There's a deer in my driveway, what do I do with it?

[brandonsh]

Oh, that deer? Sorry! It must have fell off the back of my truck. Yeah, you can keep it if you like.

[TheOneFree-Man]

I'd go with the burning idea

[Fugl]

[i]Is that a deer?[/i]

[Ray-The-Sun]

Failing the conversion to protein, convert its body to a vehicular flail.

[Revanold]

Funeral pyre

Burn the fucker

:ms:

[SEiGE]

Steal its wallet.

[slippp22]

cut its leg off and shove it up its ass

[slashsnemesis]

Put it in the bottom of your trash bin and cover it with trash bags and leave it for the garbage man.

Videotape results.

[Mackalda2k6]

I just picture the garbage man coming and as the truck slowly flips the can over he just stares blankly at it. Then suddenly a dead deer carcass tumbles out.

[Rangrgoto1]

Perform sexual acts for practice for the real thing.

[mpntball2012]

It's on your property so technically it's yours. If he doesn't come back and claim it within 24 hours. Venison makes great jerky.

[Errorproxy]

[QUOTE=Generic User;26410111]I heard deer jerky is good.[/QUOTE]

You heard right.

[DesolateGrun]

[QUOTE=Dynall;26410546]hey guys I found a dinosaur in my driveway

[media]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/b917aadriveway.jpg[/media]

what should I do?[/QUOTE]
Nice driveway

[_Kayla_]

Really people, it's not a good idea to eat something if you don't know why it died. Could have been some terrible disease that you could get by eating it.

[MIPS]

I rememebr when we had crows constantly getting electrocuted on the lines by my old place.

[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/P7032808.jpg[/IMG]

Do what I did and poke it with a stick.

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[DarkOps]

I've had deer meat. It is better that beef in my opinion.

[Mister Sandman]

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[pureparanoid]

[QUOTE=MIPS;26417266]I rememebr when we had crows constantly getting electrocuted on the lines by my old place.

[img_thumb]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/P7032808.jpg[/img_thumb]

Do what I did and poke it with a stick.

[img_thumb]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/P7032809.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

..Are it's legs sticking straight up?

[MIPS]

[QUOTE=pureparanoid;26417417]..Are it's legs sticking straight up?[/QUOTE]

Pretty darn close.

[Uberslug]

Drag it somewhere secluded, let it rot, then put it in a garbage bag and soak it in sal soda. Free skeleton!

[Werem00se]

Make [b]love[/b] to it. :smug:

[xKAZUYAx]

Play with its ballbags

[FullStreak]

well i decided to do the ultimate task.

i got my shitty poolstick

and poked it

[Pants on fire]

Oh shit! A poolstick. Stand the fuck back!

[Freestyle]

Call animal control...

[CabooseRvB]

Skin it and make a fur coat for your girlfriend.

[TaoAmano]

[QUOTE=FullStreak12;26410090]Well FacePunch, I come home from school to find a dead deer in my driveway. I'm going out to take pictures now since you'll demand them.

[/quote]

Bring it back inside. Fuck it. I mean..its still got a asshole..

[Goberfish]

create memorial to satan

[Werem00se]

[QUOTE=Goberfish;26422737]create memorial to satan[/QUOTE]

And hail his unholy name!

[GodKing]

Ugh, I thought it said "There's a dealer in my driveway"

I've been watching too much Breaking Bad