I]in your mouth [/I]when you light up.[/QUOTE] Your kidding right?
[QUOTE=newbs;24306979]Don't smoke pot if you're still dependent and whoever feeds and shelters you does not approve.[/QUOTE] This. Massively agree. Should be stickied.
[QUOTE=stupid10er;24342823]I get a quarter of mids for 30. [editline]02:43PM[/editline] 20 in non-medical states for goods is generally standard.[/QUOTE] I get crazy good weed for 20€, and receive 3g out of it.
Okay, think I'll describe what happened. I went out to the bike path again, tried to light up again. Of course, my shitty tinfoil piece kind of ruined the experience, and I felt like I'd wasted twenty bucks on really bad product. So I decided that instead of throwing away the rest, I'd eat it. Initially I thought that nothing was happening, but when I reached a crosswalk, I noticed that the lights were a lot brighter. I thought "Oh shit, here it comes". About a minute later, as I continued my walk, my head felt like it was in a brace, like it couldn't move. Like a headache, but one that feels good. And that felt awesome. Then the whole world seemed to get a lot larger, not like it was stretching out, but like I was getting smaller. My mouth felt like a cavern. I decided eventually that I should listen to some music, so I turned on my iPod and listened to this song: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb_9UltjK-w[/media] That weird sound at about fifteen seconds in? I was walking by some flowers when that sound came up, and I swear, they were the ones that were making it. I managed to get home and avoid the parents, so I sat down in my room, turned on my music, and listened to this song as well: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayq80DqLx1g[/media] That absolutely blew my mind. I just kind of sat there with my mouth gaping, listening to it. It was awesome. I actually felt like I was flying. And of course, there were those few minutes where I just shook my head around. That was more fun than I expected. And when I got up this morning, I didn't want to get out of bed. A friend tells me it's probably just placebo, but I don't really care. It was awesome, and a great little initiation. It wasn't the highest I could've gotten, but once again, I don't care. It was a great first time, basically. [editline]08:08AM[/editline] The really amazing thing? Nothing hurt. At all.
cool, so why the fuck would you deliberately waste something you spent money on? more so something you overpaid for.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;24431073]Should be stickied.[/QUOTE] No
[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;24437606]cool, so why the fuck would you deliberately waste something you spent money on? more so something you overpaid for.[/QUOTE] I dunno. I thought it was bad, so I considered dumping it.
Heh, besides the weed wasting, sounds like you had a decent first [second time]! I would recommend you get a piece, though, as this ghetto foil shit is CLEARLY not working. If you are old enough, go to a smoke shop. If you are not, stand outside of the smoke shop with 10 bucks and get the nearest nice looking patron of the store to buy you a cheap metal pipe.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;24455667]Heh, besides the weed wasting, sounds like you had a decent first [second time]! I would recommend you get a piece, though, as this ghetto foil shit is CLEARLY not working. If you are old enough, go to a smoke shop. If you are not, stand outside of the smoke shop with 10 bucks and get the nearest nice looking patron of the store to buy you a cheap metal pipe.[/QUOTE] I know bro. I got a few friends who might be able to hook me up with a piece.
reminds me of the time my roommate brought this girl over. i had never seen her before and she looked kind of cool so whatev we were all hangin out and i was like "damn this girl cant me more than 18." no sooner had i made that thought, it was time to bring on the bong aww yeah. i quick glanced at this girl and she had flashed a very nervous look and i felt a faint peer pressure vibe in the air. i could sense she didnt really want to be around the weed but she was already sitting in a circle with six other people so she put on the attitude and went with it. well, my roommate bends over backwards to get her greens (hur) and then it happens... ...she blows into the bong.
If someone is looking confused when you hand them a bong then you need to give them a little demo of what to do, especially girls for some reason. Also, to the OP, what you should do is ask to smoke with a friend that you know is a stoner. If he asks for money he's a dick, unless he is throwing a big smoking party and then it is understandable. But when people want money for a 2-4 person session, that's a bit dumb.
[QUOTE=Pepin;24483179]If someone is looking confused when you hand them a bong then you need to give them a little demo of what to do, especially girls for some reason. Also, to the OP, what you should do is ask to smoke with a friend that you know is a stoner. [B]If he asks for money he's a dick[/B], unless he is throwing a big smoking party and then it is understandable. But when people want money for a 2-4 person session, that's a bit dumb.[/QUOTE] You expect someone to [B]b[/B]uy a $60 dollar bag, and just smoke it all with someone? That's not cool...I hate people who don't ever throw in weed/cash...
Everyones ripping on the kid for fucking up smoking a bowl, but hell, the first time I smoked weed I didnt smoke it right like very first time I smoked. I didnt get high until about 8 times later though unfortunately. Anyways its not that unconceivable that you as well, in your younger days, may have not thought or known about the fact that smoking bowls with matches is a bitch, and that you pretty much need a lighter.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;24483253]Everyones ripping on the kid for fucking up smoking a bowl, but hell, the first time I smoked weed I didnt smoke it right like very first time I smoked. I didnt get high until about 8 times later though unfortunately. Anyways its not that unconceivable that you as well, in your younger days, may have not thought or known about the fact that smoking bowls with matches is a bitch, and that you pretty much need a lighter.[/QUOTE] Smoking? He fucking ate it.
