Buffalo Wild Wings has ridiculous questions for the online application.
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[QUOTE=Hullu V3;31249213]Everything has a reason.
If you say that you like destroying things, you're a sick bastard and need to be locked away.[/QUOTE]
This coming from the guy who brags about punching kids in the face.
[QUOTE=Rammaster;31249285]I would want to work there.
Also their Blazin' Wings are hot as fuck.[/QUOTE]
not even
i did their hot wing challenge thing and didn't realize that it was a timed challenge
i was lackadaisically eating them and chatting up the waitresses and then one of them said "by the way you have 60 seconds left to finish those" and i was just like "really? ok"
if people think BWW are hot they haven't had anything that's remotely spicy
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No.
You should donate it to the National Organization for Slender Men.[/QUOTE]
I'm not going to put money into the lost and found. It's [b]not[/b] going to get returned the rightful owner. Ever.
[QUOTE=MedicWine;31271692]I'm not going to put money into the lost and found. It's [b]not[/b] going to get returned the rightful owner. Ever.[/QUOTE]
I am it's rightful owner.
Gimme 20 Dollars.
[sp]It's a reference to Slender Man, if you don't get it.[/sp]
All they want is someone that doesn't break the law, will follow all the work rules and will be sociable to customers
approach questionnaire with mindset, pass questionnaire with flying colours
It is a test that grades your mental health/attitude. I've taken one before, for health class. If you answer you watch action movies because you think it'd be fun to destroy the enemy, it will add aggression points to your attitude meter, thats just an example.
I would imagine that a persons personality is important to an employer. almost all jobs with online applications should have something like this. of course that's what interviews are for but things like this are more comfortable and intimate
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31261227]No I mean why not just answer the questions in a way that makes you look good[/QUOTE]
Because most personality tests will flag you for cheating if you score "too good" on the personality test.
Basically you have to not come off as too perfect because its designed in a way that if you do then its obvious you a lying
But you have to have solid answers i.e. if you don't strongly agree or disagree most of the time you come off as wishy-washy and you tend to get flagged as well.
Basically the real strategy is to not apply to places that give these bullshit tests out. I think they are even illegal in california.
[QUOTE=KorJax;31280900]Because most personality tests will flag you for cheating if you score "too good" on the personality test.
Basically you have to not come off as too perfect because its designed in a way that if you do then its obvious you a lying
But you have to have solid answers i.e. if you don't strongly agree or disagree most of the time you come off as wishy-washy and you tend to get flagged as well.
Basically the real strategy is to not apply to places that give these bullshit tests out. I think they are even illegal in california.[/QUOTE]I've applied to like 5 different places and they ALL gave me these sort of tests.
Companies always look for employees, then wonder why they can't fill a position when #1: The apps are like this #2: You're "over or under qualified". #3: The management is full of walking dicks. And so on...
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Who the fuck is going to tick "no"?
Why do they even need that?
No. I don't want this job, but I think I'll fill out this form anyway.
What the fuck? That makes no sense. That guy must have been mentally retarded. Institutionalize him.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;31249369]Clearly, Buffalo Wild Wings prefers its employees to be hardcore motherfuckers.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't even begin to describe it. When I ordered wings, an air raid siren sounded, then my wings (on a plate) exploded with a fireball out of the kitchen, in slow motion, to arrive at my table.
All of the douchebag jocks hang out at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.
I would never want to work there.
[QUOTE=KorJax;31280900]Because most personality tests will flag you for cheating if you score "too good" on the personality test.
Basically you have to not come off as too perfect because its designed in a way that if you do then its obvious you a lying
But you have to have solid answers i.e. if you don't strongly agree or disagree most of the time you come off as wishy-washy and you tend to get flagged as well.
Basically the real strategy is to not apply to places that give these bullshit tests out. I think they are even illegal in california.[/QUOTE]
Not all that true. Basically most big companies that have these online applications. (Very few of them have anything other than apply online options) have you answer these questions.
They try to see if you're lying by asking you the same questions in multiple ways to catch you on a contradiction. They usually want you to pick the obvious answers and the choices -they- want. Like if you're a shy person and they ask you if you can be a leader they want you to answer 'Strongly Agree'
Circuit City and Best Buy have a 'Red, Yellow, Green' system. Green applications are good to go for interviews. Yellow are so-so and if you need to hire them, you should proceed with caution. I speculate Target also uses this system.
Red are not even considered. Unless you've committed felonies and are an awful, brutally honest person you're not going to be here.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;31249213]Everything has a reason.
If you say that you like destroying things, you're a sick bastard and need to be locked away.[/QUOTE]
but aren't you the guy who stabbed that kid for saying he wanted to smoke pot?
Another thing to note is that they look for people to choose one extreme or the other. They actually don't like it when people are in between too much. They fuck you over by not making it mostly yes or no, and instead making it so you can answer on a scale. I remember filling out an online app with my job coach and she was telling me that. She even made me answer questions with an answer that made me sound good, even if it wasn't my true feelings (but pretty much everyone does that I think).
I thought the Spencers app was so fucking ironic. They have a bunch of drug related questions yet they openly promote pot, beer pong/drinking, etc.
Maybe it's some sort of pyschic evaulation to see if you're a cannibal, Maybe Buffalo Wild wings doesn't even cook food, maybe it cooks humans. They might be some sort of elite tribe of communist cannibals. [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/beck.001.gif[/IMG]
New world order guys. It's coming.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;31260961]A lot of places do this, Dillions (Wichita based Kroger company) had a question on their online-application form asking:
"Is it wrong to fake being polite."
Strongly Agree
Agree
Disagree
Strongly Disagree[/QUOTE]
How the fudgicals can you fake being polite???
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;31314637]Who the fuck is going to tick "no"?
Why do they even need that?
No. I don't want this job, but I think I'll fill out this form anyway.[/QUOTE]
I dont see why you have to type your initials either. Your full name is one of the first questions. It's like typing initials is supposed to act like a signature or something.
[QUOTE=RobL;31331368]How the fudgicals can you fake being polite???[/QUOTE]I've seen it before.
It's [i]terrifying[/i].
I did something exactly like this
It was filled with trick questions such as "I make sure to get the job done even if that means breaking safety regulations"
If I say yes I'm unsafe and if I say no I don't get work done
I'm a bad ass, so I break safety regulations to do my JOB.
"Okay, you're hired at dominos pizza."
[QUOTE=KorJax;31280900]Because most personality tests will flag you for cheating if you score "too good" on the personality test.
Basically you have to not come off as too perfect because its designed in a way that if you do then its obvious you a lying
But you have to have solid answers i.e. if you don't strongly agree or disagree most of the time you come off as wishy-washy and you tend to get flagged as well.
Basically the real strategy is to not apply to places that give these bullshit tests out. I think they are even illegal in california.[/QUOTE]
everything except pot is illegal in california, and my dad was laid off couple years ago and while he was in between jobs, i helped him from time to time fill in applications like this.
these are just psych evaluation questions but i have seen many worse questions out there that just are traps for you. if you answer truthfully, your screwed, answer falsely and another question trips you up
[QUOTE=haloguy234;31319860]All of the douchebag jocks hang out at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.
I would never want to work there.[/QUOTE]
Thats the demographic that they want to employ. xD
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