• Sleep and Dreams Megathread V3
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So last night I had a really bad dream, I got a day and year (which I forgot) from god or something. the date kept appearing in front of me and when it finally came I was in a corner store. A girl walked in and talked to the cashier who came around to meet her face to face, and she asked her really desperately, "please kick me out, please hit me." I was kind of shocked here and you can imagine how I reacted when she took a knife out of a bin and cut her face. I flipped crap and she turned around to look at me, her eyes were glowing and she fell down laughing hysterically, only to get up and throw knife after knife at me. I was ducking behind each aisle to dodge them, and when I thought I was going to die an angel came down and handed me a huge mace, I threw it and splattered the ladys head and ran for the door. I woke up feeling bad because I hate violence. I didn't get the crap kicked out of me every week in school to kill people. Dream or not :v:
I had a strange dream last night. First I was in a public trying to take a piss, but some retarded girl kept peeking under the stall. I tried to get rid of her by kicking her face (wtf that's brutal) but she was as hard as a stone so I gave up and went out of the toilet. Looked I was in some school the sky was dark and all the color were dark and had a blue/gray tone. I don't remember much after that except for going to sleep and having another dream within this one! The second layer dream was more vivid than any dream I can remember. I was with my family at some Island except my family was huge. Like there were like 30 people. We were supposed to go on some tour. It was apparently in Australia. Some people were talking about a legendary ranger who first had completed the tour or something. So we started walking further into the island and the plain landscape became a lush savanna with a jungle in the background and lots of animals. As the group progressed further into the savanne all the animals suddenly started running against us. There were elephants rhinos giraffes etc and one lion. The lion was attacking us, the other animals were fleeing from something. It was quite frightening, but I was thinking as clearly as in waking life. I thought "The best way is to protect ourselves with spears" and so I noticed that I was actually holding a spear. I held it up ready to impale the approaching beast, but before it came to close a tiger came out of nowhere, bit the lion in the ear an steered it away from us. The next thing I remember (and I feel like this is the important part) is that we were having a break a foresty place. I was impatient or going to explore the area or something. Anyway, I was going somewhere else. There was tall, wet grass that I stepped in and I noticed that I was barefoot. At that instant I thought "Why the fuck am I barefoot!? It's probably not a good idea to be barefoot in this wet grass this is Australia after all there are probably leeches and shit." So I removed my foot from the grass, but it was too late. It was already cover in leeches. about 15 black, fat, pulsating leeches were digging into my flesh. And the pain was unbearable. I tried to pull one out (though I knew that it wouldn't work) but it just dug deeper into my foot. I fell screaming to the ground. I knew that I could only remove them with fire or something hot, but I was unable to think of something. I saw people from the group rushing towards me as I passed out. I remember being dragged by the ground and people saying that to remove these leeches we had to find that legendary ranger guy who was also a witch doctor. Then I remember being in some kind of tribal tent and our tour guy (who was fat and had glasses) revaled himself to be the legendary ranger! He cast a spell or something ( a scene I cannot accurately describe with words) and I was knocked unconscious. During this time unconscious I think I had a dream, but I can't remember anything from it. When I woke the leeches were gone along with the vividness that had earlier been present. Some people were talking to me, but I was just happy the leeches were gone (leeches seemed to be serious business that universe) and the dream faded. I woke in the school from the first dream. I was in a dark room with some friends. Someone were talking about the legendary ranger who "OWNED South America. He OWNED it!" I corrected them and said that it was Australia not South America and that he only "owned it" figuratively. Then I woke up [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Oblivious1;31466392]Oh Zin, were you serious about this, because I learned japanese by playing a japanese drama in my sleep. Is that right?[/QUOTE] Whoa really?
