[QUOTE=Links;18040510]I had a dream where a homeless dude was asking me for change, and I said "No, dude, I just got off the train." and he replied "Then what's in your pocket?" I checked my pocket and I had like a million quarters, and I figured I must've had them for a reason so I told the hobo it's not for him.
All of a sudden he whistled, and about a thousand more ninja hobos appeared and surrounded me, wanted changed.
I then engaged in the longest, most brutal fight of my life, punching and kicking and beating the shit out of hobos for wanted my quarters. My knuckles were bloody and on fire, and I kept swinging.
I think I saw "Marley and Me" before I went to sleep that night, too.
Then, the next day, I was coming home from class, and a homeless man asked me for change. Needless to say, I was extremely suspicious, and had one hand as a fist as I told him I had none. He then walked off.
Pretty weird.[/QUOTE]
I had a dream similar to that except Naruto appeared out of nowhere and backed me up. I was kind of surprised, but I ended up backstabbing him anyways near the end and chopped off his dick as a trophy.
I had dream well i am sitting on a plane i jump out fly away eat small childen then i am driving a car and i smash into police car and blowup and on the ground and fall
I had a dream where velociraptors were in my house, in my room. Out of nowhere, the guy who disguised himself as a chair in Harry Potter (I have no clue where that came from) went into my room to deal with them. After a few squelches and scuffling, his skull popped out, eyeballs in sockets, and said, "Don't worry! I have it under control!" and hopped back in.
Another one I had a few years back was I was on some sort of gameshow with frogs as the host and audience. The host asked this guy "What is your life story?" as a question. He said stuff like he's really rich and shit like that. The host said "Incorrect!" The guy proceeded to get smashed by a giant hammer. I got the shit scared out of me, so I ran off. Security chasing after me, I ducked into a janitor's closet. There just so happened to be a chainsaw and hockey mask in there. I put the mask on, and massacred the frog security and everyone else in the hallway, except for one, which I put the mask on, and gave the chainsaw. I then teleported to my old school, which was on fire. Kids were running around unchecked, and the sky was red with fire and smoke. I said "Is this a dream?" A truck with a kid driving it and another on the roof crashed into a chainlink fence, which stopped it. The kid on top went flying off, and landed in the gravel, unharmed. Then I knew it was a dream. Then sume huge bulldozer came in and started running people over. I ran into my old classroom, where one of my friends was holding a ball. He said "If you want this dream to continue, put this ball in a desk. If you want it to stop, sit in a desk." I sat in a desk, and then I woke up.
And there was this one dream I had where my skin split open, and I was really an alien underneath. No one around me was really surprised by this.
I had this really wierd dream:
I was in a little hobo hut somewhere in a forest with some generals or something and I helped them co-ordinate their attacks against another army (I think it was the Germans but it was defintely NOT WW1 or 2 because we fought with muskets and swords later on in the battle). I remeber spreading a huge old map across a big desk and using a pointer stick...then i'm sitting behind a row of sandbags next to a castle and shooting bullets at the other amry which is shooting back at the same time...then my dream does a cut scene thing where it slowly pans out from my face and it shows me shooting but i'm not actually shooting because i'm watching the cutscene...and that's all I remember.
And I had another short dream that I was a citizen in City 17 and I was walking down the sidewalk...and then the metrocops started chasing me but when I stopped they stopped behind me like it was an incredibly boring game of tag or something...I just wish I was Gordon Freeman and beat the crap out of some CP's with a crowbar...IN SEMI-REAL LIFE! :v:
After wasting an entire weekend playing Half-Life: Source because I felt like it, I started experiencing strange dreams. One of the strangest ones was with a security guard. Basically, there was just him in an empty room with a screen. Suddenly he said four. He continued saying four at an alarming rate. For the time being, it was quite amusing. However, it was NOT amusing when I woke up and and realised that SOMEONE had drawn on my face.
God, so many people asked why I had a mustache...
I have nightmares, that aren't actually scary.
