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Tell him to use the crap computer. He should be able to view Facebook if it can handle Facepunch.
Move your internet browser onto a USB memory stick and then uninstall every browser you might have on your PC. [editline]12:59PM[/editline] Even Internet Explorer
Tell your brother that you are too old for this kind of stuff and tell his wife that she should occupy his time with sex more.
Install an adblocker and then block all the images of the sites he visits. Or, just block the whole site. And, why haven't you kicked his balls yet? Just do it. I'm sure it would be a whole hell of a lot more fun than typing things into a notepad to edit the hosts file or something.
Alternatively, set meatspin as your homepage
Make love to something
Block all of his websites in the Hosts file. Make sure you set it to read only afterwards.
[QUOTE=Joeballs;22319957]Thats not as fun though now, is it.[/QUOTE] Translation: I'm a little bitch and i'm scared of my younger brother.
He is probably dumb and save accounts passwords. Just get all hes accounts banned. (if using firefox you can find all saved passwords at tools, options, safety, saved passwords)
[QUOTE=Biggins;22320605]Tell your brother that you are too old for this kind of stuff and tell his wife that she should occupy his time with sex more.[/QUOTE] What the fuck ?
Make the computer shit slow by running one of those computer slowdown programs. He'll be bitching about how slow the computer is, and you might be able to get a new one. Double profit, the current computer will get to be the "old" computer where you will spend your time if your brother needs to use the computer to talk to his virtual friends. Both of you happy.
Oh great, a social-networking 14 year old. This could be tricky. Best bet, sit there and look over his shoulder, read or something. People can't stand others looking over their shoulder, and eventually he ought to give in.
Local Disk/Windows/System32/drivers/etc/hosts add sites there
[QUOTE=werner;22322262]Local Disk/Windows/System32/drivers/etc/hosts add sites there[/QUOTE] This. Except alias myspace or whatever to meatspin's IP.
Yes. Just yes.
[QUOTE=werner;22322262]Local Disk/Windows/System32/drivers/etc/hosts add sites there[/QUOTE] please do this your brother does not deserve the internet.
[QUOTE=Joeballs;22319869]I'm sick of my brother kicking me off the good computer onto our bad, 10 year old piece of crap computer. The best thing I can do on it is go on facepunch. No eve, no cod, no anything. Any ideas as to how I can make him not want the computer? Open to any ideas.[/QUOTE] I love the amount of angsty kids making an account here, complain about their family, gets told he's pathetic then decides to never visit again.
[QUOTE=chrbarrol;22322840]I love the amount of angsty kids making an account here, complain about their family, gets told he's pathetic then decides to never visit again.[/QUOTE] I love the amount of smug kids coming into family threads, then saying dumb shit without reading the thread at all. For the record, nobody's said he's pathetic, and he's responded quite a few times throughout the thread.
[QUOTE=Darkomni;22323707]I love the amount of smug kids coming into family threads, then saying dumb shit without reading the thread at all. For the record, nobody's said he's pathetic, and he's responded quite a few times throughout the thread.[/QUOTE] :smug: But yeah, I agree.
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