I've Been Quarantined to my Dorm, Along with 350 Other Students

[GetOutOfBox]

lol, you make it sound like the the governent has put your school in lockdown, and everyone trying to leave will be shot, Noro virus is about as bad as a flu. The only people with serious risks are pregnant women, babies, and the elderly.

As for what to do, since you used a computer to post this, play a game or something.

[Murk]

Scare them into thinking that you're infected. This should help

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diCvwHJjY4[/media]
Skip to 0:41

[Xaphania]

Just shit over everything you can find. Seriously.

[MachiniOs]

Play L4D?

[NeoShinsei]

I've had this before. It's like shitting several turtles at 1 hour intervals.

[waterwash]

shit all over the floor and carpeting when everyone is asleep

[Faren]

This is why I always have the lid on the toilet shut. Also close the lid before you flush of little particles of piss/shit go everywhere.

[Mr.2007]

Have anal sex with someone, be the first person to get an sexually transmitted virus :smug:

[Deez_Nutz]

28 days later...

[erazor]

Make sure you're not the guy who gets eaten first.

[Nitrowing]

Tell the military that you're not infected. Also tell em that you are the cops, people listen to cops.

[d_cover]

lock your door, kill anyone who gets in. Scribble over your walls "Better safe than sorry"

[slippp22]

sausage fest

[Lavatory <33]

[QUOTE=slippp22;19921903]sausage fest[/QUOTE]

What are you wearing?

[zeroth]

Stay the fuck away from the crazy old lady, they may look crazy, but there fucking zombies

[Leon]

you'll get cancer

[kEat0n]

[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;19919846]You should start a massive inter-dorm lan party.[/QUOTE]

We've been playing CS 1.6 for hours..
It's difficult with all these asians.

[Splurgy]

Toga party!

[piranhamatt2]

[QUOTE=kEat0n;19916840]the virus is spread [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route]Faecally[/url],[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/cent4.jpg[/img]

thats what i thought of

[PooInTheLoo]

Sneak out of your dorm and pull the fire alarm.

[larrylumpy]

[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;19923003][img]http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/cent4.jpg[/img]

thats what i thought of[/QUOTE]

isnt that the fucking uh...

Human Centipede movie??

[srag]

Gastro sucks balls, I had it in America when I went to California land or whatever the place across "Disney Lane" from Disneyland is.

[trent_roolz]

[QUOTE=Tugger;19917319]role play like the people with the disease are zombies. If you don't have the disease than do your best to survive. If you get the disease infect all that you can.[/QUOTE]

Or role play like in one of those movies where everyone goes batshit crazy and tries to isolate themselves as much as possible, and then they end up in a huge brawl with chairs and furniture and shit.

[editline]09:47PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=d_cover;19921777]lock your door, kill anyone who gets in. Scribble over your walls "Better safe than sorry"[/QUOTE]

Then grind up their heads and scribble on the walls "It's not overkill, it's being thorough.".

[TehGman]

[img]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:X4jaqo.jpg.gif[/img]

[matt54]

drink lots and lots of alcohol. that will make it interesting. Blast techno as loud as possible, and dance around in your ginch.

[Pajama Sam]

Start a ustream show about you guys. Would suspect you guys would get a good amount of viewers.

[PopLot]

They're lying to you. It's not Noro Virus, It's not "Green Flu"

Think more along the lines of

[img]http://neuronarrative.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/zombie2.jpg[/img]

[Octo pie]

You should masturbate, the whole time.

[CubeManv2]

shit inside your ethernet cable, spread it over the internet

[Wallettheifv3]

[QUOTE=coolmang;19917302]theres shit in the food and water[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=259694&dateline=1262897906[/img]