You have a chihuahua who barks at everything?
Fuck you those fuckers keep me up at night and piss me off in the day
I know a dude that made a dog head live independently from a body.
Look it up.
[QUOTE=Itszutak;16037119]You have a chihuahua who barks at everything?
Fuck you those fuckers keep me up at night and piss me off in the day[/QUOTE]
She doesn't bark at anything outside. Just anyone/anything who comes in the house that she doesn't recognize.
She's pretty trained.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037189]She doesn't bark at anything outside. Just anyone/anything who comes in the house that she doesn't recognize.
She's pretty trained.[/QUOTE]
i say ur dog would work better with a BBQ fork in its head.
[QUOTE=MC4craze;16036690]The noise [b]your hearing[/b] is your 5-year-old voice.[/QUOTE]
You're dumb and you're not even funny to boot.
Sucks to be you.
[QUOTE=ACCE69;16037264]i say ur dog would work better with a BBQ fork in its head.[/QUOTE]
i say u would work better with a BBQ fork in ur head.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037045]I don't think you understand.
It's not
my house.
If it WAS in my house, yes, I would allow it to stay.
I left some ham out in their living room to see if the cat would eat it. If it's not gone in two hours, I'm guessing the cat's gone. But if it's still there and the ham is eaten, I'm gonna call Animal Control.[/QUOTE]
holy jesus christ its just a goddamned cat
its not at even your house
its not even bothering you
stop being such a wuss and just leave it alone
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037313]i say u would work better with a BBQ fork in ur head.[/QUOTE]
touché
[QUOTE=billeh!;16037341]holy jesus christ its just a goddamned cat
its not even your house
its not even bothering you
stop being such a wuss and just leave it alone[/QUOTE]
I'm a girl. :3 I'm allowed to be a wuss.
It IS bothering me because I am responsible for their house for three days. I live in the suburbs where people usually don't house stray cats. If they come home and find out there's a fucking cat in their house, I'm in some deep horse shit, because god knows what that cat can eat/destroy/chew up/poop on. They also have two dogs who probably would kill the damn thing as soon as they got home, and I don't think they want a dead cat in their house either.
I think you need to learn the definition of responsibility, sir.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037367]I'm a girl. :3 I'm allowed to be a wuss.
It IS bothering me because I am responsible for their house for three days. I live in the suburbs where people usually don't house stray cats. If they come home and find out there's a fucking cat in their house, I'm in some deep horse shit, because god knows what that cat can eat/destroy/chew up/poop on. They also have two dogs who probably would kill the damn thing as soon as they got home, and I don't think they want a dead cat in their house either.
I think you need to learn the definition of responsibility, sir.[/QUOTE]
Then grab the cat and fling it outside.
Really, being a girl is no excuse, I don't really know any girls who act as "girlish" as you.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16037388]Then grab the cat and fling it outside.
Really, being a girl is no excuse, I don't really know any girls who act as "girlish" as you.[/QUOTE]
you only know dudes with viginas and 5-year old boys, right?
Seeing as it keeps running away and I can't FIND it, I can't grab it and fling it outside.
I was not raised around cats, so I have no idea how to handle them. :/
Now, if it was a dog, I'd fucking kick that thing until it ran outside. But I don't know anything about cats. There has never been a cat in my family, because almost everyone is allergic. Honestly, cats freak me about because they like to go on a rampage when they're scared and attack you. And I'd rather not have a cat claw me because I tried to grab it.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037367]I'm a girl. :3 I'm allowed to be a wuss.
It IS bothering me because I am responsible for their house for three days. I live in the suburbs where people usually don't house stray cats. If they come home and find out there's a fucking cat in their house, I'm in some deep horse shit, because god knows what that cat can eat/destroy/chew up/poop on. They also have two dogs who probably would kill the damn thing as soon as they got home, and I don't think they want a dead cat in their house either.
I think you need to learn the definition of responsibility, sir.[/QUOTE]
holy crap the cats not going to get in, the locked the house up and closed all the windows if they're going away
its not a burglar or an arsonist either, so you don't need to worry about it breaking a window or something and getting in
its not going to attack you either, so if you're so butthurt about it chillin on a freaking lawn just chase it off. if you call animal control they'll ship him off to a pound to probably get euthanized for no reason.
christ the thing is no bigger than your thigh
...The cat is [b]INSIDE[/b] the house. Reread the OP. They left me the keys and I had left the door open for a few minutes so I could go check something around front and it slipped in.
