• Protip: Don't piss while balancing on one leg
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Oh jeez, you made my day.
[QUOTE=daumantas100;19325132]Oh jeez, you made my day.[/QUOTE] .
I'd like a date with your penis dean, at least when pee isn't coming out of it.
Protip number 2: Don't shit while standing in one leg
I don't think any of you realize how frustratingly gross it is to clean piss off the floors and walls with paper towels. I dare you to try it some time.
I pissed while balancing on one leg. Not that hard to do. Are you sure you weren't pissing under the influence of alcohol, 'cause that'll do it.
I laughed so hard at your comic.
[QUOTE=FINLEY;19329245]Protip number 2: Don't shit while standing in one leg[/QUOTE] I wouldn't recommend standing in a leg aswell.
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;19317213]Shitty thread is shitty. What compels people to be such morons?[/QUOTE] people that type "Shitty thread is shitty. What compels people to be such morons?" [editline]09:26PM[/editline] [QUOTE=FINLEY;19329245]Protip number 2: Don't [b]super SHIT[/b] while standing in one leg[/QUOTE] fixed :v:
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19330792]I don't think any of you realize how frustratingly gross it is to clean piss off the floors and walls with paper towels. I dare you to try it some time.[/QUOTE] I know how you feel. One day I woke up. I had to piss badly. So I went to pee, but a pubic hair got stuck on my uretha. So I was peeing until I noticed that my piss went in 2 ways. 1 in the toilet and the other all over my floor and wall. I was like FFFFFFFFFFFF-. I flushed, then washed my hands. 30 minutes later dad walks in the bathroom. He said "Luke, why the fuck it smells like piss?" I said "uhh its hard to explain" so dad said "clean it up I don't wanna hear it." So I did. It kinda smells like piss. When people come over, espically girls, I have to spray lysol or some other shit so it does not smell like pee.
[QUOTE=ubertaco;19331938]I know how you feel. One day I woke up. I had to piss badly. So I went to pee, [b]but a pubic hair got stuck on my uretha[/b]. So I was peeing until I noticed that my piss went in 2 ways. 1 in the toilet and the other all over my floor and wall. I was like FFFFFFFFFFFF-. I flushed, then washed my hands. 30 minutes later dad walks in the bathroom. He said "Luke, why the fuck it smells like piss?" I said "uhh its hard to explain" so dad said "clean it up I don't wanna hear it." So I did. It kinda smells like piss. When people come over, espically girls, I have to spray lysol or some other shit so it does not smell like pee.[/QUOTE] you think thats bad i got mah penis curcumcised and i scabs all the time and that always happens it sucks :smith:
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;19332471]you think thats bad i got mah penis curcumcised and i scabs all the time and that always happens it sucks :smith:[/QUOTE] Circumsicion at birth. What then :smug: But I feel sorry for ya.
[QUOTE=Sihav;19324693]Your penis is broken.[/QUOTE] One does not urinate with erection sir
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19315051]Multitasking is not your strong point[/QUOTE] Is "strong point" supposed to be a pun?
One of the best threads to end Facepunch 2009 I have to say.
'i just peed on myself. must post on fp.'
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