Do you guys mind if I don't draw this one in first person? Since you all want to give the give one form or the other of sexy time. It would mean I'd just have to draw his face over the whole picture or something yet again.
Whatever is easier for thou.
Do not forget the Whore powerhs!
Sorry it's taking so long, wewt! still hasn't brought me my tablet. T_T
Tis fine. Take your time.
[I]You try to seduce the coat guy and you seem to be distracting him. You think about reaching for the glass or rope but, they're too far to pick up, you could get caught. So you just bash his head against the wall. You steal his coat and put in your things. [/I]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/22.png[/IMG]
Hurry to the nearest booze store!
Run out the building but then suddenly! The old women appears again!
Masturbate, Your whore powerhs will teleport you to the pub.
Check his coat if there are any items that he had with him before.
Wait, check out his face first! Now that it's not shaded by his hat! Maybe you'll recognise him.
[I]You run outside the building and... You see a forest? You think: "Well... shit then..."[/I]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/23.png[/IMG]
[I]You say to yourself:"Well if I'm going to be searching for a road or city I might as well check for snacks in this coat. You look down and you're wearing a tight purple suit. With no pockets. It's your lucky day it seems.[/I]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/24.png[/IMG]
You better hope that you have some Bear Grylls talent in you then. Look around for any sort of living things.
Just behind the trees is a Walmart randomly placed in the middle of nowhere and its packed full of shoppers.
This is the best interactive on here. Credit to OP for content.
Run to some american shop, Buy more condoms and donuts.
Look back at where you were. What is it? A cabin? An abandoned warehouse?
[I]You turn around to see the house you were in. And all that's there is a cow. What?[/I]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/25.png[/IMG]
try to poke through the greenscreen behind it
[QUOTE=wewt!;19821896]try to poke through the greenscreen behind it[/QUOTE]
^this. Definitely this.
Gut it and carve it up into steak.
[I]You try to poke the green screen behind it, but when you move the frame rate drops and the cow starts twitching and the voices repeat in a loop. Wait... real life doesn't have a frame rate... What are these shenanigans?[/I]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/26.gif[/IMG]
Poke it one more time, so the cow will dance even more!
rip off the jumpsuit in a fit of rage, then possibly use ur vagina as an inventory
Use your whore powerhs to teleport!
Control-Alt-Delete
End process "explorer.exe"
Explorer.exe is such a resource hog, I always turn it off before loading a game.
[I]You think about pressing control alt and delete and a console opens. You end the explorer.exe process.[/I]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/26.png[/IMG]
[I]The cow dissipates. The room you just escaped from is behind you. You are now in a different room with a panel in front of you.[/I]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/27.png[/IMG]
Smash the panel! Then get naked!
(This is awesome :D )
Poke the panel or something else.
:wtc: is going on in this thread
Wait a minute... Real life doesn't have a ctrl+alt+Del...
Poke the machine to see if it is real, if it's real, leave. If it's not, go on a rampage doing whatever you want. If it's not real, what's the harm eh?
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