• Eating something while waking up
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[QUOTE=Ali Legend;25852604]Someone put some bacon on my friend's face while he slept and while still unconscious he picked it up and ate it.[/QUOTE] I once did that but with my penis.
It was obviously a lego.
I once dreamed that i spit, I then woke up with saliva in my hand.
[QUOTE=Smith;25857415]I once dreamed that i spit, I then woke up with saliva in my hand.[/QUOTE] Are you certain that was spit?
[QUOTE=Smith;25857415]I once dreamed that i spit, I then woke up with saliva in my hand.[/QUOTE] I once dreamt I was sexing my hand, then I woke up with my hand on my dick and my bed was all sticky. To this day I cannot figure out why my bed was sticky.
[QUOTE=Mikeismyname;25857471]Are you certain that was spit?[/QUOTE] Yes I am.
My teeth hurt after sleeping for a few hours, feels like they dont belong
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;25857841]My teeth hurt after sleeping for a few hours, feels like they dont belong[/QUOTE] I'm afraid you have teeth cancer. You have 2 months of life left.
[QUOTE=Mattofwiles;25855139]I once did that but with my penis.[/QUOTE] Sounds painful.
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;25850833]You make this thread as if you think one of us was standing by you as you swallowed this mystery object and know what it is.[/QUOTE] I was...
Ignore people saying that you swallow spiders in your sleep. In case it weren't obvious, that's dumb bullshit. As for what the OP swallowed, I'd bet it was mucus. A buildup or something. Do you have a cold, maybe?
[QUOTE=Hellghast;25852592]The average human will swallow around 28 spiders in their lives.[/QUOTE]Don't remind me... I was once on my computer with the room pitch black and happened to notice a large black creature on my ceiling. I flicked the light on and realised it was a spider, but when I approached it, suddenly there were tiny black specks all over my ceiling. This giant spider had tiny spider babies all over my ceiling! I killed at least 20, and God only knows how many had already dispersed throughout my room before I found them.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;25860939]Don't remind me... I was once on my computer with the room pitch black and happened to notice a large black creature on my ceiling. I flicked the light on and realised it was a spider, but when I approached it, suddenly there were tiny black specks all over my ceiling. This giant spider had tiny spider babies all over my ceiling! I killed at least 20, and God only knows how many had already dispersed throughout my room before I found them.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, the rest found you......in your sleep
[QUOTE=kayOkay;25850444]I once had a nightmare of a giant bug eating my leg. I woke up to find a big coackroach running on my leg. Since then I never feared insects again, and I was like 6 or 7 at the time.[/QUOTE] shouldn't the exact opposite happen?
Sometimes my brain wakes up but not my body. it's like being paralyzed and it's pretty damn scary.
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