The Australia Thread - General

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28103572]what'd you expect?[/QUOTE] well seeing mum said it was going to be a holiday i got my dick hard. 9 hours drive there and back, bloody oath it was shit. [QUOTE=Y'all.;28103583]This whole post sounds so Aussie :v:[/QUOTE] i try :v:

Best name of a place in Melbourne, and possibly all of Australia is: Batman Avenue. And the Batman station.

[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;28103629]well seeing mum ... got my dick hard.[/quote] these words should never be used in the same sentence.

[QUOTE=Y'all.;28086338]Coffee is the best thing ever.[/QUOTE] Drink 18 cups in about 5 hours. Go on. [i]Do it.[/i]

Wollongong, Woolloomooloo, Warrawong, Wagga Wagga, Boing Boing, Burrumbuttock, Cock Wash (It's a place...), Pimpinbudgie, Toowoomba, Poowong. Aboriginal names are adorably easy to mispronounce.

You guys should hear my bogan voice impersonation :v:

Oh, forgot to mention: Officially an Australian citizen as of today. Dual citizenship, biatches!

[QUOTE=sltungle;28103969]Oh, forgot to mention: Officially an Australian citizen as of today. Dual citizenship, biatches![/QUOTE] Congrats :D

[QUOTE=Mizzy;28103977]Congrats :D[/QUOTE] Thanks :smile:

[QUOTE=sltungle;28103969]Oh, forgot to mention: Officially an Australian citizen as of today. Dual citizenship, biatches![/QUOTE] nice one, congrats!! i became a citizen of Poland a month ago. omnomnom EU citizenship

Best part was when some crazy looking guy wearing a t-shirt with Cyrillic writing and the hammer and sickle on it came into the room for the citizenship ceremony.

[QUOTE=sltungle;28104058]Best part was when some crazy looking guy wearing a t-shirt with Cyrillic writing and the hammer and sickle on it came into the room for the citizenship ceremony.[/QUOTE] he a citizen now? D:

They gave us plants to welcome us into the country when I received my citizenship certificate. Mine died a few days after :saddowns:

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28104094]he a citizen now? D:[/QUOTE] I assume so. He didn't get dragged out of the room or anything. Some Asian guy's name got called and he had to leave for some reason, though. Dad leaned over to me and was like, "they're already kicking him out of the country," I tried not to lol.

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28104052]nice one, congrats!! i became a citizen of Poland a month ago. omnomnom EU citizenship[/QUOTE] I'm an Italian citizen somehow, according to my dad. Has something to do with my grandparents being born there. Never even been to Italy, LOL.

haha what's your other citizenship?

[QUOTE=Atokniro;28103486]How would you pronounce Gympie?[/QUOTE] Gym pee

Gimp ee

[url]http://tinychat.com/facepunchstraya[/url] get in here

[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;28104188][url]http://tinychat.com/facepunchstraya[/url] get in here[/QUOTE] Only if you start stripping. Also, not wearing any hats.

i cannot promise about the hats

[QUOTE=Devodiere;28104164]Gimp ee[/QUOTE] I wanted to guess that but it just couldn't possibly be right I was wrong

[QUOTE=sltungle;28103969]Oh, forgot to mention: Officially an Australian citizen as of today. Dual citizenship, biatches![/QUOTE] Did you and your family move to Australia just because you wanted to, or was it jobrelated?

[QUOTE=Carne;28104256]Did you and your family move to Australia just because you wanted to, or was it jobrelated?[/QUOTE] Felt like it.

[QUOTE=sltungle;28104272]Felt like it.[/QUOTE] You lucky bastard. How long ago was it?

[QUOTE=Carne;28104328]You lucky bastard. How long ago was it?[/QUOTE] Feb 2006.

5 years eh? Citizenship seems pretty easy.

I've spent 0 years in Poland, yet I'm a citizen. Shit's tough in Australia

[QUOTE=sltungle;28104452]Feb 2006.[/QUOTE] Going to move back to Scotland, or is the plan to live your life in Australia?

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28104489]I've spent 0 years in Poland, yet I'm a citizen. Shit's tough in Australia[/QUOTE] Went on a holiday to England, now I am a citizen