• I have the weirdest dreams.
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[QUOTE=Carne;18102773]I ALWAYS had nightmares when I was younger. I was scared to death everytime I went to bed. Oh, and I hate it when you dream about something awesome, then wake up only to realise you were dreaming. I once dreamed that I won 5 million dollars, then I woke up.[/QUOTE] let me just remind you of slenderman... have fun sleeping tonight
[QUOTE=Reborn9;18040447]I get dreams that even H.P Lovecraft would find screwed up. For example in one of them i was in some sort of autopsy room and there was a corpse of a woman in there and the upper part of the skull was removed so i could see the brain and i proceeded to devour it and somehow i started growing extremities out of my own skull that proceeded to do the same thing that was done to the woman. (Removing the top of my skull and somehow absorbing the brain)[/QUOTE] Holy shit. I'm going to draw that.
I remember about a week ago,I had this fucking strange dream.I cant remember all of it but it was something like this.. I was in a big flat area with tons of grass and I was playing with some of my friends.There was this blue peice of paper or something,whoever was holding it had any powers they wanted and they could give other people powers.Just as I grabbed the blue paper I fucking teleport into a room.All it is is an empty room with a pipe carrying blood in the the top corner. Suddenly Docter Kliener teleports in,the pipe starts leaking and says"Its exploding,you must get out of here!Run!".Then I teleport into Ravenholm and im fighting over the blue paper with some random dude that looks like my friend.Then everything turns black and I hear"Is it really that..time again?"and I woke up. Fucking strange. EDIT:I also remember a nightmere I kept having when I was like 8 years old. A guy was riding a half a dirtbike into a cartwheeling penis,I fell down some stairs,LONG,LONG stairs and a giant ear cleaner(Wtf?)started spinning me at like 100 MPH.
[QUOTE=Carne;18102773]I ALWAYS had nightmares when I was younger. I was scared to death everytime I went to bed. Oh, and I hate it when you dream about something awesome, then wake up only to realise you were dreaming. I once dreamed that I won 5 million dollars, then I woke up.[/QUOTE] I never have nightmares. Go me.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;18070126]Sometimes.. I dream about cheese.[/QUOTE] Bastard... I dream about everything. They say dreams are just your brain processing bits of your memories. But, sometimes you can dream what might happen to you in the future. But, you don't realize until what you dreamed happens, Thus giving you the sense of deija vu.
I had a dream I was WRESTLING with a fucking METROCOP. It was really vivid and in slow motion, and I could hear the cop breathing and everything and it really felt like I was really geting beaten up by a metrocop but then I got a crowbar and whacked him in the face. He kicked me in the balls (no kidding) but then I hit him with a glancing blow and he fell to the ground. He started begging me not to kill him, but I shoved the sharp end of the crowbar into his face and I could feel his facial bones snapping. I then awoke and proceeded to throw up.
One time when I was young I had a dream I was going to the bathroom and a scary clown was on the toilet and I sat om him and we pooped together. This needs to be made into a movie.
I remember having dreams when I was 4 about sitting in the car with my sister in the backseat and the car drove itself. It felt so real I thought that it could actually do that.
[QUOTE=Carbon123;18117833]I remember having dreams when I was 4 about sitting in the car with my sister in the backseat and the car drove itself. It felt so real I thought that it could actually do that.[/QUOTE] Holy fuck,I had those dreams too when I was little exept it was only me in the car and I was scared half to death.
I dreamt it started to rain cheese. Big fucking piles of cheese. When they landed they exploded into a cloud of candy, and everyone went batshit insane and started tossing busses around while yellig "CHOCOLATE!!!"
I had a dream that I was a leader of an exploration team in search of Big Daddies and Little Sisters. We stayed in an abandoned house where I told the legend of the Big Daddy and why they have memorials all over the land. Then we left, but we had to step lightly for if we made one wrong step, the Iron Crows would tear us apart. I remember my team consisted of a young girl with short hair, a black man, and an old southern one. I was a blond-haired guy with a weird personality, I think he was based off a character I created for a book I want to write called Anarki. (Don't mark me bad spelling, It's supposed to be like that: A crude spelling of Anarchy.) My dreams are just plain weird. I get book ideas from most of them.
im a Sophomore in Highschool and just finished reading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and recently our car got broken into. I had a dream that I was chasing the person who broke into our car and when I lost him I yelled "If I cant catch you, Jim can! because he's black!" I have no idea why I dreamed that
Funny, I just finished Huck Finn myself. I wonder if I might dream about it tonight.
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[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;18041276]I had a dream last night where I was able to turn invisible, then, when I was invisible, I randomly fingered a hot girl :pervert: and I could feel everything :q:[/QUOTE] I had one like this but instead I was at school and I could touch and fuck any girl I wanted but sadly it was only specific people to my interest, they all had school uniforms on as well ( skimpy skirts ). Very nice dream.
