• Mozzarella Sticks - Deep Fried Orgasms
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Ahh thank you OP just made up a batch. Had no mozza but did it with cheddar instead and it still tasted gooood.
I had some mozzarella sticks in New York City. They were so fucking awesome, I would of had them for a main meal not just a starter.
i prefer caramelized salami but these are good to
"Dip your stick in the sauce, shove it in your mouth, then cum as the hot melted cheese covered in the delicious unhealthy bread slides down your gullet and into your stomach acids as it dissolves and eventually goes through your system and you poop it out but the poop is so fucking good because it's fucking jesus you're shitting out your ass" my new favorite quote
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;24082030]i prefer caramelized salami but these are good to[/QUOTE] oh god *jizz*
Damn it I'm 2 twice as hungry now as I was before I read this thread :smith:
[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;24083548]Damn it I'm 2 twice as hungry now as I was before I read this thread :smith:[/QUOTE] im 3 twice as hungry :c
They're yummy :3:
I want some MozzaStix now. Short for Deep Fried Orgasms by the way.
[QUOTE=RichardCQ;24079809][img_thumb]http://electron.mit.edu/~gsteele/poutine/new_photos/plate_poutine_1.jpg[/img_thumb] This is what the OP's image made me think of. French fries smothered in cheese curd and gravy. If I ever go to Canada I will die happy.[/QUOTE] Poutine, I buy those almost everyday. Hehe.
I had these from McDonalds with a lovely little sauce and they were orgasmic
Mozzarella sticks are my fav.
Mozzarella sticks are so motherfucking good, only thing you can do to make them even better is to grate the mozzarella, shred jalapeno in it, then cool them again so it's mozzarella-jalapeno stuff, then make sticks out of it. You'll have awesome mozzarella-jalapeno sticks which are [B]fucking tasty[/B]!
They [B]look[/B] delicious but then you realize it's cheese.
They're so good but they're so expensive.
I'm going to make some now. I've got a whole fucking box in my freezer. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... [editline]04:04PM[/editline] Ahh screw it. I'm not putting them in the oven. Microwave these bitches.
Preheating the oven. Already got mine on the tray. It's some shitty brand but fuck it they'll still be orgasmic.
marina(Fuck spelling) sauce is the best with them
I love this thread.
I do believe I am going to have to go purchase some Mozzarella Sticks now.
I don't just hate these but I hate cheese, tastes vile.
Never ate those, Never seen them neither. Wish I did, though.
The gods of Appetizers/Junk Food: Mozzerella sticks, Jalapeno Poppers and Breaded mushrooms.
You sir, are a god. I've always wanted to make mozzerella sticks but I thought they might be hard to make so i've never bothered. You have made my day! It was mozzerella sticks that made me like cheese; years ago someone I know kept on getting me to try one even though I hated cheese at the time, and by chance the stick I ate was completely hollow, no cheese there at all. I thought it tasted great and ordered my own basket of sticks, only to eat a normal one and be completely shocked and the epic cheesieness. I didn't like it at first but carried on eating so I wouldn't have wasted my money. By the time i'd finished the basket I had converted to a mozzerella stick uberfan and i've never looked back since. In other words: cheese = mouthgasm
Ok, i'm just gonna get it over with. I fucking hate cheese. It makes me feel ill when i think about it, especially melted. I avoid it like the plague. Is there anyone else like me here?
I just had some. I now love them. OP, you are a very nice person for sharing it with FP.
Mozzarella Sticks are the fucking bomb. :dance:
[QUOTE=xVENUSx;24090487]I don't just hate these but I hate cheese, tastes vile.[/QUOTE] What are you
[QUOTE=cosmic duck;24093598]Ok, i'm just gonna get it over with. I fucking hate cheese. It makes me feel ill when i think about it, especially melted. I avoid it like the plague. Is there anyone else like me here?[/QUOTE] Really? This is so peculiar, I have never met or heard of anyone who dislikes the taste of cheese.
[QUOTE=xVENUSx;24090487]I don't just hate these but I hate cheese, tastes vile.[/QUOTE] That kinda rhymed
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