[QUOTE=TicTac;16037672]stray cats tend to follow me. :C[/QUOTE]
You could end up being like... the Aquaman of stray cats. :D
wat a crap reson for not havin food. let alone MEAT.
if it is stray, it would probly hav found a way out aready.
or just left when u weren't lookin. most cats are fukn ninjas
true fact
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16037657]Their little watering connection thing for the hose was in the pantry so I had to go get it.
I know it's not their cat because we've known them for a good three years and they have NEVER talked about a cat, nor have I seen it. I go there every now and then to dog-sit for them when they leave their dogs there and go out of town. Their dogs are Schnauzers and have really huge prey drives (I've seen them chase down a squirrel and maul it. o__o) so I think a cat wouldn't be the best idea. They also have collars on all their animals, and the cat had none.
I'm positive it wasn't theirs or else they would've said something to us about adopting/getting a cat. .___.;
Also, we only know them. The rest of our neighbors are kind of... isolated.[/QUOTE]
eh, im out of ideas
good luck. by the way their dogs are cunts.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16037685]Where did you get that idea.[/QUOTE]
yo mama.
she is a 5-year old boy with a vigina.
one of the worst cases i have seen yet.
Dr. Sanders was clueless and IDK how u were born ether.
It's a fucking cat, you incompetent bitch. Just let it sniff on you and then carry it outside. :v:
Just lay on the floor, moaning in a high pitch and it will see you as neutral and slowly approach if it's still around.
[QUOTE=MonkeyMan44;16038036]It's a fucking cat, you incompetent bitch. Just let it sniff on you and then carry it outside. :v:
Just lay on the floor, moaning in a high pitch and it will see you as neutral and slowly approach if it's still around.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, cunt. :3 Try saying this when you're not behind your little keyboard.
I'm pretty sure it won't approach me. I barely made a noise when I first saw it and it freaked out.
[QUOTE=Cheeseist;16036410]The biggest mother fucking cat u ever saw? Hot damn sounds like it could sit on your dog and eat it[/QUOTE]
my cat could eat a Chihauhau or how the fuck you spell it
Hey guys stop asking it for A/S/L you'll scare it away.
Just get something out the fridge and lure it outside next time if your gonna freakout.
I'm more interested in this 'Analisa' character
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16038908]I'm more interested in this 'Analisa' character[/QUOTE]
She's like thirteen.
I freaked out because I was not expecting a cat to jump down from the counter towards me when I went inside the house. :| Lulz.
So you're not scared by dogs, but by [b]cats[/b]?! Messed up mind right there.
Just pick it up and take it out... Simple as that. Sure some cats scratch but oh well, just a scratch.
It's a cat just carry it outside.
I nearly had my eye mangled by a cat (It healed perfectly) and had to go to hospital for that and I'm not scared of them.
Actually I used to be shit scared of spiders and froze up when I even thought there was one in the same room as me so I can't really talk about being scared of trivial things. :frown:
Although I am mostly over that fear now though so maybe I can say something.
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Oh wait just read that you can't find it.
Only advice is to keep looking then and if you still don't see it then assume it's left the house.
just take a hose and shower it.
Awwwww I'd have loved that! :3
By the way it may not be a stray. My neighbour's cat often randomly walks into our house which pisses off my two cats a lot. He just doesn't care, he's a huge cat and while he's very placid and friendly to humans, he growls if you pick him up, so moving him is very difficult.
Call the police.
[QUOTE=billeh!;16037541]put out milk and cream i suppose i dunno
cats aren't particularly interested in ham as far as i know[/QUOTE]
Cats would like any sort of meat better than milk. If you put out meat and it's still around eventually it'll come out and eat it.
But it's been 5 hours since the OP's last post so it's probably gone.
Yeah, my boyfriend and I went back to look.
It's gone.
You should have taken it home and nursed it back to health and kept it.
Get a dog, mine puts stray cats in their places.
i try to shoot strays with an air gun with 5.6mm sharp pellets, it can snap it's leg
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16041155]Just pick it up and take it out... Simple as that. Sure some cats scratch but oh well, just a scratch.[/QUOTE]
I've got several scars from my cat when I stopped him from fighting :v:
[QUOTE=Peluri;16053164]i try to shoot strays with an air gun with 5.6mm sharp pellets, it can snap it's leg[/QUOTE]
I hope someone shoots you and makes you disabled for life.
your scared of a fucking cat?
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16036297]
But fuck.
[/QUOTE]
Ha!
[QUOTE=Ilieklemons;16037485] *image* [/QUOTE]
[b]If I see that fucking cat one more time..[/b]
[QUOTE=Paravin;16053929]I hope someone shoots you and makes you disabled for life.[/QUOTE]
cry some more, i don't care what you think when i hurt your little feelings..
but seriously now, i don't want to torture them or anything like that, but we have a problem here with strays and i get nice cash for taking care of it, i would catch them but there are no kennels near this place for reason unknown, propably cash issue, so i collect the cat carcasses and bring them to authorities for :20bux::20bux::20bux:
same thing with squirrels except that they start bouncing and spazzing even if you have a clear headshot on them. the leg thing i know because i hit a cat once and didn't go own but did start moving in odd circles, and when i had another shot the pellet hit the leg and the cat died to shock(?). it was a pretty long distance and without a scope, so that's why it took some time. I got a scope though but i like sniping them without scope, it feels different
but that was long time ago, haven't been cathunting for very long time, i miss it
You should've given it some food or something.
[QUOTE=McSanchez;16061713]You should've given it some food or something.[/QUOTE]
I left some out for it.
And yes, I'm scared of a "fucking cat". One put me in the hospital. I'm not gonna underestimate the little shits anymore.
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