When I was in elementary school a lot of people wore sleeveless jerseys. I had about three or so and there was one that I wanted to wear really badly but my mom wouldn't let me. What I did was wear the jersey under my sweatshirt and she didn't even know. I had library that day and it got hot in the school so I took the sweatshirt off and left it in the classroom. So along goes library when my older brother walks in to look for a book (I'm scared shitless). Me panicking, I hide behind shelves and then go to the teacher to ask if I can go to the bathroom. I get the the bathroom speedwalking to avoid getting stopped by teachers for running the lock the fucking door. Soon one of my friends walked in the bathroom telling me the teacher wanted to know if I was OK. I open the door, walk out, and my fucking brother sees me in the hall with my jersey on. What I cleverly did then was get my sweatshirt, go to the bathroom, take off my jersey, then put the sweatshirt on. I just put the jersey in my sweatshirt pocket which was the luckiest move I have ever made. When I got home my brother being a little shithead tells my mom and she gets angry. I used to get a red face when I got into deep shit but I lied and said I never wore it. She asked if it was under my sweatshirt, so I lifted it a little and she saw it wasn't there. Next she goes through my backpack and doesn't find it. When she let me off the hook I ran to my room so fast and put the damn jersey in my drawers and now I regret doing that (I have no clue why my mom wouldn't let me wear).
Second thing I regret is getting in trouble so damn much. I used to be the one to talk all the time and the teachers would make kids who got in trouble stay in a few minutes for recess or make them walk around the playground a few times (no problem, I just ran it). I'm nothing like I was when I was a kid (omg puberty look at my penis).
Looking back at it all now, I was a little shit.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125308]Problem?
[url]http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1587110691683#!/profile.php?id=1653297083[/url][/QUOTE]
oh god you have friends on facebook, watch out!
you're probably that guy no one likes and they only add so they have more friends on fb
[QUOTE=Dysentery;26125381]oh god you have friends on facebook, watch out!
you're probably that guy no one likes and they only add so they have more friends on fb[/QUOTE]
Not to be a prude, but he is engaged. :v:
I regret gaining weight and becoming fat.
It's not as easy to take off as it is to put on (hurr)
Well two things stick out the most, both about my father.
Firstly he was rather overweight, so once upon a time a little thought came into my mind about how can he move when he's got so much weight (answer being, that muscles scale with weight). What did I ask him? 'How can you even move?'. Just that. Think about your own son asking you that for a little while...
Secondly, we used to play by him hidding somewhere and scaring me, or something like that. Well one day I knew he was behind a door, so I pushed it against him. He was barefoot, so he stubbed his toe against the bottom corner of the door. We never played again. :(
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;26125391]Not to be a prude, but he is engaged. :v:[/QUOTE]
your point? just because one person likes him doesn't mean everyone else does.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125308]Problem?
[url]http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1587110691683#!/profile.php?id=1653297083[/url][/QUOTE]
you have opened the gates of hell
[QUOTE=Dysentery;26125419]your point? just because one person likes him doesn't mean everyone else does.[/QUOTE]
Oh man you insulted me, you're so fucking cool. :frogc00l:
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125439]Oh man you insulted me, you're so fucking cool. :frogc00l:[/QUOTE]
point is, i'm not trying to insult you. i'm just trying to point out that you have a really retarded "look at me i'm a badass" mindset
he doesnt just care if you like him or not
[QUOTE=Dysentery;26125468]point is, i'm not trying to insult you. i'm just trying to point out that you have a really retarded "look at me i'm a badass" mindset[/QUOTE]
I never said I was a badass, I know I'm at the lowest end of the cool-pool. But I have no sympathy for anyone because I was left alone up until high school. Nobody wanted to be my friend, everyone just called me that "faggot" and "loner". Nobody gave two shits about me. i had to develop no trace of any kind of sympathy for anyone.
I regret playing truth or dare a lot. I'd always dare the girl to do something perverted.
man I was fucked up in the head when I was a kid :sigh:
at least the fucked up-ness is gone. the only thing left is the scars from being that fucked up.