The worst one is a ball, bouncing in a random city, it somehow gives me a horrible feeling and when I wake up, I'm shaking and scared.
I don't know why the hell, but it creeps me.
I had this one dream where the Earth was laid waste, me and a bunch of other people escape in some sort of colony ship. I joke about how i'm not exactly ripe genetic material for the revitalisation of the human race, they stare at me, then throw me out of the airlock :frown:
[QUOTE=jr059375;18041442]ya, fuck those dreams dude, you can wake up out of it if you can realise it.
I can get out of my nightmares sometimes but it freaks me the fuck out even more than just staying in the dream, as soon as i leave the dream i wake up but im still seeing the dream for a couple seconds, [B]then it goes gray and all i can hear is a very very high pitched noise in my ears and i start to see things again in my bed sitting up in the dark.[/B]
It scares the hell out of me each time but it can be worth it with some of the nightmares i've had.[/QUOTE]
AAAAUGH
THlS! THlS!
I got banned for making a dream thread.
:(
My dreams end in song.
:smug:
I had a dream once that I was surrounded by mirrors and somehow walking on water like Jesus. Eventually I got really annoyed at see'ing myself in the mirror, yelled "fucking mirrors" ran up to one ended up punching it. Somehow I felt like I got knocked and I flew for a long time eventually stopping because another thing that looked like me splatterd into a blood pile that started oozing into the water when I flew into it... If dreams have a meaning I really wish to know, WTF WAS THAT.
I had a dream where I was like in some zombie apocalypse, and I had a gun. I walked into my house, and my entire family was infected, so I shot them all. Then I go into my room, and there is a baby on my bed. Infected of course. I jump on it, and gouge its eyes out with my thumbs until I felt its brain. Then I fell over and I landed in a black room with a pac man cabinet in the middle of it. I started playing it, and woke up in a sweat.
I had a dream where I was sliding down a dam into a run off. Totally awesome.
i had one last year
i hear some "banging" noises in my room, i open the door to see two german men fucking on my bed, they look at me, carrying on their "act" and are moaning "heute" in german. Why they were moaning "today" outloud while having gay sex. i will never know. After a few seconds of their endless stare. I awake...alittle scarred...
[QUOTE=jr059375;18041442]ya, fuck those dreams dude, you can wake up out of it if you can realise it.
I can get out of my nightmares sometimes but it freaks me the fuck out even more than just staying in the dream, as soon as i leave the dream i wake up but im still seeing the dream for a couple seconds, then it goes gray and all i can hear is a very very high pitched noise in my ears and i start to see things again in my bed sitting up in the dark.
It scares the hell out of me each time but it can be worth it with some of the nightmares i've had.[/QUOTE]
If you can't move you're experiencing sleep paralysis.
Also, I can interpret dreams if you guys are being, "srs".
I dreamt last night that my Physics teacher had superpowers. He revealed them and no one gave a shit.
[QUOTE=Nasake;18067053]If you can't move you're experiencing sleep paralysis.
Also, I can interpret dreams if you guys are being, "srs".[/QUOTE]
Well i knew that already, same thing people who claim to be abducted end up having.
My friend used to interpret my dreams, they're pretty interesting, so go for it.
[QUOTE=Nasake;18067053]If you can't move you're experiencing sleep paralysis.
Also, I can interpret dreams if you guys are being, "srs".[/QUOTE]
Yeah I am being serious (my dreams confuse the hell out of me)
[QUOTE=Taloc111;18067262]Yeah I am being serious (my dreams confuse the hell out of me)[/QUOTE]
Do you have one in particular that you want to be analyzed?
I can remember my dreams the morning/day after, but I forget by the next day.. unless they're really weird.