I had a really weird dream last night, I guess you could call it a recurring dream because the same person has entered it. I just woke up so I'll try my best to remember. It was raining like a motherfucker and I was sitting at my computer, just browsing the internet when I think the doorbell rang. My mom answered the door and this creepy old man, whom has been in my dreams more than once was at the door. My mom invited him in and he are dinner with us. I ate a chicken sandwich at my computer and [i]he[/i] came in. I told him to pull up the folding chair that leans against the wall right beside me and he sat down beside me. He would ask me really weird questions, such as, "Do you believe in heaven, Corey?" and "We should run off after this." Now I get creeped the fuck out and say I wanna go watch tv with my dad, and i get up and walk towards the den where my dad is. I find my mom and tell her "Mr. (I forgot his name) is creeping me the fuck out." Seconds after that, my mom looks out the window (keep in mind it's pouring rain outside) and she gets this look on her face like she had just seen a ghost. She turns to me and says "Mr. ******** is at the bottom of the street. Now keep in mind I had been talking to her for about 20 seconds, and I live at the top of a hill, so it would take you a good 2 minutes to get to the bottom walking. Back on topic here, I look out the window and I see him, standing alone in the rain, much like the Gman. He turns to look at me and his eyes suddenly pulse a red light, then he vanishes. The award for most fucked up dream I ever had goes here.
... What the fuck was this dream. I just typed it up, it doesn't make much sense... My typing that is. Or the dream for that matter. [QUOTE]I was driving in the coulees with dalton, he was driving some other car and I had to coast in his tracker (jeep thing) for some reason. we pulled up behind someone at a checkstop, then when we pulled up, the police guy in the car was talking loudly on his radio. I had to try to get his attention to tell him I couldn't start my engine because there wasn't one in the car. An officer on the other side of the car called ou "Police!" and showed me his radio. At this point, Dalton realized that they were fake officers, and yelled "Put your hands in the air!" pulling out what looked like a glock and pointing it at the two fake officers. They oblige, and explain they only did this because it is illegal to drive without a gas tank lid (One points over, there is a silver gas tank lid sitting on top of something hanging underneath what I know to be a hydrogen balloon). Rather suddenly, there are a lot more people in what is now a campsite. Someone points over towards the river, where fireworks are now going off. Most of them fail miserably and start crashing into the ground, and while this is happening Gareth's voice is heard in the background explaining how bad of a situation that is. dalton is now hanging from what is left of our campsite, or so it seems, which is just a vinyl map of the site. The wind is blowing it over, and he is trying to not fall onto the balloon, since someone called out to run away from it because it will explode. He falls to the ground, balloon is suddenly not there. I grab the map, it blows away. Now I hear air raid sirens, and start seeing CF-18's (actually something kinda different) doing fly overs. Someone says they are preparing for tomorrow. There are quickly less and less planes, doing weirder and weirder things. They seem to be able to hover, nose up, indefinitely. One slides down a boat ramp into the water, I look away, then only the nose is noticeable but it is hovering right behind daltons head. I'm weirded out, and point this out to him. He reaches back over his head and grabs it, but when he grabs it it is only some really old and cheap looking cockpit cover. It's covered in graffiti and what seems to be sticky tac. That's when i woke up.[/QUOTE] Ignore the fact that you don't know who the people are.
I had a bad sleep last night. One of my neighbors had a party with like 20-ish people inside (I live in an apartment). People were screaming and whatnot. Not only that, my cat decides to be really playful at 1 am. He played with his toys which made some noise as well. I hope I can sleep tonight, though.
The only reason why I was having great recall was because of my ear-infection medicine. Not a single dream LAST MONTH?! Like, what?
Ok, so after being separated from my lovely internet for a few days, me and K came up with an idea: We create a separate consciousness in my head, that I can visit in my dreams and such, only it has no Idea it's just a figment of my imagination. Any ideas, professionals of mindfuckery? Would this even be possible? Because I sure as hell think it would be fun. I may have been a little intoxicated when I thought this up, but I still like the idea. [editline]7th August 2011[/editline] On an unrelated note, I haven't shaved or showered in five days, and slept in a truck every night. I feel like a real fucking mountain man.