I joined Facepunch.
and now I can never leave. :pcgaming:
[QUOTE=tehperzon;26125533]I regret playing truth or dare a lot. I'd always dare the girl to do something perverted.
man I was fucked up in the head when I was a kid :sigh:
at least the fucked up-ness is gone. the only thing left is the scars from being that fucked up.[/QUOTE]
Do tell what you made them do.
I was an asshole kid.
One summer we were looking after my cousin's pet rabbit while he was on holiday in Spain with his parents. They phoned us one night to see how things were back home and I picked the phone up. My aunt put him on, us being very close friends, and naturally he asked me how his rabbit was. I was all :laugh: and decided it would be really funny if I told him his rabbit was dead. So I told him that his rabbit had died. He was pretty devastated by this and freaked out and broke down and had to be calmed down. He didn't believe us or his parents when he was told I was joking. It pretty much ruined his holiday since he didn't settle until he got back home and saw the rabbit was alive with his own eyes. I was about 8 or 9 then. We're both 21 now and he still mentions it more or less every time we're in a crowd.
please forgive me for my sins FP
My Mum used to have this Gorilla statue that she really loved, we had just got a new sofa that was really bouncy and I wanted to see if it would bounce. I dropped it onto the sofa and broke it in half, she was devastated. I hated myself for that.
When I was a kid I used to piss off my father every Christmas, he used to bring the Christmas tree and all the decorations including light bulbs, I used to fuck with them, I turned one light bulb off so when he tested it I didn't work, so he was going and checking every single one and fixing it while swearing a lot.
After when the tree was decorated and he was going to put the boxes after decorations away, I used to sneak up to the tree and turn off another light bulb in it, so the lights would not work again when he would comeback to light up the tree, he would go off swearing loudly and making him end up buying new lights. I used to do this every year just to piss him off, and he would buy new lights every year.
I regret pissing off my father every year before Christmas, he never knew it was me all the time.
I regret not keeping in touch with friends since school. still not going to talk to them though, i will eventually lose them all completely but that's a regret for another day.
I discovered the internet
[editline]18th November 2010[/editline]
Although I love the internet.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125520]I never said I was a badass, I know I'm at the lowest end of the cool-pool. But I have no sympathy for anyone because I was left alone up until high school. Nobody wanted to be my friend, everyone just called me that "faggot" and "loner". Nobody gave two shits about me. i had to develop no trace of any kind of sympathy for anyone.[/QUOTE]
congratulations thanks to your self-imposed and overblown misery and persecution complex you are now officially a sociopath with no emotion for anyone.
Thinking l33t sp34k was cool. I got death threats.
I regret that I used to make fun of people
My first post on a forum was "LOL epic!"
[QUOTE=mr.killa;26125831]Thinking l33t sp34k was cool. I got death threats.[/QUOTE]
you deserve them after you turn twelve
Smashing a friend's head into a pretty spiky wall just out of curiosity, guess I was a pretty fucked up kid, but it made me realize just how damaging the small little actions we take can get.
But you know what they say, we learn from our past mistakes.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125197]I just learned not to care about anyone else. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125251]I have plently of friends.[/QUOTE]
How can you call someone your friend if you don't care about them?
[QUOTE=spog;26125932]How can you call someone your friend if you don't care about them?[/QUOTE]
He probably thinks of them more like objects
Ohhhhh. Now here's a thread I can go on for hours about.
Start with the oldest one I can rember, I was about 7-9 at the time having my haircut, where I tried to be funny and say to my hairdresser that she looked like E.T. At first she laughed it off, but when I went there a few months later she had left. Turned out that was her new nickname, and she left because everyone kept calling her that. And it wasnt untill I was 13 did I ever regret it.
Another one includes accidently killing my neighbors cat and trying to cover one up, but its a tad grusome (I still havent told him what really happend).
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125251]I have plently of friends.[/QUOTE]
Your parents don't count
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