There's a deer in my driveway, what do I do with it? - General

Cop a feel

[QUOTE=Generic User;26410111]I heard deer jerky is good.[/QUOTE] This man speaks truth

Wait for it to get filled up with gas, then pop it with a knife.

Let it rot somewhere where your neighbor prying eyes won't see it, once all is gone, recover the skeleton and wear the skull as a trophy hat.

I thought the deer was alive before I entered the thread... Move it and let good o'l mother nature take over

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;26410147]I forgot who you are supposed to call, but there is a business that deals with dead animal retrieval, you can give them a call and they'll haul it off.[/QUOTE] dont do that....take it to a taxidermist, they will clean it and cut all the meat off for you, deer meat is delicious! And not near as fattening as beef.

[QUOTE=MIPS;26417266] Do what I did and poke it with a stick. [img_thumb]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/P7032809.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I lost it at that point

do you live in the middle of nowhere or something

Drag it to the woods... [QUOTE=ei8ht;26410575]Leave it for trash day. :smug: If the garbage truck even goes to your house, it looks like you live in the middle of nowhere.[/QUOTE] Rural places get garbage trucks too...

[QUOTE=koeniginator;26430716]do you live in the middle of nowhere or something[/QUOTE] No, right down the steet is where the town is most populated. Also, snow deer! [img]http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae105/FullStreak/20101201143638.jpg?t=1291232643[/img]

i like it's tongue

If you want it I can send it to you. [editline]1st December 2010[/editline] the tongue

I was eating Special K when I saw the pictures I'm still eating Special K

I wanted to suggest eating it, but by this time the meat could be bad. Call some service that collects dead animals?

also, tongue

If you let it keep lying there, it's just going to get soft and start stinking up your yard. Haul it off while it's still solid.

I gotta second that aswell, Venicen is B.E.A.Utiful if put on a slow roast until fully cooked :v: If you aint got the bawls to do it yourself, give it to your butcher. He'll most likely pay you for it.

[QUOTE=Marden;26431205]I wanted to suggest eating it, but by this time the meat could be bad. Call some service that collects dead animals?[/QUOTE] Already did, I just wanted to after it snowed for pictures.

[QUOTE=DTkach;26410117]Make a thread about it. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - DEADBEEF))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Best named mod to ban in this thread.

[QUOTE=Uberslug;26417960]Drag it somewhere secluded, let it rot, then put it in a garbage bag and soak it in sal soda. Free skeleton![/QUOTE] Okay skin it then do this. You would now have a skeleton and a fur coat or blanket. Or slice a piece off and smoke cook it.

I've never laughed so much at an obligatory 'convert it to communism' post

Please tell me you have a fireplace. If you don't, get one.

Is there a name for having sex with dead animals?

wait a second that deer is fake give us a closer look

[QUOTE=Fugl;26413440][i]Is that a deer?[/i][/QUOTE] [I]Is that a donkey, eh?[/I]

I had a deer die right in the middle of my driveway once p. cool deer, p. cool

gut it, skin it, eat it. cook it first

Santa has one less pulling his sleigh this year. Cover it in lights. That way you can one up the people who have those fake, wicker deer covered in x-mas lights.

Take a picture of it every day from the same angle until it's nearly/completely gone. Then put all the images together and speed the whole thing up. Have an awesome slideshow that also somewhat contributes towards science!

[QUOTE=RedSponge;26431433]Is there a name for having sex with dead animals?[/QUOTE] Necrobeastiality-o-phillia