Too many sex scenes in movies? - General

Seeing as there's probably as many pornographic films in existence as there are feature films, this doesn't seem that far from the truth. Porn tends to have sex scenes.

And those people who then goes "WELL DURR DEY SHULNT EVN TALK RITE? ONLY KILL KILL KILL 4 U": [B]Fuck you[/B], you stupid shit, you're just excessing it. Saving Private Ryan, Talvisota, U512, U-Boot, and all those awesome war movies without love-story were fuckawesome. What the fuck happened? Where's the balls and brains of the directors these days?

Lately I had just been thinking that I have not been seeing enough titties in movies these days. I mean would it have killed them to have Ellen Paige show her tittyballs for a couple seconds in "Inception"?

[QUOTE=analrapist;23971782]Lately I had just been thinking that I have not been seeing enough titties in movies these days. I mean would it have killed them to have Ellen Paige show her tittyballs for a couple seconds in "Inception"?[/QUOTE] well considering there was absolutely no reason to do so other than to pander to people like you, i'd have to say no there's a time and place for nudity and inception is hardly one of them

I said Kinda because to be honest, they are shit. They're usually boring, and when they're not boring, I'm usually watching the movie with friends/family, and I don't want it to be not boring. Either that or the whole movie is a sex scene if you know what I mean (300 :v: but really I mean porn) [editline]12:18AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Tazers Hurt;23962133]Shoot 'Em Up. I don't need to say anymore.[/QUOTE] Ah there's an example of a family enjoyable sex scene! The only sex scene ever worthy of being in a movie

Most of the time it's unneeded to the plotline and added just so there is a sex scene. If it's done well and fits thr storyline and whatever, then I can appreciate it but not whens it thrown in there for no reason.

I don't like movies with sex scenes just for the sake of having sex scenes.

[QUOTE=Blind Weasel;23958189]So what do you think? are you tired of sex scenes in 90% of all movies?[/QUOTE] Please grow up.

I didn't have a problem with sex scenes to start out with. But of course with all the movies coming out nowadays, Always one of the main things they focus on are the sex scenes. They are overused and most of them are poorly done. It has become a cliche.

I dont mind them as long as im not watching one with my girlfriend or parents.

you can have as many as you want, as long as it works for the movie.

[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;23962108]Wasn't The Room the movie where some test subjects are entered, and the test taker shoots one of 'em to begin it?[/QUOTE] No, it's a movie that opens with a 15-20 minute sex scene and has about 3 more of the same length. The entire movie is terrible in the best way possible and it's called what it is called due to the fact that the whole movie takes place pretty much in the same room.

See "The Room" then talk to me about sex scenes. [editline]12:59AM[/editline] Fuck I'm late.

Yeah, to repeat the sentiment, I hate it when I'm with people, and otherwise don't care. For example, I'm permanently scarred by the classic example of Watchmen. I went to see that in IMAX. With my mother and two female friends. And the two friends were a couple. HIS COCK WAS AS BIG AS ME.

How come you see tits all the time but you'll never see a pussy in a movie?

[QUOTE=imaguy;23960929]I've always wondered how male actors handle sex scenes. It must be awkward when they have to [i]pretend[/i] to eat someone out but not actually do it.[/QUOTE] I want a short documentary about the development of a sex scene just so I can learn about that.

I remember a scene where a guy ask if he can eat the girl's pussy and next thing is them having sex.

They need as Dennis would say "full penetration". :damn:

The almost-sex scene in Blade Runner is fucking creepy.

[QUOTE=Ignhelper;23980608]I remember a scene where a guy ask if he can eat the girl's pussy and next thing is them having sex.[/QUOTE] Yo. Embedding's disabled so you'll just have to click the link. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8[/url]

[QUOTE=scotland1;23962060]Sex scenes are shit and add nothing to the movie. They are always awkward and unrealistic.[/QUOTE] Monster's ball. Yes, that really is Halle Berry's ass getting slapped by Billy Ray's crotch.

Speaking of sex scenes, I watched The Room a few hours ago.

[QUOTE=Blind Weasel;23959294]*sigh*[/QUOTE] Don't do that ever again.

Don't be such a prude.

Sex scenes that are thrown in for no reason detract from the plot

It depends on how they're done, if they're crappy then it's just awkward. And all that besides, it does seem like a cheap way for them to go "Let's add passion! It's artistic! :downs: "

Sex scenes in movies are always stupid as shit, if I wanted to watch something involving sex I'd go watch porn, and then at least I could jerk off to it since I wouldn't be surrounded by friends or family.

sex scenes in 90% of the movies? more like 20% or something.

Kinda. I'm just tired that most films, or mostly recent/90's comedies centering around a guy trying to get the girl or vice versa.

Me and some friends once watched a movie called "Blood Gnome", it was so awful it was hilarious; they had to put some weird sex scenes in it just to keep it semi-interesting.