• Things we did as kids we regret
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I remember on my first date with my girlfriend I met her entire family at an extremely fancy restaurant in the cities around an hour away from home, so if I fucked up I'd be fucked up. I had to wear a tux, the glass froze over when locked in the stalls etc. Anyways, it went perfect, I went home with her later and we watched a movie, we did do some things, stuff I'd be thrown out for that's for sure. As I was leaving I opened the door, I started putting on my noisy as fuck belt, and their entire family was outside, and they just stopped and all glared at me. Fuck I still remember those looks, a year and a few months later we're still dating :). I know it's not a kid thing, but something interesting I thought you guys could laugh at.
I grabbed someone by the neck for a few seconds because they were really pissing me off. I feel like an ass for doing that.
[QUOTE=PaChIrA;26126081]I grabbed someone by the neck for a few seconds because they were really pissing me off. I feel like an ass for doing that.[/QUOTE] Being angry is not a dick move. What your being angry [i]at[/i] is what counts.
I was basically a dick when I was 10 or 11, I bullied others because I got bullied when I was 8 or 9. I'm not like that anymore, in fact for our high school yearbook quite a few people voted me nicest person, didn't win though.
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;26126033]I remember on my first date with my girlfriend I met her entire family at an extremely fancy restaurant in the cities around an hour away from home, so if I fucked up I'd be fucked up. I had to wear a tux, the glass froze over when locked in the stalls etc. Anyways, it went perfect, I went home with her later and we watched a movie, we did do some things, stuff I'd be thrown out for that's for sure. As I was leaving I opened the door, I started putting on my noisy as fuck belt, and their entire family was outside, and they just stopped and all glared at me. Fuck I still remember those looks, a year and a few months later we're still dating :). I know it's not a kid thing, but something interesting I thought you guys could laugh at.[/QUOTE] You fucked on the first date!?!?
I didn't ask her.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;26126178]You fucked on the first date!?!?[/QUOTE] I was what like fourteen, I didn't fuck her, we just had -did- each other.
When I was 2, I broke out of my own house by cutting the mosquito net open with a knife while my mother was in the other room, got out onto the balcony, got completely naked, and started yelling "I'm a beautiful butterfly!" Because I had just recently watched A bug's life, while spraying everything, including the neighbors walking by, with a hose. [sp]I don't regret it, it was awesome.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;26126269]I was what like fourteen, I didn't fuck her, we just had -did- each other.[/QUOTE] So you had sex.
Getting into my Uncle's truck and taking out the garage with it
when i was in kindergarten there was this kid everyone made fun of for being really stupid. one day his mom made cookies and brought them to class and i thought they were good, so i whispered in his ear "will you marry me?" and he said loudly "i can only marry my wife" and everyone laughed it was awkward
Breathe
stealing a raft from a construction crew and riding it across the lake with my friends
I played naughty games with the neighbor girls. Although I dont really regret that.
When i was younger, a "Friend" (Read: exploitative asshat) was hogging my computer. being the violent little twit i was, i tried to slam his head into the wall and throw him down a flight of stairs. Also, i wasted a better part of my childhood on the internet instead of socializing normally, throwing me into the existential rut of torment i'm stuck in now (despite having plenty of friends, i don't really feel happy.) Also, note that i'm what happens when you introduce a child to Goldeneye 007 at a young age, Die while he's 5 and have the widow buy him a high-speed internet connection and computer.
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;26126269]I was what like fourteen, I didn't fuck her, we just had -did- each other.[/QUOTE] So when you're 14, you touched your pee pee against her cheek? [editline]3333[/editline] Oh yeah oh yeah.. we did it... man that felt good.. your cheek is so smooth.
I cunt-punted a girl in 1st grade [img]http://unmotivationalposters.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2980&g2_serialNumber=2[/img]
I remember when I was younger, I wasn't very nice to my younger cousin. I used to not like him a whole lot because he was a crybaby and was spoiled. So one day, we went bike riding when I was like 9 and I sped up and left him behind for a while. 10 mins later I found him again crying and I didn't really feel bad or anything. But today, I really feel bad about it. The last time I've seen him was when I was 15, I'm now going on 22. It's the total opposite now, I actually grew pretty attached to the little guy. Like he became the little brother I never had. I always think about how he's doing or turned out. I wonder if he thinks the same.
When I was twelve I found the internet, not a pretty sight I tell you that. The result was becoming hated across both a moderately large forum and a fairly large part of youtube. It happened after a post I made on said forum. I was gonna post the link but when I looked at it again I felt way to much like an idiot and didn't. I also once kicked a kid after he asked me to play with him, yeah I was weird.
When I was 8, I had this babysitter who also had an 8 year old daughter. We stayed up watching Pokemon 2000, and we did a lot of things 8 year olds shouldn't do. I feel kinda bad about it, and I don't know if that counts as "losing" it.
Not trying in middle school. It has haunted me ever since.
when I was like ten or whatever I remember for a few weeks I'd tell my mom "oh I don't like you" in a way that at the time I thought sounded obviously sarcastic but when I think back on it it probably sounded really mean sorry mom
On my first day of school (I'm talking 1st grade) my mom went in to talk to my teacher. Now I was always a pretty big kid, I'm 6'4" now. So this third grader walked up to me and told me to punch him because he thought he was big and tough. Me not knowing any better punch him in the stomach and made him cry. [sp]My only regret is not being old enough to remember it.[/sp]
When I was about 9 I caught a frog in a small toy net and I smacked it against the ground over and over until it was dead. To this day I still can't figure out what the hell I was thinking but now that I'm much older I feel bad about it. Sorry frog. :froggonk:
I was bored and annoyed that my mom won't let my watch TV with my grandfather was over. He does this nickel to ear magic trick but because I was such a little bitchy fucking faggot back then I got stilled pissed about my stupid ass TV when he tried to do that nickel thing, I got mad and told him I don't care about his stupid trick and I already know it was fake. He seemed very hurt and very sad the whole day and I regret what I said, then a week later he died due to a heart attack...... I'm so fucking sorry grandpa :[
[QUOTE=Icebrigade;26126465]When I was twelve I found the internet, not a pretty sight I tell you that. The result was becoming hated across both a moderately large forum and a fairly large part of youtube. It happened after a post I made on said forum. I was gonna post the link but when I looked at it again I felt way to much like an idiot and didn't. I also once kicked a kid after he asked me to play with him, yeah I was weird.[/QUOTE] and 6 months later, here you are.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125308]Problem? [url]http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1587110691683#!/profile.php?id=1653297083[/url][/QUOTE] they aren't your friends if you have no sympathy for them.
Losing my virginity to a fat black girl. Then finding out i have herpes.
When I was about six my best friend at the time and I called the police. They came here and asked if there were little girls on laughing gas. It scared the shit out of my baby sitter and got me in trouble. Deep trouble. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125308]Problem? [url]http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1587110691683#!/profile.php?id=1653297083[/url][/QUOTE] you look 12
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