holy shit after about 10 hours of being awake i've just realised i had a lucid dream last night. I wasn't trying or anything, it just sort of happened. Because it has been 10 hours, i can't remember a lot, but here's what i do remember... I was in a normal dream (Can't remember anything from it) and i suddenly clicked on "Hang on... this is a dream, it has to be". I didn't do any reality checks or anything i was so convinced it was a dream. I started rubbing my hands together to make it more vivid, it didn't really make a noticeable difference, but i felt better for doing it haha. Anyway i closed my eyes and span round and imagined i was in a more familiar place (I had no idea where i was in the previous dream). It didn't work, i remembered about this thread and all of the tips i've read from it. I tried again and i was in the main reception of my old college! I did a few things i've wanted to do while being lucid (Never been lucid before) but i can't even remember them :( Then i finally tried flying, closed my eyes and jumped up in the superman pose and got up about 10 feet and fell back down. a massive rush came over my body. I rubbed my hands again incase i was waking up because of the excitement. I fooled around a little more (Can't remember what) then i tried out flying again, took a couple of goes, but i managed to get some good air and keep it. I flew out of a window in the ceiling of the college (It has VERY high roofs). and after that i don't remember anything. I know it went on for at least 10 minutes, but i can't remember anything from it D: Also I'd just like to add, the feeling of being in a lucid dream is very hard to explain, but it's not like real life, well it is, but something's off. Whatever it was, it was how i could tell i was dreaming without doing reality checks. I thought this 'feeling' would go away after rubbing my hands together but it didn't. I wish i could explain it but the only way you could know is if you had a lucid dream too.
I had a dream where I was in college and this ghost of this really creepy hot chick came into my room. It happened like this (I'm asleep in my dorm room) Ghost:*Moans**Moans* I want to suck your dick. Me:What the fuck?! (I get out my bed and turn the lights on) Me:*While looking around* Who's there?! Me:Show yourself! Ghost:I have been dead for years. Ghost:And I love the cock! Me:Ghost! Me:Cocksucking ghost! (runs back to my bed) Ghost:I wanna stick my spiky dildo in your butt! Me:AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Me:Show yourself! (The ghost finally reveals herself) Ghost:Scoobity do do do! Me:Kyle (my roomate), wake up! Kyle:*Rises from his bed like a zombie* What do you want!? Me:There's a ghost in here, look! *I point in the direction of the ghost* Kyle:The only thing I see.......IS A DUMBASS ON A BED! Me:No, really, look! *I point at the ghost again* Kyle:If you wake me up again, for some BULLSHIT RAPIST GHOST! Kyle:I'm gonna piss in my hands, and toss it in your face. *Falls back on his bed* Me:You don't see her but she's right there! *I point at the ghost again.* Me:Kyle, she's gonna.........*I look at the ghost* STOP IT! STOP DOING PUSHUPS! Ghost:NO! Me:Please! Me:What do you want?! Ghost:I want some cookies and dick Me:You can take my cookies! But you won't take my dick! Ghost:*It points at me*I don't think you understand! Ghost:I've been dead for years, so how do you think I feel! Ghost:Each new semester, new kids come in and I take advantage of them! Ghost:Are you ready for my spooky didlo?! Me:NO, NOT THE SPOOKY DILDO! Ghost:Prepare to experience years of penetration! Me:No! Me:Kyle, Kyle! Kyle:*He jumps up* I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NOSE OFF YOUR FACE! Me:For real man! Me:The ghost is right here! Me:And she wants to show me her spooky dildo! Kyle:Ok, NO MORE FRUIT PUNCH BEFORE BED! Me:It's not fruit punch, damn it, the ghost is gonna take advantage of me! Kyle:Well don't worry, I'm gonna kill you before that happens if YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP! Me:Yeah, you suck at being a room mate! Kyle:*Rubs his face* Look, I don't see shit! Kyle:You must be having some retarded ass nightmare. Kyle:So go back to sleep. Kyle:Tell yourself you're dreaming. Kyle:And if you wake me up again, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!*Falls back into hisb bed* Me:Kyle,but! Me:*I close my eyes* There's no rape ghost, she doesn't want cookies or dick, she doesn't want to show her spooky dildo either. Me:I'm just having a nightmare. Me:*I open my eyes* Wow! Me:I guess Kyle was right! Me:*Gets out of bed* Must have been some crazy hallucination. Me:*Goes to turn off the lights* There's no such things as ghosts. Me:There's no such thing as a spooky didlo. Me:There's no such thing as ghosts.*Turns off the light and heads back to bed* Ghost:It's raping time! Me:NO! Me:NO! Me:DON'T PUT IT IN THERE!*She puts on the dildo and shoves it up my butthole* Me:Oh, this ain't that bad. Me:I can hardly feel anything. Ghost:Sure about that. *She does something with the dildo and spikes extend out of it* Me:AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Me:AAAAAHHHH! Me:AAHHH! And I was buttraped for the rest of the dream. The end.
