I've Been Quarantined to my Dorm, Along with 350 Other Students - General

[QUOTE=Swimbound;19916903]zombies [editline]01:19PM[/editline] your fucked[/QUOTE] Them some zAmbies

[QUOTE=markg06;19917380]violent projectile vomit[/QUOTE] [img]http://updatethis.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/boomer.jpg[/img]

Blast that gay Caramelldansen shit on max around your dorm/room! :v:

aww... too bad this happened at the start of your weekend.

I had the norovirus. My school got clusterfucked by it, they had to shut it down for 3 days while they disinfected everything. I got it and it was 3 days of throwing up and feeling like crap. It's just your basic stomach bug, just really, really contagious.

Hey this happened at my college, fortunately it was only a type of the stomach flu that infected about a 1/4th of the school. Even the president. Of course, they still expected us to come to class.

Dont eat poop, you will be fine

Tell everyone that you have a scat fetish and that if they don't cooperate with what you want to do you will shit everywhere and fling it at people like the monkeys at the zoo.

[QUOTE=Murkrow;19921077]Scare them into thinking that you're infected. This should help [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diCvwHJjY4[/media] Skip to 0:41[/QUOTE] what.....the........f*ck......was....that.....

[QUOTE=grayronftw;19920639]im 3 should i be worried[/QUOTE] yes. you will have a rectal prolapse.

Have an orgy. Passes time amongst friends quite well.

:a2m: ^^^ Cause of outbreak.

UPDATE: There's been 34 new cases of NORO at school, 3 of them which have been in my dorm. It's starting too look like class will be cancelled for the rest of the week.. Butthole Virus-1 School-0

You're all going to die. Have a big orgy with all the hot chicks whilst you can.

I love how this thread is becoming a zombie story.

[IMG]http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Dawn%20of%20the%20Dead1.jpg[/IMG] [editline]05:20PM[/editline] Wtf, automerge.

[QUOTE=kEat0n;19976308]UPDATE: There's been 34 new cases of NORO at school, 3 of them which have been in my dorm. It's starting too look like class will be cancelled for the rest of the week.. Butthole Virus-1 School-0[/QUOTE] start finding weapons to arm yourself with before its too late

[url=http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/]Go![/url]..also tape together a gas mask. You'll never know once it starts coming around..

[QUOTE=dookster;19917351][IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/1/14/EllisWeaponsRender.jpg[/IMG] [I]Kill all sons 'uh bitches.[/I][/QUOTE] lmfao

Take a huge shit in the middle of the room. Trust me. It will scare away all of the infected particles. Like when a nerd comes on to the hottest chick in school.

[QUOTE=Sickle;19977234]Take a huge shit in the middle of the room. Trust me. It will scare away all of the infected particles. Like when a nerd comes on to the hottest chick in school.[/QUOTE] The virus [I]comes [/I]from his shit. That'd be like spewing in their meals.

<insert "That must be the feller who masturbates all day long!" joke here> I would just buck up and take it like a man. You're not going to die so kill the virus to punish if being wimpy.