[QUOTE=Doomish;24334692]man i hope i win the megamillion [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] today, all my troubles will be over
Of course, if I DO win the [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] I'm not sure how I'll spend it. There are all sorts of [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight]-ey things to just throw money away on. I could spend my [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] on a house, or a new car, or hell, I could just buy myself a game console or two and stay where I live. It all depends on what I feel like doing with my [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] money.
Well, I'm pretty sure I'll never win the [highlight]JACKPOT[/highlight] so I can pretty much just give up now.[/QUOTE]
This is going to be a serious problem for the rest of my life, isn't it?
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24337840]This is going to be a serious problem for the rest of my life, isn't it?[/QUOTE]
Now when you go to the casinos and get a jackpot in any of the slots, you will literally cum for joy
Im not sure if I even wanna try it..
Better Jackpot than Pol Pot.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;24337840]This is going to be a serious problem for the rest of my life, isn't it?[/QUOTE]
No just don't listen to it again and it will eventually fade
I fell asleep whilst listening to it again and I woke up at 9am with a raging hardon.
Luckily my mum wakes me up at 11. So at least I wasn't caught naked asleep at my computer.
Oh.
There's what looks like a semen stain on the carpet.
This is worse than that time I jizzed on my shoes.
[QUOTE=pieman;24340264]I fell asleep whilst listening to it again and I woke up at 9am with a raging hardon.
Luckily my mum wakes me up at 11. So at least I wasn't caught naked asleep at my computer.
Oh.
There's what looks like a semen stain on the carpet.
This is worse than that time I jizzed on my shoes.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck? Jizzed on your shoes? Did you run out of clean socks to jizz into, were you wearing your shoes while masturbating? Did you masturbate in public while standing up and it all flew on your shoes? How the hell do you get jizz on your shoes?
I've seen this stuff before. The problem with it is that it only works if you are suceptible to hypnosis. And if you're like me you'd be a bit skeptical of people hypnotising you, especially since there are things on the website that can make you orgasm randomly after being conditioned by an audio tape. But if you're skeptical then you'd probably actively resist the hypnosis and it just wouldn't work.
I once had a hands free orgasm (it was also maybe my first or second orgasm). Coincidentally it was while I was playing GMod (probably because I was playing with nude models) and my boner had been rubbing up against my leg for a while and it just happened all inside mah paynts.
Can't do it anymore though, which is probably a good thing.
This made me INSANELY hungry.
And fairly dizzy.
Wound it help if I was completely blazed? I have a pretty strong mind when I'm sober. It's not easily confused.
I will devote my life to this so that everytime somebody speaks within earshot of me, my testicles will empty their gooey contents into my short.
Is there a gay version?
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=Scoooby;24343631]Is there a gay version?
:saddowns:[/QUOTE]
justin bieber's latest single
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I listened to it twice last night. First time I didn't have an orgasm but I was extremely aroused.
Second time I didn't have an orgasm but I came damn close.
Then I went to bed.
[editline]03:29PM[/editline]
I'll probably listen to it twice tonight. I'm not going to give up till I get a hands free orgasm. :colbert:
I have been NONSTOP eating holy shit its made me SO HUNGRY.
[QUOTE=wiirluvenit;24348681]I have been NONSTOP eating holy shit its made me SO HUNGRY.[/QUOTE]
Garfield you're a fat ass.
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;24334741]And, y'know, making you jizz.
EDIT: best 500th post ever, amirite[/QUOTE]
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I fell asleep.
Just skip to 19:00
Going to try it, will report back.
[QUOTE=The DooD;24342902]
I once had a hands free orgasm (it was also maybe my first or second orgasm). Coincidentally it was while I was playing GMod (probably because I was playing with nude models) and my boner had been rubbing up against my leg for a while and it just happened all inside mah paynts.
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lol.
Well that was weird.
I kept getting scared she was going to trick me into paralysis or something.
Imagine sneaking this onto someones MP3 player in school or whatever
35 minutes? Way to long for me :flashfap:
[QUOTE=100chaz;24351163]Well that was weird.
I kept getting scared she was going to trick me into paralysis or something.[/QUOTE]
yeah dude, I had to stop because I felt like I was about to pass out and who knows how long til I would wake up.
[QUOTE=newbs;24343128]Wound it help if I was completely blazed? I have a pretty strong mind when I'm sober. It's not easily confused.[/QUOTE]
This can work on me sober, like maybe 3/4 of the times. But the one time I tried it faded, I fucking came buckets.
Should I even try this?
[QUOTE=robmaister12;24331647]5... 4... 3... 2... 1... LLEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNNKINNNS!
[sp]Before you ban me, there's a fake version of the jackpot audio clip that's been circulating for a while now, it replaces "jackpot" with "leroy jenkins" after a half hour of hypnotism, right at the end of the countdown when you're supposed to cum[/sp][/QUOTE]
I got this file the first time I listened. I tried a second time with the legitimate file but it just didnt work because I knew what she was going to do and say. :smith:
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