I've Been Quarantined to my Dorm, Along with 350 Other Students - General

[QUOTE=kEat0n;19916840]That's right. 350 students at a boarding school in New England have been quarantined due to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noro_virus]Noro Virus[/url]. On Tuesday, the entire freshman class came down with it, and now this morning every student in the school has been told class is canceled and they must remain in their dorms until Monday morning. Meals are delivered in a giant truck, for about 40 kids per dorm. Worst part of it all, the virus is spread [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route]Faecally[/url], meaning you get it by inhaling tiny shit particles floating around in the air. Now we've got dorms full of 14 year old freshman guys yakking all over the place. Fortunately, most of the kids in my dorm aren't even sick. So now I've got an entire weekend to do whatever I want, within the confines of my dorm. The craziness is already starting to set in. what should I do FP?[/QUOTE] That went around my school pretty bad last year. It got 95 kids in the first two school days. I got lucky and dodged it somehow.

[QUOTE=stylee32;19916863]Don't drink the water, i forgot why[/QUOTE] Not a single drop!

1) Get Cabin Fever 2) Murder everyone with axe 3) Get movie deal 4) ???? 5) PROFIT!!!

I had that virus. Sucks. You throw up every hour or so.

[QUOTE=Oneperson;19917599]1) Get Cabin Fever 2) Murder everyone with axe 3) Get movie deal 4) ???? 5) PROFIT!!![/QUOTE] Shh. It's the SHINNING. You want to get sued?

1. Get a can of vegetable soup and open it 2. Sneak it into the bathroom 3. Smear some on your lower lip, and dump the rest into the toilet 4. Make vomiting sounds 5. Watch your roommates panic

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;19918202]1. Get a can of vegetable soup and open it 2. Sneak it into the bathroom 3. Smear some on your lower lip, and dump the rest into the toilet 4. Make vomiting sounds 5. Watch your roommates panic[/QUOTE] If i was in his situation and someone did this, i'd throw them out the window, pour petrol on them and drop a match down there. Just like "The zombie survival guide" reccomends.

Hope you all die.

Listen to the voice and kill your friends before they kill you

Record it like in that movie

Start a Cult Masturbate Start a masturbating cult Masturbate to cult films Film yourself masturbating Film a cult meeting whilist masturbating the list goes on...

[QUOTE=Olinaj;19918632]Start a Cult Masturbate Start a masturbating cult Masturbate to cult films Film yourself masturbating Film a cult meeting whilist masturbating the list goes on...[/QUOTE] Film yourself and your masturbating cult masturbating to cult films about masturbation.

pull the fire alarm

[QUOTE=PirateNO.TYVM;19918485]Hope you all die.[/QUOTE] How nice. And as crazy as this may sound, you're kinda lucky. NOTHING ever FUCKING happens at my town. And I mean jack shit. Make the best of the situation. Take pictures, enjoy that shit as much as possible. It could turn out to be a hell of a story.

Get peanut butter and chocolate spread, mix the two until it resembles shit. Cover your hands with the stuff and start chasing people. Pretend to be a zombie while doing this will also earn you kudos.

[IMG]http://www.engsoc.org/%7Ecrans/3284ME/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/GroundskeeperWilly1.gif[/IMG][QUOTE=Zeke129;19917733]Shh. It's the SHINNING. You want to get sued?[/QUOTE]

Piss and shit on the toilet seats. So no one can use them.

[QUOTE=stylee32;19916863]Don't drink the water, i forgot why[/QUOTE] Well, if you do have this, and you don't drink water, you can die from dehydration. Hey, don't disagree, this is very much true and it's how people die from diarrhea.

[QUOTE=booster;19919488]Piss and shit on the toilet seats. So no one can use them.[/QUOTE] fill them with cement

Zombies.

You should start a massive inter-dorm lan party.

Go into the bathroom, close the door, and just start screaming bloodcurdling screams until someone bursts in. When they get in, be like, "Get out fag lol im takin a dump lol fag". As soon as they close the door, start screaming again. [editline]09:43PM[/editline] Holy shit or do this and wait for someone to use the toilet, bonus points if they have the virus so you have infectious shit-foam filling up the dorm :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcbB0p_iPXA[/media]

Stay the fuck back. [IMG]http://www.moviewallpapers.net/images/wallpapers/2007/28-weeks-later/28-weeks-later-5-1280.jpg [/IMG]

[QUOTE=markg06;19917380]No it's the same virus as the winter vomiting bug which causes you to have violent projectile vomit and diarrhea[/QUOTE] gastroenteritis is not that serious unless you're african(DEHYDRATION) or under 5

OP, make some awesome HL2 mod and become an internet celebrity and get hired by valve :smug: :sigh:

[QUOTE=Waals Vander;19919636]fill them with semen[/QUOTE] Fix'd

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;19918202]1. Get a can of vegetable soup and open it 2. Sneak it into the bathroom 3. Smear some on your lower lip, and dump the rest into the toilet 4. Make vomiting sounds 5. Watch your roommates panic[/QUOTE] And don't forget to videotape their reactions and put it on YouTube so we can watch!

[QUOTE=Thead Teckub;19920318]gastroenteritis is not that serious unless you're african(DEHYDRATION) or under 5[/QUOTE] im 3 should i be worried

worst case scenario: Diarrhea

Have you ever seen the Spanish movie Rec.? Well, you're in the same situation. Just barricade the door.