• Things we did as kids we regret
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[QUOTE=DeadKiller987;26180887]There was this one kid back in the 5th grade. He was acting kinda gay-ish so I started calling him a fag. Today I'm in the 8th grade and EVERYONE in the class is calling him names and staying away from him, yet he still hangs around my little group of friends, who insult him the most. I now know that he was just trying to be friendly. I regret ruining his entire school life :frown:[/QUOTE] I regret hitting people like you with a baseball bat. also congrats on being 13-14
Rubbed dicks with the neighbor boy. :smith:
[QUOTE=axemunger;26165375]Three words: [sp]Gay butt sex[/sp] :suicide:[/QUOTE] Oh wow, I guessed the content of spoiler
I broke stuff.
I was annoying my dad one day and he slapped me on the head. I fucking face planted on the keyboard and cried. He said sorry later. I regret hitting the keyboard.
I was in middle school football practice at the time and this older dude got up in my face and started joking about my girlfriend (hurr durr young relationships) and I forget what he said but I punched him straight in the balls. I kinda regret it even though he was a douchebag. I regret it because men aren't supposed to lowblow.
Dumbest thing i have ever done, was to say nothing, when the girl i secretly loved all my life suddenly asked me if i wanted to be together with her. I was so stunned i couldn't say anything at all. She proceeded to walk away and we never spoke again, as i felt like the biggest damn idiot. She moved far away, shortly after. This was back when i was 15, and i had a serious crush on her for atleast 7 years.
So recently I was searching through my old casette tapes and stumbled across this very old recording of mine made many many years ago. Playing it took me back in time, to my childhood. Haha, I sounded so dump, because I was like 8 years old: "And if someone listen this in the future, I AM NOT A CAPITALIST" I laughed. A lot
My dad gave my mom a chocolate rose and I asked if I could eat it, she said yes and my dad seemed annoyed/disappointed the rest of the day after that. NEVER FORGET
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When I stopped playing sports.
dropped out of school for 3 years :smith:
I prank called the suicide hotline. :saddowns:
my mom and dad brought a video game system home and let me play it and my brother was sitting on the couch and while i play the game i see the volume bar on the screen go up and it covered part of the screen i need to see and i say "dont change the volume idiot" because i think it was my brother but my mum said "sorry.." and i feel bad :frown:
One time I peed on my grandma's tree in the front yard and got yelled at.
I shat down my walls because it was funny. This is when I was like 4 though.
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;26126033]I remember on my first date with my girlfriend I met her entire family at an extremely fancy restaurant in the cities around an hour away from home, so if I fucked up I'd be fucked up. I had to wear a tux, the glass froze over when locked in the stalls etc. Anyways, it went perfect, I went home with her later and we watched a movie, we did do some things, stuff I'd be thrown out for that's for sure. As I was leaving I opened the door, I started putting on my noisy as fuck belt, and their entire family was outside, and they just stopped and all glared at me. Fuck I still remember those looks, a year and a few months later we're still dating :). I know it's not a kid thing, but something interesting I thought you guys could laugh at.[/QUOTE] Girlfriend lucky :saddowns:
Sat too close to the tv and sitting at the computer all day. I can't read anything farther than 7-8 feet without glasses [editline]21st November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Torekk;26172403]The only thing I regret is, that I changed when I went on high school. Before I was kinda the guy who makes jokes all the time in classes.[/QUOTE] Only thing changed for me was clothing and wearing contacts.
let my mistakes destroy me.
I sold pop at my mother's funeral. I still feel like an ass today.
When i was 8 i bitch slapped a girl cause she kicked me in my penis. I feel sorry for her though cause she was crying so badly.
I regret fucking up every relationship I've had. It's either insanely awkward or after a day she decides she just should be friends.
I regret the oppturnities i didn't take, suck as honors LA in freshman year.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;26190917]When i was 8 i bitch slapped a girl cause she kicked me in my penis. I feel sorry for her though cause she was crying so badly.[/QUOTE] put that bitch in her place!
This doesn't count I guess, but a long time ago I was at a wrestling tournament and on the last match I accidently slapped my opponent. I heard all this gasping and such. I felt so sorry but I guess accidents happen.
I regret not knowing my great grandfather as much as I should have. He probably had some cool stories about the past.
I kicked my Uncle in the shin because he called me "spiffy". At the time, I thought spiffy meant nerdy, because in one cartoon I saw, the nerds were called "spiffies" Yeah, see what childerens television does to us. [editline]21st November 2010[/editline] Oh, and once I actually got in the newspaper for saying something stupid. I was at the barber (I was about 9 years old) and a newspaper reporter/editor came in and asked around. He was asking what our opinions were on smoking. Instead of taking the time to make a well formulated response, I just quickly spat out "I hate smoking. I've hated it ever since I was born!" And it actually got in the newspaper. I remember everyone thought it was so funny, but I just felt like a retard.
Gave up on football(soccer), didn't study for many tests, didn't try to get into the honors program(I eventually did, but no AP classes for me), asked Chanlder out, became addicted to <noun>, became a procrastinator, got a C in english in 8th grade, got a C in world history in 10th grade, never started going to the gym, hit my best friend in the eye with a slingshot, was born premature, abused the friendliness of my aunt, and telling my brother I would never love him.
Taking a shit on the carpet when i was like 5. The stain is still on that goddamn carpet too.
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