• Quantum Suicide and Immortality
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[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16525723]So many wonderful opportunities are unleashed with infinite improbability.[/QUOTE] It's like every single bad thought we think involving Trans-Dimensional aliens are entirely possible. HOLY SHIT, Would that means Cthuhlu could exist along with The Old Ones?
[QUOTE=Camundongo;16525677]The quantum suicide/immortality theory works of the basis that given a given situation, there is always a chance you will live through it, no matter how small that chance is, and therefore there is a timeline/universe where you always are lucky and always avoid death.[/QUOTE] ... You keep handwaving the fucking point. Just because you are lucky enough to avoid death, doesn't mean that you aren't horribly fucked up for your wonderful immortal life.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16525757]Not quantum mechanics itself. That's simply a bastardized form of science used to justify all the silliest new age beliefs, though in of itself it's relatively correct.[/QUOTE] Huh? [editline]05:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16525759]It's like every single bad thought we think involving Trans-Dimensional aliens are entirely possible. HOLY SHIT, Would that means Cthuhlu could exist along with The Old Ones?[/QUOTE] Awesome.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16525772]Huh?[/QUOTE] He's saying when you try to use Quantum Mechanics in a trippy New Age approach. Sorta like how Astronomy gave birth to it's whore of a daughter, Astrology.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16525731]Yes the could discover us, but they'd be another universe for that too.[/QUOTE] THe problem being that there are an infinite number of combines drilling into an infinite number of dimensions all the time always. So either the Combine somehow can't ever exist and there are certain ineffable laws to the universe that can't be broken or this theory is crap. [editline]09:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16525789]He's saying when you try to use Quantum Mechanics in a trippy New Age approach. Sorta like how Astronomy gave birth to it's whore of a daughter, Astrology.[/QUOTE] Exactly. I have a grandmother who does that. She gives me the jibblies. [editline]09:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Praetorian;16525763]... You keep handwaving the fucking point. Just because you are lucky enough to avoid death, doesn't mean that you aren't horribly fucked up for your wonderful immortal life.[/QUOTE] We've already gotten past that. [editline]09:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16525759]It's like every single bad thought we think involving Trans-Dimensional aliens are entirely possible. HOLY SHIT, Would that means Cthuhlu could exist along with The Old Ones?[/QUOTE] And right now he's fighting Jesus while riding on a robotic dinosaur from the planet Zed who's on a mission to save his mother from the mighty Quanglers. Yes, the dinosaur.
If this were true then if I fail to make a machine that succeeds in making a passage to a different universe, then my counterpart from the oppisite universe will succeed. So were the fuck is he?
[QUOTE=Jeebz;16525870]If this were true then if I fail to make a machine that succeeds in making a passage to a different universe, then my counterpart from the oppisite universe will succeed. So were the fuck is he?[/QUOTE] As I've said before, if this theory is right and cross universe travel is possible, then you would now be raped by an infinite number of gigantic gay clowns with serrated teeth and cocks to match. That's just how infinite improbability works.
[QUOTE=Jeebz;16525870]If this were true then if I fail to make a machine that succeeds in making a passage to a different universe, then my counterpart from the oppisite universe will succeed. So were the fuck is he?[/QUOTE] He didn't calibrate it right, so he went to the universe where Half Life 2 is real instead. Got stepped on by a strider.
then why is Jet Li the criminal in all the universes except one where he is a guard?
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16525790]THe problem being that there are an infinite number of combines drilling into an infinite number of dimensions all the time always. So either the Combine somehow can't ever exist and there are certain ineffable laws to the universe that can't be broken or this theory is crap.[/QUOTE] That means there would be an infinite number of universes the Combine aren't drilling into, and also an infinite number of universes where it the only visible difference is that it's raining where I am currently. Theorectically there's even an infinite number of universes where everyone loves Hannah Montanna. But it's not particulary useful for us. As I said before, you might not die in another universe but you are still very much dead in this one.
Holy shit the gay clowns with no teeth are here! Now I died This is cool I wonder what the infinite Mes are doing.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16525944]As I've said before, if this theory is right and cross universe travel is possible, then you would now be raped by an infinite number of gigantic gay clowns with serrated teeth and cocks to match. That's just how infinite improbability works.[/QUOTE] I'd laugh if we are stuck in the Warhammer 40k Universe.
[QUOTE=Camundongo;16525965]That means there would be an infinite number of universes the Combine aren't drilling into, and also an infinite number of universes where it the only visible difference is that it's raining where I am currently. Theorectically there's even an infinite number of universes where everyone loves Hannah Montanna. But it's not particulary useful for us. As I said before, you might not die in another universe but you are still very much dead in this one.[/QUOTE] Holy shit that means there is an infite number of people who love hannah montanna but 1 and but 2, 3, 4, 5, etc [editline]10:18PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16525975]I'd laugh if we are stuck in the Warhammer 40k Universe.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't
[QUOTE=Camundongo;16525965]That means there would be an infinite number of universes the Combine aren't drilling into, and also an infinite number of universes where it the only visible difference is that it's raining where I am currently. Theorectically there's even an infinite number of universes where everyone loves Hannah Montanna. But it's not particulary useful for us. As I said before, you might not die in another universe but you are still very much dead in this one.[/QUOTE] If I remember correcty, it says something about your consciousness never really going away, you simply sort of "transfer" to another Universe, none the wiser. Hell, you could go to a Universe where you are being born, that would explain things... [editline]05:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jimbojib;16526000] I wouldn't[/QUOTE] That's just because you would most likely be Imperial Guard Cannon Fodder, so would I, but that always means one of us could be the Emperor Of Mankind (actually, unless you were born in Anatolia, then I doubt it.)