[QUOTE=Adamhully;31591793] Also I'd just like to add, the feeling of being in a lucid dream is very hard to explain, but it's not like real life, well it is, but something's off. Whatever it was, it was how i could tell i was dreaming without doing reality checks. I thought this 'feeling' would go away after rubbing my hands together but it didn't. I wish i could explain it but the only way you could know is if you had a lucid dream too.[/QUOTE] I know that feel, bro. [QUOTE=tier56;31593884]I had a dream where I was in college and this ghost of this really creepy hot chick came into my room. It happened like this (I'm asleep in my dorm room) Ghost:*Moans**Moans* I want to suck your dick. Me:What the fuck?! (I get out my bed and turn the lights on) Me:*While looking around* Who's there?! Me:Show yourself! Ghost:I have been dead for years. Ghost:And I love the cock! Me:Ghost! Me:Cocksucking ghost! (runs back to my bed) Ghost:I wanna stick my spiky dildo in your butt! Me:AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Me:Show yourself! (The ghost finally reveals herself) Ghost:Scoobity do do do! Me:Kyle (my roomate), wake up! Kyle:*Rises from his bed like a zombie* What do you want!? Me:There's a ghost in here, look! *I point in the direction of the ghost* Kyle:The only thing I see.......IS A DUMBASS ON A BED! Me:No, really, look! *I point at the ghost again* Kyle:If you wake me up again, for some BULLSHIT RAPIST GHOST! Kyle:I'm gonna piss in my hands, and toss it in your face. *Falls back on his bed* Me:You don't see her but she's right there! *I point at the ghost again.* Me:Kyle, she's gonna.........*I look at the ghost* STOP IT! STOP DOING PUSHUPS! Ghost:NO! Me:Please! Me:What do you want?! Ghost:I want some cookies and dick Me:You can take my cookies! But you won't take my dick! Ghost:*It points at me*I don't think you understand! Ghost:I've been dead for years, so how do you think I feel! Ghost:Each new semester, new kids come in and I take advantage of them! Ghost:Are you ready for my spooky didlo?! Me:NO, NOT THE SPOOKY DILDO! Ghost:Prepare to experience years of penetration! Me:No! Me:Kyle, Kyle! Kyle:*He jumps up* I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NOSE OFF YOUR FACE! Me:For real man! Me:The ghost is right here! Me:And she wants to show me her spooky dildo! Kyle:Ok, NO MORE FRUIT PUNCH BEFORE BED! Me:It's not fruit punch, damn it, the ghost is gonna take advantage of me! Kyle:Well don't worry, I'm gonna kill you before that happens if YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP! Me:Yeah, you suck at being a room mate! Kyle:*Rubs his face* Look, I don't see shit! Kyle:You must be having some retarded ass nightmare. Kyle:So go back to sleep. Kyle:Tell yourself you're dreaming. Kyle:And if you wake me up again, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!*Falls back into hisb bed* Me:Kyle,but! Me:*I close my eyes* There's no rape ghost, she doesn't want cookies or dick, she doesn't want to show her spooky dildo either. Me:I'm just having a nightmare. Me:*I open my eyes* Wow! Me:I guess Kyle was right! Me:*Gets out of bed* Must have been some crazy hallucination. Me:*Goes to turn off the lights* There's no such things as ghosts. Me:There's no such thing as a spooky didlo. Me:There's no such thing as ghosts.*Turns off the light and heads back to bed* Ghost:It's raping time! Me:NO! Me:NO! Me:DON'T PUT IT IN THERE!*She puts on the dildo and shoves it up my butthole* Me:Oh, this ain't that bad. Me:I can hardly feel anything. Ghost:Sure about that. *She does something with the dildo and spikes extend out of it* Me:AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Me:AAAAAHHHH! Me:AAHHH! And I was buttraped for the rest of the dream. The end.[/QUOTE] le fook. was that.
