[QUOTE=ZenX2;29246897]Nope, this is the thread for every dream.[/QUOTE]
Anyone posting wet dreams should be careful not to end up like the last guy who posted a wet dream on facepunch though.
I had a dream the night before last. Well anyways as a bit of backstory: A few years back my dad gave me a new laptop and until about several years ago or so it was my primary computer. 2 years ago the processor in it got fried and well I haven't been able to use it. So between then and getting a desktop I played shit on an xbox 360, but that doesn't relate to this dream.
So in it, my brother "fixed" my latop. Instead of being a black 15" Acer, it was a white Macbook (the older generation of them) that was about 10" (wtf?). Yeah, the dream sounds stupid but the nostalgia man. I can recall many details of shit that was on my laptop before it fucked itself. I had a Total War game I never finished, played a near-vanilla Team Fortress 2, many of my old files I can remember. So yes it sounds stupid, but the nostalgia man.
That laptop has been beside my desk in a laptop bag for over a year now. I just want to use it again, but can't.
had my first lucid dream in a loooooong time last time I slept (two nights ago, skipped last night), was flying around then someone asked me how I did it and I was like "well, I... shit, I'm dreaming, I'm going to go into the girl's bathrooms" and then I woke up :saddowns:
[editline]17th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ManicMarauder;29241453]i'm trying to avoid mirrors at all cost, i don't like seeing her. it's creepy, i'm currently camping out in my room with my fridge dragged in here. my laptop ran out of battery yesterday so i had to run out for a charger, i searched with my eyes closed for a good hour, so i couldn't see her. but i had that feeling that someone was next to me. i have emence amounts of food in my fridge and am making use of my microwave (also brought in my room), i like it in here, its safe. i have no need to go outside. i'm happy in here :][/QUOTE]
there's a section for your kind
it's called roleplay wonderland
This is why im switching forums, my life is in a crysis and all anyone can do is troll.
[QUOTE=ManicMarauder;29261142]This is why im switching forums, my life is in a crysis and all anyone can do is troll.[/QUOTE]
We just don't believe you because it sounds stereotypical as hell and you ignore every single bit of advice given to you.
[editline]17th April 2011[/editline]
Did I mention you joined FP yesterday?
I've met people who believed lucid dreaming is not possible. The ignorance.
I had a wet dream last night
[editline]18th April 2011[/editline]
I went swimming
Last night I got full lucidity. i.e. "Yeah I'm in a dream!"
I just tried different stuff out: I stared at my hand and willed things to appear, I changed the terrain, I cleared the skies, and I spawned people to talk to.
I have been unsuccessful in talking to my sub.
Edit: This thread has, however, brought up the percentage of success in achieving lucidity (for me, at least).
i used to have an fp account but i forgot the password due to lack of use. i just this would be an interesting phenomena to share with facepunch.
[editline]18th April 2011[/editline]
[/QUOTE]I have been unsuccessful in talking to my sub.[/QUOTE]
those people are your sub
I'm getting frustrated because I haven't had a LD in a while, a few days ago I even set up my phone alarm so every 10 minutes it'd go off and I'd do a reality check (hold nose). Dream logic is such a bitch seriously. I recently brought up lucid dreaming to this girl I talk to a lot and she reveals that she's aware in every single dream she's dreaming, and she's induced a lucid dream every night since I told her :saddowns:
I'm not sure if my inductions are just crap or if I need to keep trying at my dream journal and reality checks more. I desperately want to be able to LD and talk to my sub and try and fix my faults and whatnot.
[QUOTE=froztshock;29259440]Anyone posting wet dreams should be careful not to end up like the last guy who posted a wet dream on facepunch though.[/QUOTE]
I still wonder what happened to dan.
[quote=Eonart]actually you're a small child compared to your sub[/quote]
Please elaborate on this.
Dammit, guys, this WILD is hard. Yesterday I tried to lie still as possible and focused on lucid dreaming while falling asleep but just couldn't. Either I found myself in a very uncomfortable position [B]every time[/B] or just losing focus and noticing it 30 seconds later. Any tips? Will try doing that technique with finger-moving, even though it failed me after some tries. I am yet to have a lucid dream, by the way.
Guys, what the hell do I do in lucid dreams? Every time I get one, it just all goes to hell. I always get too excited and fuck things up. Last time I got one I sort of sat down and relaxed, thinking about stuff I should do and shouldn't but still nothing went like I'd wanted. It's like my subconciousness always tries it's hardest to destroy my experience. I keep forgetting to do reality checks, so that might sort of weaken the lucidity.
So can someone please tell me what to do once I gain lucidity, so that I don't fuck everything up?
i had a horrible dream that i was escaping a concentration camp with soldiers for some reason.
Lethaxx, learn to spawn weapons. Then, the next time you have a similar dream....
Had a dream yesterday where I was in the back of my dad's car being rushed to hospital in the dead of night. He went up this large car park thing and ended up doing some risky ass turns around a tower. It was a dream version of Poole hospital, the car park was literally a massive narrow tower with no supports or anything. I got out and was shitting myself because we were so high up. I don't know what my injury was. It was kinda fun in hindsight.
i can see why you don't believe me. it is pretty unbelievable. things are starting to look up for once in a long time. but nevertheless i am switching forums. for those concerned i will be posting updates on my condition there. i still am in need of help and advice.
i used to have an fp account but i forgot the info.
i think it was skatexemericax24. or lilmitchit54
In last night's dream, I was in our car driving along a winding road in desert mountains, up above the ground, because everything around the road had eroded away to be lower down. I arrived at my friend's house, except it was two stories tall, fancy, and actually my house inside.
