• [Interactive] Back alley
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Get naked and seduce him. Then 3 way.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20405021]Get naked and seduce him. Then 3 way.[/QUOTE] This man speaks the truth. But once you seduce him secretly steal his keys.
Burn things
[QUOTE=Ass Man;20410285]Burn things[/QUOTE] (his shit)
wait what? and Did jizzele say that she "I need to go i need to go or ill hurt you? or "let him go, let him go or ill hurt you" And why is her voice so high pitched?
[QUOTE=Oratrix;20404901]Nyaa, when is the next update going to be? :)[/QUOTE] Well I'm at a supposed lan party and I'm playing WoW... So either when I get back home or tommorow. :)
but first ask the janitor for the way out!
[QUOTE=Nyaa;20412989]Well I'm at a supposed lan party and I'm playing WoW... So either when I get back home or tommorow. :)[/QUOTE] Gah Nyaa, that sounds like so much fun. :(
[QUOTE=Oratrix;20417284]Gah Nyaa, that sounds like so much fun. :([/QUOTE] Yes it was awesome :D EDIT: I'll draw the update sometime today.
It doesn't really matter what happens. This Comic:iia:
[QUOTE=Oratrix;20434508]It doesn't really matter what happens. This Comic:iia:[/QUOTE] Rated agree because I agree, also, don't kill the janitor, seduce him, sleep with him then when your done he should fall asleep, then you can check what's in his pockets, ect.
[QUOTE=WolfeClaw;20434603]Rated agree because I agree, also, don't kill the janitor, seduce him, sleep with him then when your done he should fall asleep, then you can check what's in his pockets, ect.[/QUOTE]
Nyaa where is that update? :(
[QUOTE=Oratrix;20443091]Nyaa where is that update? :([/QUOTE] DAMN, I forgot :C Doing it NOW. [editline]12:03PM[/editline] [I]You "Quick stab him in the face!" with a broom stick, since you have no knife. He dodges it the sly dog. [IMG]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9459/41742229.png[/IMG] You beat the shit out of that Janitor bitch. He does nothing because he's dead scared of Giselle. You request some shit. You request a plastic bag. You receive both. You take his shit and the bag. :) [IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/3721/99474628.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9753/84invent.png[/IMG] You decide not to hurt the poor janitor, he never did anything wrong. He's just doing his job and you're stealing his shit. You'd be pissed too. [IMG]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8485/71984514.png[/IMG] You ask him if he wants to join you on your quest. He replies: "[B]You're just gonna keep beating the shit out of me and I don't know what your quest is.[/B]" You reply: "[B]Well right now we're just trying to get out of here, which would be much faster with you along. Then I hope Giselle will take me back to our organization so I can figure out my name, then I guess we'll stop this horrible facility."[/B] :3 He agrees to join. [IMG]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4821/17443866.png[/IMG] Since he's already on your team you feel no need to seduce him, and just ask him for his keys. He says the observatory people took them and they look funky, with red, green, yellow and such. You realise you now have his keys. [IMG]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9980/86invent.png[/IMG] [/I] {{How dos the janitor look? TBH I don't draw men much.}}
I think he looks pretty good. Average guy.
[QUOTE=Fippe;20448658]I think he looks pretty good. Average guy.[/QUOTE] Agreed
Go try and see if there is a funky door to match the funky key. If found, use said key on door.
The first time you drew the Janitor, he looked creepy and old, now he looks like a generic male. I'm glad he isn't a creepy old man now. :D Yay Nyaa, thanks for the update. So, first things first... 1.Go to locked door. 2. Use keys on door. 3. Give something to the janitor to use as a weapon, maybe give him his own poop to arm himself with... 4. GO IN AND EPIC BATTLEE!
[B][I]Eat the bag of shit for +1 STR![/I][/B]
Where did his hat go, btw?
You don't [i]have[/i] to seduce him, but you will, right?
[QUOTE=Fippe;20456438]Where did his hat go, btw?[/QUOTE] Magically dissipated because a wizard did it. :S
Can the janitor be that awesome janitor from the GD thread? [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896952[/URL] this guy he's like, awesome times awesome awesome²
Ask for a map of the facility from the janitor, and if he doesn't have one ask for a sketch.
Assistant: "sv_cheats 1" and then "noclip". Next, "impulse 101" and use the color tool to make the HEV suit invisible. Then seduce the janitor.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;20477884]Assistant: "sv_cheats 1" and then "noclip". Next, "impulse 101" and use the color tool to make the HEV suit invisible. Then seduce the janitor.[/QUOTE] This is not HL2. I'm NEVER going to do anything like "sv_cheats". Besides don't be a cheater.
Dance for money, You homeless slut! :v:
Poop on your hand and rub it on the wall.
[QUOTE=Nyaa;20479417]This is not HL2. I'm NEVER going to do anything like "sv_cheats". Besides don't be a cheater.[/QUOTE] Then ANALyze the shit to check out if it has health boosting properties.
Stop playing WoW and update this thread :saddowns:
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