I had such a weird and vivid dream, and obama, snoop dog, and kim jong il were in it.
[QUOTE=tier56;31593884]Scary dildo ghost dream.[/QUOTE] What the fuck did I just read?
I don't recommend listening to any sort of music that's been designed to 'induce lucid dreams'. I tried out this new track once from the web and he resulting dream was pretty disturbing. I was in my room (in a dream) and there was nothing but a bed and it was dark out, I remember the feeling of being very empty and the dream felt [I]intensely [/I] alone, I don't know how to describe it. The only other thing in the room was a toy box from my childhood and upon opening it I found a dead body of myself covered with bugs. Yeah, don't go for these music things. Also related; I've stopped completely trying to LD at all. Before I stopped I was obsessing about trying to get LDs and one night I focused on it so hard I managed to get one, but it was pretty traumatising and I don't like talking about the kind of shit I saw in it so I've thrown away my books and dream journal. Funnily enough now I stop trying I get them semi-frequently but I don't do much in them.
So, on top of my recall going down the drain since the start of this month for no reason, I had a dream that I wanted to go lucid. So I just went to sleep in the dream and had a lucid that was no different from the dream I was already in. And to top that off I talked to my friend in my dream about that after I woke back into the first dream.
[QUOTE=asb44;31599388]What the fuck did I just read?[/QUOTE] A really fucking wierd dream I had.
Stop making me feel bad about reading the spoiler tagged part. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=E1025;31601295]I don't recommend listening to any sort of music that's been designed to 'induce lucid dreams'. I tried out this new track once from the web and he resulting dream was pretty disturbing. I was in my room (in a dream) and there was nothing but a bed and it was dark out, I remember the feeling of being very empty and the dream felt [I]intensely [/I] alone, I don't know how to describe it. The only other thing in the room was a toy box from my childhood and upon opening it I found a dead body of myself covered with bugs. Yeah, don't go for these music things. Also related; I've stopped completely trying to LD at all. Before I stopped I was obsessing about trying to get LDs and one night I focused on it so hard I managed to get one, but it was pretty traumatising and I don't like talking about the kind of shit I saw in it so I've thrown away my books and dream journal. Funnily enough now I stop trying I get them semi-frequently but I don't do much in them.[/QUOTE] Sucks, man. Clearly you've got some serious psychological something-or-other goin' on down there... were I in your situation, I'd try to figure it all out before tossing in the towel, but to each their own.
I just had the weirdest dream. I was at like this graduation party full of people I didn't know, in a huge house I wasn't familiar with. Walk walked into a room and started having sex with some random girl who was asleep(idk) until I notice a box of meds and realized they were for AIDS. I took off running to a path by my house(in real life) where I curled up and started crying. Random people showed up and tried to comfort me. Then I woke up crying with my face buried in my pillow. Might this dream mean anything?
[QUOTE=Zamped;31645757]I just had the weirdest dream. I was at like this graduation party full of people I didn't know, in a huge house I wasn't familiar with. Walk walked into a room and started having sex with some random girl who was asleep(idk) until I notice a box of meds and realized they were for AIDS. I took off running to a path by my house(in real life) where I curled up and started crying. Random people showed up and tried to comfort me. Then I woke up crying with my face buried in my pillow. Might this dream mean anything?[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, we have to amputate. You have AIDS through astral projection.
Any tips on dealing with insomnia?
Argh, I can't get lucid. It's hard for me, I always sleep instead... Any tips?
