• Things we did as kids we regret
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OH! I pissed in the corner of my room when I was 4-5. My Dad hit me, I deserved it.
[QUOTE=Neb;26131049]I was 6 years old and curious. I'm not gay I SWAAER.[/QUOTE] That's not what you said last night.
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;26131344]Correct, your google skills are impressive. For this you may have a cookie, here let me get one for you [/QUOTE] That took some intense effort. If only I had some milk to go with it. Thank you kind Sir.
[QUOTE=spyinfiltrator;26131306]Nathan Hale.[/QUOTE] And let me give a little history on this. Hale was a spy, he said this promptly before he was hanged by the British. They didn't let what he said out to the public BUT it did get around regardless thanks to witnesses. It's believed this is a quote from a Play he watched. Must have been a damn good play.
I regret failing Algebra I. Had to repeat it, but I payed attention the second year and actually loved it. Wishes I could have been assigned to Algebra II. Instead, I got Geometry I. Fuck my life.
[QUOTE=spyinfiltrator;26131449]That took some intense effort. If only I had some milk to go with it. Thank you kind Sir.[/QUOTE] Fine, just because you were the only to answer. [img]http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/Giacomelli/7.5milk.jpg[/img] Oops too much. [i]I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not[/i] Name this person, also I subscribe to this saying.
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Hey what about me dammit
I went to my aunts house when i was like 5 with my brother for a week. I remember my ex-uncle yelled at me and called me stupid. so of course, i took it out on both of them. It was the last day and my aunt said "did you have fun?" i said "no i hate you i never want to come back" like a little fucking cunt. so i walked away and went into my moms car. but, if forgot my gloves, so i went back inside to see my aunt standing in the same spot she was in 5 minutes before i left with a plate in her hand she was cleaning, crying. I took my gloves and walked away. She said in here cracky crying voice "are you going to hug me?" so i walked over and hugged her waist and walked away. she started crying harder. i regret this every day of my life because i love my aunt so much. If i could go back in time i would say "yes aunt ruth, i love you bye!" and hug her. i can remember that face she had. staring at me crying. everytime i think about it i get very very depressed, because now, i would never hurt anyone like that ever. Im one of the most caring people you could ever meet. me and my aunt have a great relationship now. my uncle fucked my aunt over and now he lives in italy. :sigh:
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;26131594]Hey what about me dammit[/QUOTE] Uhm let me check the pantry, ah brownies [img]http://www.citrifi.com/images/Brownie300dpi.jpg[/img] Hope you like nuts
Also Lucille Ball
I should've said yes immediately those times where I was asked out by a different girl. I should've talked to that one girl after she asked me out that night infront of her basketball teammates.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;26131678]Also Lucille Ball[/QUOTE] Correct Hmm I seem to be giving out cookies faster than anticipated [img]http://www.isms.org.uk/images/cc_cookies.jpg[/img] Next Quote: [i]“I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for a reason. The hard times that you go through build character, making you a much stronger person.”[/i] [QUOTE=Mind Man;26131725]I should've said yes immediately when those girls asked me out.[/QUOTE] Girls? Were they attached at the hip or strippers?
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;26131764]Correct Hmm I seem to be giving out cookies faster than anticipated [img_thumb]http://www.isms.org.uk/images/cc_cookies.jpg[/img_thumb] Next Quote: [i]“I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for a reason. The hard times that you go through build character, making you a much stronger person.”[/i] Girls? Were they attached at the hip or strippers?[/QUOTE] Hahaha. No. It was three different girls at three different times.
I've got a few of them. There was a group of three guys in my third grade class who constantly tried to pick fights with different people. One day they grab me while I'm going up the slide and pull me off of it. We get into a fight and I'm just trying to get back to where the teachers are because at this point I've got a bloody lip and nose, it's three against one, and nobody seems to give a shit that these little sociopathic shits were beating the crap out of me. At one point one of them gets their arm around my neck and the other two start kicking me in the stomach. I finally get my feet under me, gain some leverage, and unleashed the greatest motherfucking kick I've ever launched into the kid who was hitting me. That kid happened to have nothing to do with the fight. It was a kindergartner who thought we were playing and had started "playing along". I kicked him right in the head, broke his nose, knocked out five of his teeth, and sent him reeling. The other guys from my class ran off, but I at least had the moralistic sense to go and get an adult to help the little kid. I didn't get in trouble because they believed me that it was an accident, but I almost wish I would have been punished I felt so bad. I think my parents had to pay the kid's medical bills too, so double regret. I'll post the rest later.
