[QUOTE=Icebrigade;26126465]When I was twelve I found the internet, not a pretty sight I tell you that.
The result was becoming hated across both a moderately large forum and a fairly large part of youtube. It happened after a post I made on said forum.
I was gonna post the link but when I looked at it again I felt way to much like an idiot and didn't.
I also once kicked a kid after he asked me to play with him, yeah I was weird.[/QUOTE]
I swear to god, I swear I know you, But Im not too sure
Oh hey rate me boxes.
Feel better about yourself.
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[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26127238]Oh hey rate me boxes.
Feel better about yourself.[/QUOTE]
Why do you care Mr.Hardcore?
Pissing in my mom's garden.
Should of done better in middle school. I was held back a year after 1st grade. Never again. :frown: I also burned carpet with a iron one day but I don't really regret that.
I used to go with my dad to his workplace because I always enjoyed starting the car for him.
When I was 10, I decided to be a little bit more ambitious and played around with accelerator. The gear was at park (automatic), but I wanted to play around with that as well. I shifted it to reverse, hit on the gas and the car moved back at full speed.
A cousin of mine was standing behind the car.
There was this pole that was used to mark the parking space. If the car had not came in to contact with it... or had the gear be on drive...
I pretty much toned down a lot after that incident. Toned down a little bit too much, since I transformed in to a energetic brat in to an overly-passive person :/
[QUOTE=silvsice;26127356]I used to go with my dad to his workplace because I always enjoyed starting the car for him.
When I was 10, I decided to be a little bit more ambitious and played around with accelerator. The gear was at park (automatic), but I wanted to play around with that as well. I shifted it to reverse, hit on the gas and the car moved back at full speed.
A cousin of mine was standing behind the car.
There was this pole that was used to mark the parking space. If the car had not came in to contact with it... or had the gear be on drive...
I pretty much toned down a lot after that incident. Toned down a little bit too much, since I transformed in to a energetic brat in to an overly-passive person :/[/QUOTE]
Don't tell that to anyone that does a Driver's license test to you.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125197]I'm no badass, I just learned not to care about anyone else. If I hurt someone, so fucking what?[/QUOTE]
It means you're retarded.
I don't know if it even belongs here but I'm so fucking ashamed I have to tell you people.
When I was about 4, I openly rubbed myself against a chair, which I had turned upside down, and telling everyone it felt soooo good.
I've been hearing this all my life.
Sometimes I'm afraid I lost my virginty at age four.
And yes, I'm a girl.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26125197]I'm no badass, I just learned not to care about anyone else. If I hurt someone, so fucking what?[/QUOTE]
sociopath
I got my first computer when I was 9, posed as a girl on Halo: Combat Evolved Demo and cybered with people I met from joining random servers. I don't regret it but hey.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;26125881]I regret that I used to make fun of people[/QUOTE]
You're despicable Grant.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;26127390]You killed him?
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OMFDSGVESRDVHBDHGDFGJBBGGNHGJ MERDERER MERDERER YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL YOU FUCKING ASDFDFBRVDHFJBTNFGHGFHYBFHF[/QUOTE]
Na the car hit those poles you see in those street car parks. Although the car was damaged, he didn't get hurt.
didnt suck my friends dick
:sigh:
About 8-9 years old, I was drawing with those Gel pens when one of them decided to run out of ink. I got really angry and started crying. There was a candle next to me, so my little 9 year old self decided to light the paper on fire out of anger. I noticed something was going very wrong when it started burning me, so I dropped the burning paper onto the carpet and ran for my room. My mom was walking the opposite way so she ran into the living room to witness my carpet burning up. There wasn't any real damage besides a carpet that needed to be replaced, but it still makes me feel like a retard to this day. My mom was mad at me for a good 4-5 weeks.
[QUOTE=janky;26127616]About 8-9 years old, I was drawing with those Gel pens when one of them decided to run out of ink. I got really angry and started crying. There was a candle next to me, so my little 9 year old self decided to light the paper on fire out of anger. I noticed something was going very wrong when it started burning me, so I dropped the burning paper onto the carpet and ran for my room. My mom was walking the opposite way so she ran into the living room to witness my carpet burning up. There wasn't any real damage besides a carpet that needed to be replaced, but it still makes me feel like a retard to this day. My mom was mad at me for a good 4-5 weeks.[/QUOTE]
wow i could only imagine how you rage at video games
i burned alot of things when i was little:
my couch
my tv remote
my shrub
no wonder i play pyro so much
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26127028]15[/QUOTE]
no wonder you're angsty
Acted like a total little shit in middle school that laughed at everything, kept pissing the teachers off and acted weird. Thankfully I matured up but I just can't look back at myself and go HNNNNNNG. I hate the people in high school that acted like the way I did in middle school who thought being weird and annoying was cool.
When I was in Year 6 (the final year of primary education in Britain, I was 11-12) a new kid joined our class. He was the same age as me but could have easily passed for 9 or even 8.
I am not a violent person at all, prefering instead to vent any aggression I may have in short bursts. If I was going to play a role in someone's circle of friends it would without a doubt be the ' trustworthy, good guy douche'. Yet when I was younger I was a massive shit and to this day I still have no idea why I did what I did but for the three months I knew him I made his life hell.
In the playground I would just walk up and beat him for no good reason. I'd steal a shoe and leave it dripping in the toilets. In class I'd break or wreck whatever I knew was his, and he didn't have much to begin with. Looking back, it was clear that his family was dirt poor.
All the while I was the most pathetic, whining, little bitch you could imagine once existed. I was Eric Cartman. If that guy has any serious social problems today, look to me.
Fuck I wish I could see how that guy is getting on now, I'd just hope to christ he wouldn't recognise me.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26127028]15[/QUOTE]
15 year old with no sympathy for others
everyone BACK the FUCK up.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;26127650]wow i could only imagine how you rage at video games[/QUOTE]
Actually not at all. I'm a very mellow person.
i tried to give my cat advil when i was 5 because i though it would make him feel better like it did to me
luckily my parents saw me and managed to stop me in the nick of time
still feel like a idiot doing that...
i regret jerking off with soap
My mum said she was going to get some chocolate from the shops, I stomped off after it only being a fredo frog... I regret being an ungratful douche.
I threw a toad at a tree when I was 7 or so. No real good reason that I can remember.
Just picked him up, threw him against a tree and heard it squeal. Walked over, and I will never forget kneeling down beside it and opening it's mouth to see blood welling up. I feel like a monster every time I remember it.
I also regret not getting to know my gran'pap better before he died. He was an amazing man and I miss him dearly.
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