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16525944]As I've said before, if this theory is right and cross universe travel is possible, then you would now be raped by an infinite number of gigantic gay clowns with serrated teeth and cocks to match. That's just how infinite improbability works.[/QUOTE] Existence isn't merely a light switch. Let's say, I tried to prove god exists and I failed. Yet by this theory in another dimension I would have succeeded but it would contradict with everything. [QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16526004]If I remember correcty, it says something about your consciousness never really going away, you simply sort of "transfer" to another Universe, none the wiser. [/QUOTE] You're consciousness is your brain. If I had a copy of my own brain and somehow my original brain still inside my head got absolutely ruined I couldn't put the copy of the brain and continue my original stream of consciousness. The new consciousness would think it continued but the original consciousness would be dead. However, if my brain was preserved but my body got ruined, I could in theory place my brain into a robot (really far fetched) and continue my consciousness.
[QUOTE=Camundongo;16525965]That means there would be an infinite number of universes the Combine aren't drilling into, and also an infinite number of universes where it the only visible difference is that it's raining where I am currently. Theorectically there's even an infinite number of universes where everyone loves Hannah Montanna. But it's not particulary useful for us. As I said before, you might not die in another universe but you are still very much dead in this one.[/QUOTE] Yes. So as I said, it's utterly pointless, and more a matter of philosophy. Awesome philosophy. I wonder If I'm have fun fucking a room full of Megan Foxes as I rule the galaxy from my skull and Laffy Taffy throne?
[QUOTE=Thlis;16526040]Existence isn't merely a light switch. Let's say, I tried to prove god exists and I failed. Yet by this theory in another dimension I would have succeeded but it would contradict with everything.[/QUOTE] Not necessarily, you could be in a Universe that accomodates such a thing.
[QUOTE=Thlis;16526040]Existence isn't merely a light switch. Let's say, I tried to prove god exists and I failed. Yet by this theory in another dimension I would have succeeded but it would contradict with everything.[/QUOTE] It's infinite improbability. It is in another universe. Yep.
[QUOTE=fragmaplas;16525960]He didn't calibrate it right, so he went to the universe where Half Life 2 is real instead. Got stepped on by a strider.[/QUOTE] Then if that were true his decision would have created another universe where the opposite happens and calibrated it right, therefor still succeeding. WAT
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16526046]Yes. So as I said, it's utterly pointless, and more a matter of philosophy. Awesome philosophy. I wonder If I'm have fun fucking a room full of Megan Foxes as I rule the galaxy from my skull and Laffy Taffy throne?[/QUOTE] What the universes where Megan Fox turned out to really be a man?
Hurray for String Theory! For every action we made or didn't make there is supposedly alternate universes where we made certain actions we decided against or didn't do. It's all very weird stuff.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16526004]If I remember correcty, it says something about your consciousness never really going away, you simply sort of "transfer" to another Universe, none the wiser. Hell, you could go to a Universe where you are being born, that would explain things... [editline]05:19PM[/editline] That's just because you would most likely be Imperial Guard Cannon Fodder, so would I, but that always means one of us could be the Emperor Of Mankind (actually, unless you were born in Anatolia, then I doubt it.)[/QUOTE] Now that transfer stuff [I]is[/I] bullshit. Except for that infinite number of universes where the Emperor is born in Los Angeles.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16525944]As I've said before, if this theory is right and cross universe travel is possible, then you would now be raped by an infinite number of gigantic gay clowns with serrated teeth and cocks to match. That's just how infinite improbability works.[/QUOTE] So you voluntarily created a universe full of clowns with serrated genitalia just so universe travelers can get lost and raped on? WHY?
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16526064]It's infinite improbability. It is in another universe. Yep.[/QUOTE] But that would contradict with Quantum suicide/immortality.
[QUOTE=Camundongo;16526089]What the universes where Megan Fox turned out to really be a man?[/QUOTE] I'm gay in those. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-q.gif[/img]
But then wouldn't there be another universe where Quantum Suicide doesn't exist?
[QUOTE=Thlis;16526198]But that would contradict with Quantum suicide/immortality.[/QUOTE] Except for the infinite number of universes in which it doesn't.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;16526247]But then wouldn't there be another universe where Quantum Suicide doesn't exist?[/QUOTE] Yes.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16526248]Except for the infinite number of universes in which it doesn't.[/QUOTE] You do realize how that fails right?
[QUOTE=Thlis;16526331]You do realize how that fails right?[/QUOTE] Yes, except for the infinite number of universes in which I don't.
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