We all did stupid shit as kids. We all have regrets. I'm not about to tell you any of my regrets because as much as I regret doing a lot of things and sometimes not doing something at all, I don't regret it either. It's what made me who I am today.
OH! I remember another. my family was leaving my Grandma's place. I was all like "RUNNING JUMP HUG GRANDMA!" I was a heavy kid, broke the poor woman's hip.. :(
I regret my entire childhood.
I wish I head a more rebellious mind when I was little. I always think of times when something happened when I was a kid and think of things I could have said to people rather than just agreeing or being passive about it. I can't really think of any examples now, but mostly they are from things that happened in school.
[QUOTE=rathat;26132137]I wish I head a more rebellious mind when I was little. I always think of times when something happened when I was a kid and think of things I could have said to people rather than just agreeing or being passive about it. I can't really think of any examples now, but mostly they are from things that happened in school.[/QUOTE] Same. Esprit d'Escalier
-A girl I had been friends with all my life told me she liked me and I said I wasn't interested in dating, but in reality I just wasn't sure... we tried to come back to it about 7 years later (past college) but it wasn't the same and we don't really talk anymore. (I regret both not saying yes the first time and trying to date later in life) -This one kid had bullied me for years. I finally got sick of this and purposely got him to fight me. I nearly strangled him to death. I would have if people hadn't ripped me off of him. He went insane after, delusions and paranoia. I don't think he deserved that... Other than these events, most of the time I end up regretting something only to find out my doubt was well placed anyway. My early days were brutal and I'm not sure how the hell I didn't kill myself, but after the torture that was elementary school life has been relatively easy. An extra story, just for facepunch: One morning I made an unbelievably awesome sandwich. It was a masterpiece. At school, during lunch, I was walking around the field with my buddy, and I took a bite out of my sandwich. I was chewing it and just savoring the awesome... and then I got 'clotheslined' by some kid I've never seen before. I lied there dazed for a moment... then I saw my sandwich on the ground, open to the sky, and I was thinking "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"... I was pissed. But apparently fate/god/whatever hadn't had enough, because then those fucking sea gulls, eating it. Eating my masterpiece. That was it. I lost my shit. I kicked that kid's ass so badly they had to rush him to the hospital. According to my friend, when they asked me why I did it, all I could say was "fucking sandwich..."
I remember when I was younger, we had this nice, old vase that was passed down to my mom from her grandmother, and we had it sitting on the mantle over our fireplace. Well, my dad picked up me and my sister, and brought us to Mcdonalds for dinner. When we got back, me and my sister were playing with the toys that came in our happy meals. I had gotten Buzz Lightyear, and thought it'd be funny to stand on the sofa and yell "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND" then throw him and see if he could fly. Turns out he could fly. And he did. Right into the vase.
Fell with style into the vase you mean.
Discover the internet.
[QUOTE=Xion12;26133256]Discover the internet.[/QUOTE] Without the internet I would be pretty stupid.
Meh. I would be socializing right now if it wasn't for the internet.
Begging at my parents
Man the stuff I did as a kid makes me ashamed now... I was very angsty after I came to vancouver from moscow at 8 years old because I didn't speak english, so I got made fun of a lot. Did really weird stuff. When someone made me angry, I spazzed like a sonovabitch. Sometimes hitting people and broke this other kids nose on the concrete ground. After I became a nice guy, but I always made terrible decisions. I remember grade 7 there was a school concert, and I was the MC. But I thought it would be funny to let off a stinkbomb in the garbage can, so everyone had to leave and the whole gymnasium had to be ventilated.
Acted like an idiot. [i]Best. Childhood. Ever.[/i]
[QUOTE=PaChIrA;26126081]I grabbed someone by the neck for a few seconds because they were really pissing me off. I feel like an ass for doing that.[/QUOTE] Mister i don't like your attitude. You don't grab anyone's neck if your normal. You probally had AdHd
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