I don't generally remember my dreams. I do recall most times little snippets, and that they jump around and never make sense. I'll get some sometimes where something that makes no sense seems to make sense, because I'm following events or logic that happened in another dream...I think, maybe I just dreamed I had another dream that fits into that dream's logic. The only ones I generally remember are either really terrible, or really good, which often end up making me feel bad afterwards.
any one tried lucid dreams?
i tried wild method, i freaked out and was like holy shit, then i couldnt sleep :downs:
[QUOTE=Nasake;18067396]Do you have one in particular that you want to be analyzed?[/QUOTE]
Yeah the one dinosaur one I have
[QUOTE=DaKakis;18067451]any one tried lucid dreams?
i tried wild method, i freaked out and was like holy shit, then i couldnt sleep :downs:[/QUOTE]
I think I had a lucid dream once.
I was paralyzed, and my house just started lifting off the ground, as if it were some sort of aircraft. I could see myself, it was like 3rd person, I could feel the wind from the windows, and all kinds of other shit.
it was just weird..
Play Garry's Mod all night and have dream about no-clipping into scary ass house and then no-clip was disabled.
[QUOTE=DaKakis;18067451]any one tried lucid dreams?
i tried wild method, i freaked out and was like holy shit, then i couldnt sleep :downs:[/QUOTE]
I'm not good at lucid dreaming. I'll realize I'm in a dream, but I can't control shit in it.
[QUOTE=Taloc111;18067538]Yeah the one dinosaur one I have[/QUOTE]
“Running in a wasteland”
Setting is a very important aspect of interpreting dreams.
Wastelands/deserted places, meaning this could be an area left behind, maybe your past?
“We all had raptors chasing us”
Metaphorically thinking, raptors are a representation of the past, the fact that they were chasing you may mean a past concern is coming back to you. You were running meaning you were trying to avoid having to deal with the issue.
“first one to die is my youngest cousin who gets killed by a wood pole with spikes”
“then one of my twin cousins was killed because he had to tie his shoe”
“then my oldest cousin gets pounced on”
“then I trip”
Each of these can mean different things individually, but since they were introduced in a bulk, it may show how all of you will inevitably have to deal with this “past concern.”
“When we all woke up I told them if they had the same dream and they all did and we didn't stop talking about for hours.”
There are a number of things that can cause coincidental dreams.
One, being the most influential, is what you eat before going to bed. Another outside influence is the experience that you engaged in the moments prior to the dream .Some say it also happens more often with people who are of blood relation to you, it has happened to my mother and sister before
This is what I gather, but I cannot tell you what your dream meant to you personally, you have to decide that for yourself.
I had a dream that i was doing your mom but then i realized that it wasnt a dream. So ya...Preety crazy stuff.
i had a dream were i ate porridge
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[QUOTE=Nasake;18068470]“Running in a wasteland”
Setting is a very important aspect of interpreting dreams.
Wastelands/deserted places, meaning this could be an area left behind, maybe your past?
“We all had raptors chasing us”
Metaphorically thinking, raptors are a representation of the past, the fact that they were chasing you may mean a past concern is coming back to you. You were running meaning you were trying to avoid having to deal with the issue.
“first one to die is my youngest cousin who gets killed by a wood pole with spikes”
“then one of my twin cousins was killed because he had to tie his shoe”
“then my oldest cousin gets pounced on”
“then I trip”
Each of these can mean different things individually, but since they were introduced in a bulk, it may show how all of you will inevitably have to deal with this “past concern.”
“When we all woke up I told them if they had the same dream and they all did and we didn't stop talking about for hours.”
There are a number of things that can cause coincidental dreams.
One, being the most influential, is what you eat before going to bed. Another outside influence is the experience that you engaged in the moments prior to the dream .Some say it also happens more often with people who are of blood relation to you, it has happened to my mother and sister before
This is what I gather, but I cannot tell you what your dream meant to you personally, you have to decide that for yourself.[/QUOTE]
Since when were you Facepunch's resident psychologist.
[QUOTE=MIKEINATOR99;18069102]I had a dream that i was doing your mom but then i realized that it wasnt a dream. So ya...Preety crazy stuff.[/QUOTE]
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Wrong thread, buttmunch.
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