[QUOTE='[Green];31652189']I'm sorry, we have to amputate. You have AIDS through astral projection.[/QUOTE] Oh fuck man
Dropping some sleep paralysis stories; 1. I awoke to find myself paralyzed on my side, already it's pretty scary since ya'know, I like to have full control of my body, and as it was I only had control of my eyes. Now my head was facing more towards the bottom of my bed HOWEVER, at the top of my bed just outside my vision I could see a figure. I look up and can make out the body of a bird with the head of a black and white pug. The pug has lips that are moving swiftly as if it were applying lip chap or stick. It was also foaming at the mouth. Needless to say I shat my pants and did my best to wake my body up by moving my toes. 2. I awake again, this time on the opposite side, I have two doors in my room and was facing away from the one directly beside my bed. I hear whispers coming from behind me and I can just sense something coming through the door and crawling onto my bed JUST behind me, I freak the fuck out and try to scream, but my scream is but a peep. All I could do was close my eyes and wait for it to be over. 3. This last one happened this afternoon. it was pretty mild and sort of enjoyable. I awoke with my room lit up and the TV on, but with every breath I felt a lot of pressure on my chest. Though it felt like I couldn't breath, I knew I could and just went with it for a bit because it was kind of euphoric. When I snapped out of it and turned on my side I saw two black objects beside me, i was all "woah why are those there I must still be dreaming" and I peaced out before anything terrifying happened. [editline]11th August 2011[/editline] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._v._Parks[/url] Also what the fuck, this guy DROVE while sleep walking? Then of course murdered his mother-in-law. Those are difficult tasks for some people while awake.
I've had some lucids, and dreampt about riding a giant reddish dinosaur through France last night. It was awesome.
I had some crazy dreams ABOUT lucid dreaming last night. I'd fake wake up constantly in the same place, my old high school parking lot. Except of course it was way different. A cougar showed up and was harassing the shit out of me, but I remembered shit couldn't hurt me and just went up to it and it froze in a terrified state. I became lucid briefly but felt myself waking so I started to spin and rub stuff. I didn't remind myself it was a dream though and lost lucidity. A good step forward I think.
The other day while attempting to take a nap, I entered sleep paralysis. This was the first time in a while and it was odd because I was on my side, I usually get SP on my back. I kept trying to get up(knowing I really couldn't) but something was different. It seemed like my spirit was moving and sitting up but every time id get about halfway to an upright position I'd get like brought back to my body. This happened like 3-4 times before I woke up then fell asleep.
[QUOTE=Zamped;31675741]The other day while attempting to take a nap, I entered sleep paralysis. This was the first time in a while and it was odd because I was on my side, I usually get SP on my back. I kept trying to get up(knowing I really couldn't) but something was different. It seemed like my spirit was moving and sitting up but every time id get about halfway to an upright position I'd get like brought back to my body. This happened like 3-4 times before I woke up then fell asleep.[/QUOTE] I had this exact same experience recently. it was extremely confusing.
I get lucid in a dream sometimes, but I have a bad habit of losing it easily. Just last night I had a lucid dream and I drove a car into a lake. One thing that helps for me is to just repeat aloud "I'm ion a dream" but that does get tiring. Also, anyone else has a pattern in their dreams where they usually start off somewhere really fantastic like a spaceship or in some Metropolis like city but then using crazy dream logic everything naturally segues back to more mundane settings like school or home?
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;31685050]I get lucid in a dream sometimes, but I have a bad habit of losing it easily. Just last night I had a lucid dream and I drove a car into a lake. One thing that helps for me is to just repeat aloud "I'm ion a dream" but that does get tiring. Also, anyone else has a pattern in their dreams where they usually start off somewhere really fantastic like a spaceship or in some Metropolis like city but then using crazy dream logic everything naturally segues back to more mundane settings like school or home?[/QUOTE] I was in china on a tour and Obama was there, then I was at a Gorillaz concert back stage and snoop dogg was there, and then I was at home in my basement... posting about that dream on facepunch (presumably in this thread). So yes, the dream deteriorated in setting. Also while I was in my basement I had realized the previous parts were dreams, but I thought I was awake.
My dream had something to do with my cat
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