I think that this house and area in my dream world are close to the shifting house and another dream I had, that in retrospect took place just past the shifting house, in the field. At one end of the field (The field is a long strip in between some mountains, specifically the ones in last night's dream) was a castle that I started in, the other end, a public bathroom like you'd see in a national park. I walked out of the surprisingly open castle, and started killing some evil (I presume) knights and stuff, climb lamely onto a wall, and keep killing. (This is probably the goriest dream I've ever had.) I ran across the field, forgetting about the castle. i needed to take a dump, so I went in the bathroom. Inside was a trash covered slime monster, which I wasn't immediately worried about, but when it started eating things, I ran out and closed the door. I told somebody there "We should probably tell someone about that", feeling safe knowing that it was inside. I looked at the door, and it had begun to come out from under it. It paralyzed and ate a few people, so we ran back towards the castle as it gained speed, when my memory cuts off.
Just past this field is an apple orchard by what I now realize is the road that we were driving on.
I went inside the house, and things went normally. Eventually it was getting late, so we left and went home. (Actually, when we got to about the point where we started, my memory cuts off.)
I'm in the car again. The dream is repeating itself. Nothing out of the ordinary still. It's not the same dream, just another night. This time, I fall asleep shortly after getting into the car.
I am starting to recognize a pattern in my dreams. This isn't the moon always being around or something. [i]Almost all of my dreams take place in the same world.[/i] Almost every night now, I'm seeing that wherever I go, I can still go anywhere else as if I dream in some giant, altered Earth.
From the orchard, if you keep driving, you will get to a point where the road turns. (it may also split.) Follow the split, avoiding the tall dust banks at the edge of the road. You will get to and open, flat dirt/grass plain, with a long road perpendicular to the end of the road you are on. Follow this road to the left, and there is a large Space Museum, also accessible by walking through the orchard. (A much longer trip.) In fact, the museum is in the middle of the orchard, and the orchard is [b]huge[/b]. The museum has a space ship you can climb inside, it's fun :3
if im 17 years old and i only get ~4-5 hours of sleep per night, is there any health issue i should be concerned about? i've been doing it since i was about 15
Is it easier to gain lucidity with more hours of sleep per night or less? I've only ever had four lucid dreams and didn't control them, just realized I was in them.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;29261849]We just don't believe you because it sounds stereotypical as hell and you ignore every single bit of advice given to you.
[editline]17th April 2011[/editline]
Did I mention you joined FP yesterday?[/QUOTE]
I'm new too :frown:
[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;29287011]if im 17 years old and i only get ~4-5 hours of sleep per night, is there any health issue i should be concerned about? i've been doing it since i was about 15[/QUOTE]
Yes, that's not awesome. Get more sleep if possible, if not possible shut up it's possible
God, seems like so long since I posted last. No dice on LDs, but I've started up my dream journal again and I've been getting enough sleep to actually get to REM, so that's nice. My dreams have mostly been Shogun 2: Total War, though... specifically me sucking at it. This is clearly an example of dreams imitating reality
Also WOOT WOOT PORTAL 2 IS ONLY DOZENS OF MINUTES AWAY
Reading the potato conspiracies, playing Shogun 2 and school are all I've been doing for the past 5 days, not even any time for random internet crap. Sucks man, though being required to watch an anime is cool even if it is some girly show obsessed with rape.
Oh, and it might be too late, but my advice to ManicMarauder would be to get someone you trust to take you to a psychiatrist, because like it or not, when things become that debilitating, help helps. Of course assuming both that you have someone you trust and that you aren't just spouting creepypasta. Point being what you describe just plain shouldn't happen.
I once had a lucid dream and almost woke up, spinning around and it helped me stay in the dream for what seemed 2 minutes or so longer to do whatever I wanted (which in all cases pretty much is to find/imagine the nearest women and fuck her, sad I know). Whenever I start to gain lucidity it seems it's almost time for me to wake up which is why whenever I have a lucid dream it's so short.
[QUOTE=Eonart;29290797]Jokes aside, is there a LDing method that doesn't involve waking in the middle of the night?
Not MILD, it fails.[/QUOTE]
WILD and FILD are your best bets. I recommend FILD, Orkel and I have been studying it and it seems to work like ALL the time. Which is good.
Also, I finally have an answer to the question I've had forever, which is: "Why is it that when I try to punch or fight someone in dreams, I feel incredibly bogged down and slow?" That makes me happy.
[editline]19th April 2011[/editline]
LOOK AT ALL THE NEW PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT I HATH DONE. YAY.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;29292826]Also, I finally have an answer to the question I've had forever, which is: "Why is it that when I try to punch or fight someone in dreams, I feel incredibly bogged down and slow?" That makes me happy..[/QUOTE]
Do tell.
Does anybody else feel stuff in their dreams? A week ago I was fencing (in a dream), and I got slashed across my hand and it hurt like hell. Last night, I lucid dreamed and was able to will myself to pass through solid objects. I "felt" the cold steel of a door and the individual hairs of my arm brushed the inside of the door as I reached through it.
[quote=Eonart]Of course. Dreams are meant to feel like reality.[/quote]
True. I've known people who do not "feel" in their dreams, that's why I ask.
Having someone pinch you does not work as a reality check
it just hurts :saddowns:
What do you people do when you lucid dream?
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