Working Time Regulations
Dr. Who shall be made to work doctors hours, we shall not be biased towards Time Lords.
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[quote]Paper (Health & Safety)
Paper cuts (being extremely painful) should be banned. Paper manufacturers will be required to surround all paper with a foam frame. This will ensure that it will not be harmful to children under the age of 80.[/quote]
If this doesn't get us out of recession what will?
[QUOTE=leach139;21811302]FYI: More concise info at [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party[/url]
Also, a summary of their manifesto:[/QUOTE]
[quote]Drivers can go straight over a roundabout when there's no traffic coming "to make driving through Milton Keynes more fun"[/quote]
hahaha
[QUOTE=JesterUK;21810929]R.I.P. Screaming Lord Sutch :frown:[/QUOTE]
R.I.P. Cat Mandu
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[*] National Defense.
To keep our nation on it's toes, we should have a minimum of 2 nuclear war drills a day.
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Hell. Yes. :D
[QUOTE=Lozza is badass;21829924][IMG]http://www.loonyparty.com/uploads/images/Chinners/Alan&David.jpg[/IMG]
"Please get me away from this peasant."[/QUOTE]
David Cameron looks scared
77.Best meal of the Day
It is proposed that we should introduce Asparagus for breakfast.
78.Mind the manholes
In order to reduce polution all cars must have their engines removed, instead they should have holes in the bottom where people can put their feet and run along. This would be a little bit like the flintstones
81.Good Morning
It should be illegal to wake up prior to 9.00 A.M. Offenders will made to work on a treadmill for 25 hours, and then woken up after 30 mins heavy sleep with a large alarm clock. Thrown at them.
The exception to this rule will be Doctors who, will have to work longer hours due to the extra number of reported head injuries
82.An Englishman's home is his Chateaux
It is proposed that everyone in England should buy one hundred square meters (or be subsidized to do so) of France.
The English would then own France, saving a lot of arguments, and winning us another UN veto...
After owning France, It is proposed that we should rent it back to the French
Then we should start on Germany.
If serious parties includedsome of these policies, i would probably bother to vote.
Cat Mandu was the best leader.
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