• Methods on growing taller?
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Being that both my parents aren't very that tall...does anyone have an useful tips on how to get taller? I'm 15 years old, and I hit puberty about last year (when my voice started getting deep), but I'm only 5'3" D: Facepunch, please throw me some tips on how to get taller (please no torture devices). :| Thanks!
Are you getting as tall as your parents?
Tie a rope to the side of a house jump off of house get taller trust me my dad is a mechanic. But seriously you can't just get taller.
One thing I know of, thanks to advice from Alex, is to get good amounts of sleep. (Gradual change over a period of time, of course)
Milk and Cheese made the Dutch Population the tallest population in the World.
It's all genetics. Don't be shy of your height or anything, make the best of it. You are who you are.
I heard medievel stretching machines work well.
There are no methods involved.
Stand in the sun water your feet
6'7 dutch guy here, i dare say its due to your diet, also good amounts of sleep help too. Diet from since i was young has pretty much been lots of dairy products, such as quark, yogurt milk and cheese + lots of fruit/meat At least a litre of milk per day or something similar. In the end, it's greatly dependant on genetics though, just hope for a growth spike.
You do grow the most in your sleep though, that's a fact, so you might wanna be sure you're getting enough sleep for your age group.
Tie your penis to a rope and then tie the other end to something solid on a tall building. Then just jump, and BAM! just like that you're taller.
[QUOTE=magepro99;22475970]Being that both my parents aren't very that tall...does anyone have an useful tips on how to get taller? I'm 15 years old, and I hit puberty about last year (when my voice started getting deep), but I'm only 5'3" D: Facepunch, please throw me some tips on how to get taller (please no torture devices). :| Thanks![/QUOTE] you can't sorry midget
Your body creates more than usual amount of growth hormones around 11pm - 3am, sleep then and you will grown taller. Also your how tall you can grow can be calculated using your parents heights, cant remember the formula tho, but its not always 100% correct.
[img]http://www.listzblog.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/rack3.jpg[/img] Oh wait, none of these... What's so bad about being short anyway? I'm relatively tall, but... Maybe you're just slow to get your growth spurt/s?
Sadly...I'm partially lactose intolerant, since my throat itches when drinking milk directly, but I can eat yogurt and cheese. I've been drinking soy milk as an alternative for most of my years. I'm as tall as my dad now, so meh. Is there any more sleeping advice for me? (positions, pillow placements, foods or liquids before sleep). Thanks so far guys!
[QUOTE=magepro99;22476419]Sadly...I'm partially lactose intolerant, since my throat itches when drinking milk directly, but I can eat yogurt and cheese. I've been drinking soy milk as an alternative for most of my years. I'm as tall as my dad now, so meh. Is there any more sleeping advice for me? (positions, pillow placements, foods or liquids before sleep). Thanks so far guys![/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure you are at your prime. It's okay, i'm short too. And so is Seth Green. You aren't alone bro.
You're not [I]small[/I], you're [I][U]fun-sized.[/U][/I]
Heh short people
Stretch your legs every morning
Wear a big hat.
I'm 6'3". Stay short, you'll hit your head a lot less often.
In honesty, being tall blows. Your back feels like shit constantly. You need to eat more (more -$$$). Sitting in a chair for prolonged periods of times makes your arms and back cramp up till the point you can't feel them cause they lock up. Enjoy being small dude. When you grow tall ,and shit sure you can do a few more cool things, but think of the things you won't be able to do anymore... I remeber being only 4'2" ,and being able to climb trees ,and thinking I was paradropping when I came down. Now... I feel like I'm climbing a twig.
Wait.
[QUOTE=Panda X;22476549]Wait.[/QUOTE] Brace for it.
Milk.
I see...but I want to be at least 5'6'' :[
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Go in a centrifuge until your spine breaks. Then, hang upside down til it heals into it's newer, 3 foot longer shape.
[QUOTE=magepro99;22477226]I see...but I want to be at least 5'6'' :[[/QUOTE] Just remember, if a gigantic 5'4 high saw blade came around, you would be fine.
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