• Protip: Don't piss while balancing on one leg
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I laughed so hard I choked I choked on a dick thread
:colbert: Seems like... :c00lbert: OP is [b]pissed.[/b]
He needs a custom title for this
You have two pee streams. Or do you have dual penor?
I've laughed from the point I saw the picture, all through scrolling and halfway through typing this.
The main flaw is that he kept his eyes on his balls, until they disappeared of course.
Give this man a title
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hey op film that next time you piss on yourself, there are some freaky people out there, and you could make some money.
[QUOTE=sink257;19317860]This reminds me of that bodybuilding forum guy who posted the can't poop-piss at the same time dillema.[/QUOTE] Am I the only one that thinks this thread is just an attempt to be as popular as that one? Honestly, not being able to use the bathroom, being in an awkward/gross situation, making an MS Paint comic with a giant penis. This is almost a replica of that thread, but less graphic (The other one had gratuitous amounts of shit).
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19315210]It's not erect it's just really big.[/QUOTE] if your weenie is large then it doesn't stick out by itself, not even when pissing. unless you have it taped up or something. you know gravity pulls stuff down, right i speak from experience bro
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fdsa3.PNG[/img] In the 3rd frame you're dick deflated and your balls disappeared.. Did you burst your balls on that fall?! I feel sorry for you man :frown:
Wow man that sucks, but it's pretty funny! The "artist's rendering" was what sold it though. In all seriousness though, why would you want to your leg like that while taking a piss?
If you just look at the comic without reading the purpose behind it, it looks like a bunch of yellow worms are attacking his dick.
Using my amazing abdominal muscles I easily balance on my penis without using any aid. Such acts are typically performed on top of the sink counter as urine drips off the side into the toilet. Artist depiction of such event [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/zyhslt.png[/IMG]
Haha wow
[QUOTE=Aegis°;19319439]and does your piss always come out multi-streamed?[/QUOTE] when i was little i thought it would be funny to make a second hole in my dick to see if i can make it come out as multiple streams then i realized my grandma is at home and how stupid that idea is, thank god i never did that :ohdear:
Thank god for you OP, I was just about to do exactly that.
Awww piss
Ahaha shit, I needed that. Reminds me of this; [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191[/url]
Amazing
You managed to give me the years best laugh man! :buddy:
I'd never even try to balance on one leg while pissing.
[QUOTE=Panda X;19315922]Muscles gone by frame 2. Man did you let yourself go.[/QUOTE] Maybe his muscles are actually his bladder so as he pisses they deflate.
Thread of the year is won at the last day of the year. Oh my god this was funny to read.
wait... where did your balls go in the last picture? :byodood:
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19320980]Using my amazing abdominal muscles I easily balance on my penis without using any aid. Such acts are typically performed on top of the sink counter as urine drips off the side into the toilet. Artist depiction of such event [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/zyhslt.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Your penis is broken.
Nice going.
[QUOTE=Peluri;19315050]why is your penis erect while pissing[/QUOTE] Because he was bout to play TF2.
I tried this once. It worked well because I have good balance. That is until I decided I wasn't close enough to the urinal and stupidly tried to [HIGHLIGHT]HOP[/HIGHLIGHT] forward so the last drops of piss didn't get on the floor.
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