There's a deer in my driveway, what do I do with it?

[deathmog]

Venison is fucking delicious.

[Pridit]

Bury it.

[FullStreak]

[QUOTE=koeniginator;26431857]wait a second
that deer is fake
give us a closer look[/QUOTE]

The second picture looks fake because of the frozen fur on him making him look like plastic.

Wait, how do I know if its male or female?

And does its as in it is have an apostrophe?

[Broni]

Why I lol'd uncontrollably at the fact it's tongue was poking out I will never know..

[samwilki]

[QUOTE=MIPS;26417266]I rememebr when we had crows constantly getting electrocuted on the lines by my old place.

[img_thumb]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/P7032808.jpg[/img_thumb]

Do what I did and poke it with a stick.

[img_thumb]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/P7032809.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Why do I remember watching something that said they can only get electrocuted if they touch the wire and the ground at the same time, how the hell did that happen.

[Meller Yeller]

When I get them in my yard or driveway, I just drag em' off somewhere and my dad pays me for it.

[reywilnc]

Fuck it.

[ExplodingGuy]

[QUOTE=RedSponge;26431433]Is there a name for having sex with dead animals?[/QUOTE]
Necrozoophilia.

[Nsybouts]

If its not too old eat it

[Leaf Runner]

I like how all the furries are rating hearts.

It's a dead deer in a driveway, deal w/ it :c00lbert:

[Alaskan Wolf]

[QUOTE=samwilki;26435687]Why do I remember watching something that said they can only get electrocuted if they touch the wire and the ground at the same time, how the hell did that happen.[/QUOTE]

Both wires at once will electrocute you too. That's why they're placed far apart.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;26417398][Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMXovAuCKA[/Media][/QUOTE]
user will be banned for this post- sexism, homophobia, racism - TH89

[QUOTE=Dynall;26410546]hey guys I found a dinosaur in my driveway

[media]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/b917aadriveway.jpg[/media]

what should I do?[/QUOTE]

Fuck you I liked my milk and you made me spill it

[Midtown123]

[i]Alright, let's load up this trash bag. Why is this so heavy?
...Is that a deer?[/i]

Set up this scenario. Tape it.

[Teh_Medic]

[QUOTE=Dragon Master;26431220]I gotta second that aswell, Venicen is[B] B.E.A.Utiful [/B]if put on a slow roast until fully cooked :v:[/QUOTE]

Hey, Bruce, what was it like being God?

[FullStreak]

Deer is gone, but no fear FP! I'll post pictures of any other huge ass dead things on my property!

[Gay4Grandad]

Wear it as a hat

[hobomania]

Pose it like my avatar so i can have a new one.