And it's HUGE. The picture in the OP is google'd. I was just using it for color reference.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037367]I'm a girl. :3 I'm allowed to be a wuss.
It IS bothering me because I am responsible for their house for three days. I live in the suburbs where people usually don't house stray cats. If they come home and find out there's a fucking cat in their house, I'm in some deep horse shit, because god knows what that cat can eat/destroy/chew up/poop on. They also have two dogs who probably would kill the damn thing as soon as they got home, and I don't think they want a dead cat in their house either.
I think you need to learn the definition of responsibility, sir.[/QUOTE]
My sister carried our dying cat from my neighbours house after it got savaged by dogs and she's extremely girly, man the fuck up and just pick it up and put it outside.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037438]Seeing as it keeps running away and I can't FIND it, I can't grab it and fling it outside.
I was not raised around cats, so I have no idea how to handle them. :/
Now, if it was a dog, I'd fucking kick that thing until it ran outside. But I don't know anything about cats. There has never been a cat in my family, because almost everyone is allergic. Honestly, cats freak me about because they like to go on a rampage when they're scared and attack you. And I'd rather not have a cat claw me because I tried to grab it.[/QUOTE]
newsflash dogs are way more dangerous than cats. i have a dog so im not at a bias for cats here.
and its a cat, you dont need something like a cat handling apparatus or heavy machinery to run after it, unless you're a cripple or brain dead.
Chase it like you would the dog. Cats are pussies.
[QUOTE=markg06;16037491]My sister carried our dying cat from my neighbours house after it got savaged by dogs and she's extremely girly, man the fuck up and just pick it up and put it outside.[/QUOTE]
I like how I keep saying that I can't find it and yet you people are still telling me to put it outside.
:|
I needed advice on finding the thing, not how to get it out. I have something to chase it outside, but I need a way to find it first.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037479]...The cat is [b]INSIDE[/b] the house. Reread the OP. They left me the keys and I had left the door open for a few minutes so I could go check something around front and it slipped in.
And it's HUGE. The picture in the OP is google'd. I was just using it for color reference.[/QUOTE]
its a cat, not a facehugger
[QUOTE=markg06;16037491]My sister carried our dying cat from my neighbours house after it got savaged by dogs and she's extremely girly, man the fuck up and just pick it up and put it outside.[/QUOTE]
this.
true fact.
yay fist on page 3
[QUOTE=Denzo;16037286]You're dumb and you're not even funny to boot.
Sucks tobe you.[/QUOTE]
Woo-hoo grammar nazi.
:wrongful:
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037511]I like how I keep saying that I can't find it and yet you people are still telling me to put it outside.
:|
I needed advice on finding the thing, not how to get it out. I have something to chase it outside, but I need a way to find it first.[/QUOTE]
Make a squeaking noise with your lips and get someone else to help you look.
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037511]I like how I keep saying that I can't find it and yet you people are still telling me to put it outside.
:|
I needed advice on finding the thing, not how to get it out. I have something to chase it outside, but I need a way to find it first.[/QUOTE]
put out milk and cream i suppose i dunno
cats aren't particularly interested in ham as far as i know
That's like... all I had.
I know my boyfriend's outdoor cat will eat anything, and so will my friend Analisa's.
So who knows.
My fridge is pretty empty except for protein shakes because my sister was on an all liquid diet for three days because of her surgery today and my parents didn't want to eat anything in front of her.
Well, was your job to water the plants or do something in the house? If you only were supposed to water the plants, then that might be their cat. It would be a great FML if you called the pound and it ends up it was their cat. :P
oh, well in that case ask your neighbors to help you
you said you live in a suburban area, so from my experience you should be well acquainted with your neighbors.
besides, the cat is probably already gone, cats generally like to keep moving
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good thought, atoni
Their little watering connection thing for the hose was in the pantry so I had to go get it.
I know it's not their cat because we've known them for a good three years and they have NEVER talked about a cat, nor have I seen it. I go there every now and then to dog-sit for them when they leave their dogs there and go out of town. Their dogs are Schnauzers and have really huge prey drives (I've seen them chase down a squirrel and maul it. o__o) so I think a cat wouldn't be the best idea. They also have collars on all their animals, and the cat had none.
I'm positive it wasn't theirs or else they would've said something to us about adopting/getting a cat. .___.;
Also, we only know them. The rest of our neighbors are kind of... isolated.
stray cats tend to follow me. :C
[QUOTE=ACCE69;16037425]you only know dudes with viginas and 5-year old boys, right?[/QUOTE]
Where did you get that idea.
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