• How to have a hand free orgasm.
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[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1650400839213702733#[/url] For people who don't want to download it.
Listening with headphones on, the way the voice keeps switching and fading between each earphone was pretty annoying, and for some reason my eyes kept moving in sync with the sound of her voice switching ears. Voice in left ear, eyes shift left, voice fades to right, eyes shift right. God dammit now I'm dizzy.
Oh yeah, don't forget that the MP3 supplied by the OP is a modified MP3 beceause the original hypnotised you so you buyed more of her shit.
[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;24330469]Oh yeah, don't forget that the MP3 supplied by the OP is a modified MP3 beceause the original hypnotised you so you buyed more of her shit.[/QUOTE] Does it disrupt the sound file at all? Was it subliminal? Like advertisement mixed in with what it's supposed to be? Like did he have to cut out bits and pieces or was the entire advertisement part in one chunk of the clip? Is it less likely to work?
[QUOTE=ZF911;24330561]Does it disrupt the sound file at all? Was it subliminal? Like advertisement mixed in with what it's supposed to be? Like did he have to cut out bits and pieces or was the entire advertisement part in one chunk of the clip? Is it less likely to work?[/QUOTE] No, all he did was cut out the part that made you want to buy everything from her, no risks.
Or you could have sex.
Most likely late but the best way to have a hands free orgasm is something called sex.
It works, But you have to finish yourself off to begin with Also, Played it on my Ipod, Fucking listened to it all the way thruogh, its quiet so I had it at full volume, Fucking Master of puppets was the next song
I just got done working out, this is perfect
This is really fucked up mannnn. It didn't work the first time but yeah. WOAHHHHH
[QUOTE=Phoenix_20;24329592]Hands free its called a girl friend :smug:[/QUOTE] Got one. I'm curious to see if this works. I'll report back tomorrow afternoon gentlemen.
[QUOTE=Inacio;24330775]i prefer to stimulate my prostate thank you[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img_thumb] Rate me agree
Oh my god. First time, it was the best thing I've ever heard.
[QUOTE=Dogass;24331300][img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img_thumb] Rate me agree[/QUOTE] Hey dont tell me what to do pal
5... 4... 3... 2... 1... LLEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNNKINNNS! [sp]Before you ban me, there's a fake version of the jackpot audio clip that's been circulating for a while now, it replaces "jackpot" with "leroy jenkins" after a half hour of hypnotism, right at the end of the countdown when you're supposed to cum[/sp]
Her voice and everything sounds hot until you see a picture of her and realize that she's a lardass. No thanks.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;24330695]It works, But you have to finish yourself off to begin with Also, Played it on my Ipod, Fucking listened to it all the way thruogh, its quiet so I had it at full volume, Fucking Master of puppets was the next song[/QUOTE] Master of puppets is pulling your strings. Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams.
Glow. This was the best thing I've ever heard.
I got like a massive boner but didn't work since I wasn't paying full attention. I will definitely try again. [editline]12:10AM[/editline] Also, the song that came after was "Show me your genitals" v:v:v
I remember listening this ages ago, worked pretty well.
All it left me with was a horrible case of heartburn. :saddowns:
Wow. I just tried this and I actually almost came. I had a few trouble spots, but I feel very relaxed now. My "good feeling" she asked me to think of at the start was when you stretch your legs and arms out, and now I can't stop doing that although it's probably just from not moving for awhile. Either way, it's awesome and I can't wait to try this again.
placebo effect to the maximum level
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;24330394]Listening with headphones on, the way the voice keeps switching and fading between each earphone was pretty annoying, and for some reason my eyes kept moving in sync with the sound of her voice switching ears. Voice in left ear, eyes shift left, voice fades to right, eyes shift right. God dammit now I'm dizzy.[/QUOTE] yeah, that's probably supposed to hypnotize you but instead it'll make you barf
all this tape ever did to me was turn me into a furry and feel an uncontrollable discomfort whenever I watch the lottery.
[QUOTE=Phoenix Ashes;24334653]all this tape ever did to me was turn me into a furry and feel an uncontrollable discomfort whenever I watch the lottery.[/QUOTE] man i hope i win the megamillion [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] today, all my troubles will be over Of course, if I DO win the [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] I'm not sure how I'll spend it. There are all sorts of [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight]-ey things to just throw money away on. I could spend my [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] on a house, or a new car, or hell, I could just buy myself a game console or two and stay where I live. It all depends on what I feel like doing with my [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] money. Well, I'm pretty sure I'll never win the [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] so I can pretty much just give up now.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;24331760]Master of puppets is pulling your strings. Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams.[/QUOTE] And, y'know, making you jizz. EDIT: best 500th post ever, amirite
This tape made me want to pee after.
[QUOTE=Doomish;24334692]man i hope i win the megamillion [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] today, all my troubles will be over Of course, if I DO win the [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] I'm not sure how I'll spend it. There are all sorts of [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight]-ey things to just throw money away on. I could spend my [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] on a house, or a new car, or hell, I could just buy myself a game console or two and stay where I live. It all depends on what I feel like doing with my [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] money. Well, I'm pretty sure I'll never win the [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] so I can pretty much just give up now.[/QUOTE] nice try, but I can't do multiple orgasms yet.
[QUOTE=Doomish;24334617]placebo effect to the maximum level[/QUOTE] wow you are dumb this isnt idoser bull shit
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