I once had a dream in which i wore the costume of Buzz Lightyear and was flying around in some tunnels blasting spaceships and other shit up all while throwing some glowing balls in holes. Soon I met an army of gungans and proceeded to attack Zion from The Matrix with my new amphibian companions. I found Emperor Zurg who, at the time was having sex with Trinity. Then Neo came in and we killed both Zurg and Trinity. I killed Neo because he's a fag. I woke up except I didn't really wake up so it was still a dream and went to the sauna. (Who the fuck goes to the sauna in the morning, anyway?) There was a bear in the sauna which I beat to death with only wet toilet paper and the help of my magical leprechaun friend who inexplicably appeared out of thin air. I went to school with the leprechaun who had begun cosplaying as Link and found out that every single teacher and classmate of mine had transformed into old women and were apparently completely oblivious to it. There were also flying trains and shit. I'm pretty fucked up, methinks.
I once had a dream in which I "woke up" in bed, walked downstairs, noticed the keypad on the microwave in the kitchen was on the opposite side of where it should have been, and realized I was in a dream, waking myself up. It was like an adventure to the most mundane parallel universe ever.
The part that calculates logic, is turned off when you sleep. [editline]06:55PM[/editline] In your head.
I had a dream I was a a friends house with a bunch of bowls 'smoking kind" and my mom started walking in, so i jumped on them with a pillow and wouldn't move. She left the room but, i felt she would come back so i stayed there. Then scary shit started popping out, but i couldn't leave the bowls behind.
[QUOTE=Guy123;18129950]Holy fuck,I had those dreams too when I was little exept it was only me in the car and I was scared half to death.[/QUOTE] Same here! Apparently cars are scary to the subconscious :ohdear:
one time i was exploring this planet, with all sorts of crazy lifeforms, and then i got into this spaceship and as i looked behind me while flying off the planet, i saw that the planet was really my fathers dick. It reminded me of honey I shrunk the kids.
[QUOTE=Guy123;18129950]Holy fuck,I had those dreams too when I was little exept it was only me in the car and I was scared half to death.[/QUOTE] I had that too, weird shit Anyone else get a good dreamthen have it turn into a nightmare? I got one last night and it is like The dream is all good then you can feel something infecting it the dream, like injecting it with nightmare material, the air becomes thick and I know its gonna turn into a nightmare as soon as I tuned around, but I was already consious in the dream and forced my eyes open, and for the first time it actually fought back and tried to stop me from opening them. Weird Shit, also we need a dream custom forum
Last night I had a dream where I was the TF2 Medic and I was being chased by 15 pyros all shooting the flamethrower at me at once.
[QUOTE=Tahrok;18142031]Funny, I just finished Huck Finn myself. I wonder if I might dream about it tonight.[/QUOTE] I always thought that story was about a big black guy raping a ginger. Then I read the book. AND THAT WAS A REAL ASSHOLE THING HE DID. Planting evidence is NOT cool bro. NOT COOL.
[QUOTE=Tacogeddon;18150773]I once had a dream in which I "woke up" in bed, walked downstairs, noticed the keypad on the microwave in the kitchen was on the opposite side of where it should have been, and realized I was in a dream, waking myself up. It was like an adventure to the most mundane parallel universe ever.[/QUOTE] A universe where LEFT-HANDED PEOPLE ARE THE MAJORITY!
Most of my dreams are just where I get something really awesome or something totally great is gonna happen but then I wake up and I'm like "fuck"
I remember way back when I was in grade 4 or something, my mom told me to get up, and I said "Okay", but I fell back asleep and started dreaming that I was getting up. The creepy part is that I did the about 8 times that morning. All the same dream. Sometimes I think my mind is really, really fucked up...
I had a dream that Regan from the Exorcist was my sister and I had to bring her lunch and she vomited on me. Projectile puke.
I had a dream that my dad checked out a girl's ass and then threw up from the guilt of looking at another woman's ass. But he didn't just puke, he puked out his [B]shit[/B].
[quote=kaiibos;18040465]i had a dream earlier i was attending a college level gym class with a bunch of tits from my old high school and we were watching a black & white play and i left when he told us to line up and i got in my car and the brakes weren't working and i couldn't slow down so i ran over various things in an attempt to slow down and then i drove onto the roof (???) of a convenience store and somehow teleported back home but left my car there and i was worried that they'd get my license plate number and sue my ass then i woke up and i had 15 minutes to get to work[/quote] rofl [editline]12:55AM[/editline] I guess mine is stupid... I used to have this dream all the time... Ever time i went to sleep I dream i fell off like a 5ft porch but when I fell it extended 45ft more, and i no matter what I could only land on my face. I woke up every time before hitting the ground except the last time I had the dream i hit the ground, and layed their watching someone walk towards me as I was unable to move THAN I woke up wondering if I was dead or not.
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