[Interactive] Back alley - General

Walk into "pink house" and see what you can get for 10$.

[I]You grab the mirror and carry it in to the movies. You try to stab the clerk with it, but he pulls out a shotgun. You run outside, but the door doesn't close quickly enough behind you and your mirror gets shot. There are now sharp shards on the ground.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/10.png[/IMG] [I]You walk in to the pink house. It is a pastry shop. You see an old lady decorating muffins behind the counter and start to examine what you can get for 10 dollars. You realize you can get either one of these: 4 muffins(they are 2.5$ a piece), a bag of cookies, 2 portions of chocolate pancakes(5$ per portion), 10 chocolate drops(1$ per drop), or something that reminds you of dog shit. [/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/11.png[/IMG] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/invent.png[/img]

1 of each, not not the cookies

*going to sleep* be back in cca 7-12 hours. Keep posting suggestions. [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/28mjrkk.png[/IMG]

Say, "THESE PRICES ARE TOO HIGH!" Leave in a huff and pick up some booze.

[QUOTE=wewt!;19688844]The source engine does not support reflections of the player. :pseudo:[/QUOTE] This mspaint thread is running on Unreal 07.

Ask an old lady if she is a tranny.

Ask the oldy lady "Do you have any spare clothes i can borrow?"

Rape the old lady.

[I]You decide to ask the old lady for clothes and if she is a tranny. "Excuse me mam!", you say and the old lady turns around. When she sees you her face turns from happy to surprised. And then it turns menacing while she shouts: "You weren't supposed to be alive!", pulls out an axe/black penis and starts running towards you.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/12.png[/IMG] [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/156dan6.png[/img]

Throw shards of the mirror at her, and then get boozed up.

Dodge the first swing and kick the old lady in the face

[QUOTE=Kirbunny431;19702057]Throw shards of the mirror at her, and then get boozed up.[/QUOTE] The shards are still at the theater, nobody said to pick them up. :D

say" you are one ugly bitch!" and run out the door laughing/

[I]You dodge the first swing and attempt to kick the lady in the face. She dodges and you say [B]"YOU ARE ONE UGLY BITCH!"[/B] start laughing and run out the door. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/13.png[/IMG] You are close to the theater so you pick up some shards off glass and shove one up your ass for safe keeping. Your ass seems to be made of titanium. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/13_5.png[/IMG] You keep running to the other side of the street and the grandma is still on the first side. You realise she will keep running after you... Hmm... maybe a distraction would help and you could run away... [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/14.png[/IMG] [/I]

Throw the glass on to the road!

Show her your boobs and wait for her to get run over by a speeding ice cream truck!

Run around the road till a car comes then watch her getting smacked like a pancake! Squish!!

Yes, Flash oncoming drivers!

Have your period! Then sulk and get attention from strangers who will hopefully help you out. But first you must deal with the old lady so use one of the above or a possible one from the future.

Deflect the axe with your fist , then kick the old lady in the cunt

[QUOTE=Satansick;19706924]Deflect the axe with your [b]Titanium ass[/b] , then kick the old lady in the cunt[/QUOTE] [editline]01:18PM[/editline] Fixed.

After the first things, while looking in the mirror she should look like this, lol. [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2jb0wm.png[/IMG] Made while bored to fit the story ^_^

[editline]09:03PM[/editline] [I]You flash your boobs at the old lady.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/15.png[/IMG] [I]While you're looking at the shirt someone knocks you on the head and you fall unconscious. You wake up in gray room. You're seated on a chair and you can feel the ropes tied around your hands.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/16.png[/IMG]

lol, k

Have this instead. It is accurate. -i see boobs are dumb to you so i censored-

Check if you still have your stuff on you.

scoot the chair out the window

Try and take the mirror out your pockets and cut the rope free

Break the chair with your titanium ass.