[QUOTE=rnate;24483209]You expect someone to guy a $60 dollar bag, and just smoke it all with someone? That's not cool...I hate people who don't ever throw in weed/cash...[/QUOTE] Judging from your spelling you're a bit gone. Anyway, I'm not talking about smoking a whole 1/8 with someone, I'm talking about a few bowls with a friend or two. Money shouldn't be that big of a deal. I've never expected people to pay me or pitch in when I smoke them up. I've probably been way too generous with my weed but that's perfectly fine with me especially since people are usually generous back. Also, if it was someone's first time, I'd definitely smoke them up. [editline]03:46AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Goofa;24483921]Smoking? He fucking ate it.[/QUOTE] It's really not a big deal. If anything it's funny.
[QUOTE=Pepin;24485214]Judging from your spelling you're a bit gone. Anyway, I'm not talking about smoking a whole 1/8 with someone, I'm talking about a few bowls with a friend or two. Money shouldn't be that big of a deal. I've never expected people to pay me or pitch in when I smoke them up. I've probably been way too generous with my weed but that's perfectly fine with me especially since people are usually generous back. Also, if it was someone's first time, I'd definitely smoke them up. [/QUOTE] What's wrong with my spelling? :colbert: Money is a HUGE deal, do you work for your money? I mean I don't expect someone to give me $5 on a bowl, but if I smoke a bowl, they should smoke a bowl. edit Just noticed the TYPO, doesn't mean I'm gone...
Why is it so complicated to smoke? You just suck in and put the flame over the weed, making sure air flow is good. I had to teach this girl how to smoke a bowl yesterday, even though she's done it before. She didn't take in any air, and didn't know how to light it I was like SERIOUSLY....
It's ok. I don't know how else I'd get my money besides working for it. If I invite a friend over to smoke, I'm not going to say "I'm going to need some money or you to pitch in if you want to smoke" because that just seems kind of weird to me because if you're inviting your friend to smoke with you. Telling them they can bring their own stuff is fine though. I really don't like it when it's a smoke your own stuff type deal. Some people at my school get dragged into this whole ordeal of keeping track of how many bowls a person owes them and stuff like and I think it's just a bit greedy. People mooching off you is obviously bad, but I don't see why you can't be relaxed about your weed.
[QUOTE=Pepin;24494664]It's ok. I don't know how else I'd get my money besides working for it. If I invite a friend over to smoke, I'm not going to say "I'm going to need some money or you to pitch in if you want to smoke" because that just seems kind of weird to me because if you're inviting your friend to smoke with you. Telling them they can bring their own stuff is fine though. I really don't like it when it's a smoke your own stuff type deal. Some people at my school get dragged into this whole ordeal of keeping track of how many bowls a person owes them and stuff like and I think it's just a bit greedy. People mooching off you is obviously bad, but I don't see why you can't be relaxed about your weed.[/QUOTE] I am relaxed about my weed, it is just when I am smoking with a heavy stoner, I don't want my entire stash going up due to their high tolerance. I usually don't even BRING my weed, and we each pitch 10 in to get an 8th from a friend, that way there is no animosity over who took a dive for the sesh. Or if I do bring my dispensary grade Lemon Kush/GDP/other strain, we smoke 3 bowls max of it, and then finish the night with mids we all bought together.
I was under the impression that you can't just [i]eat[/i] your weed. I thought you had to activate the thc crystals with heat or something. Anyone care to enlighten me?
You absolutely CAN get stoned eating raw weed, believe me. I once had to dispose of a joint quickly [drug dogs were going from class to class] so I tore it in 3 and chewed it up before swallowing it, wrap and all. About an hour and a half later, I went to the nurse lying and saying I felt like I had food poisoning. I blamed the red eyes on vomiting and went home and melted into the couch for 5 hours. It is not really a waste, it just tastes awful [the grape wrap made it bearable] and is less effective by volume than say, hitting the weed from a bong. The high will last a lot longer, and be pretty intense, but don't expect magic.
The whole activation stuff is a myth. All your are doing when you smoke it is vaporizing the THC, there is no chemical reaction/conversion going on as far as the THC goes. The issue with eating weed is that the intestines do not absorb THC very well. To get around this people will cook it in fatty liquids because then the THC molecules will attach on to the fat and the body absorbs fat very easily, which means it will absorb the THC easily. Now with that being said, you can eat an 1/8 and get pretty high. This is known because of a lot of people have eaten their weed when getting pulled over by a cop and later felt some pretty good effects of it. The reason people get high from eating an 1/8 by itself could be because for one it is a large amount and also because there is a higher concentration of THC in the intestines which means an greater amount will be absorbed to obtain equilibrium. But what remains certain is that eating weed is a gigantic waste and should not be encouraged because the effects you'll feel from eating an 1/8 or more can easily by outmatched by smoking half a gram. [editline]08:08PM[/editline] Darn you FreakyMe, you beat me. Well, I guess you're my evidence for that eating raw weed can get you high.
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