The Australia Thread

[poopsicle]

[QUOTE=SeriousPoster;25507486]Thats good because I literally had a article on hand to make you look like an idiot, carry on[/QUOTE]

You like more like an asshole than anything else.

[SeriousPoster]

[QUOTE=Roo-kie;25525570]i thought you bailed or something
like to SA, though never saw your posts[/QUOTE]

yeah i did bail to SA, but I started posting here to troll fashion threads.

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-oPO9krM90[/media]

i love australia :')

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25525612]You like more like an asshole than anything else.[/QUOTE]

thanks for your entirely valid and worthy opinion facepunch poster: poopsicle

[DrumStick]

Drag racing is good too, not illegal of course.

[En-Guage V2]

[QUOTE=Lonestriper;25525378]Goon bag and sack are interchangeable, both will get you drunk in the most horrible (but cheap) fashion ever.[/QUOTE]

Yeah true

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;25525427]Fuck yeah im drinking that shit friday night![/QUOTE]

Why are you happy about it?

That shits disgusting

You're going to need a 2L bottle of coke as well

Step 1: Slam down a glass of goon as fast as possible

Step 2: Follow up with a glass of coke to cleanse the taste from your mouth

Step 3: Refill another glass of goon

Step 4: See step 1

Repeat

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=Lonestriper;25525593]Fruitylexia?

pfft. Real men drink red vintage cellars casks[/QUOTE]

Real men drink actually decent alcohol like Vodka or Whisky because they're not teenagers and they don't have to settle for the worst quality alcohol there is because they're relying on their friend's brother to buy it for them

[SeriousPoster]

real men drink cougar you poof cunt

[En-Guage V2]

Mate I drink whatever the hell I can

Nor would I consider myself a "real man" so I don't really care.

[SeriousPoster]

yeah 2 passion pops for faggot cunt over here!!

[En-Guage V2]

Sure, if it contains alcohol

[Lonestriper]

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;25525824]Yeah true

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

Why are you happy about it?

That shits disgusting

You're going to need a 2L bottle of coke as well

Step 1: Slam down a glass of goon as fast as possible

Step 2: Follow up with a glass of coke to cleanse the taste from your mouth

Step 3: Refill another glass of goon

Step 4: See step 1

Repeat

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

Real men drink actually decent alcohol like Vodka or Whisky because they're not teenagers and they don't have to settle for the worst quality alcohol there is because they're relying on their friend's brother to buy it for them[/QUOTE]

Your method is terrible, real men sit in a circle, drinking a mouthful straight from the bag until sufficiently fucked.

[Fatfatfatty]

Am I banned in australia?

[buttspoonce]

spewin

[En-Guage V2]

[QUOTE=Lonestriper;25525951]Your method is terrible, real men sit in a circle, drinking a mouthful straight from the bag until sufficiently fucked.[/QUOTE]

I'm talking like a massive coffee mug, it's not just a glass.

Think like one of those beer mugs, but without the top part and more of a coffee mug

Then if I have spirits I drink from my russian hip flask because I'm kickass and I can refrigerate it for maximum russia

[343N]

Victoria is awesome.

Because I live in it.

[En-Guage V2]

I used to live in Vic

Shit weather

[343N]

[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;25525091]cant wait for neighbours tonight, donna is blaming kate for the death of her husband.[/QUOTE]
Donna is blaming Kate?
What the hell is wrong with her.
HE DIED GET OVER IT BE A MAN YOU WOMAN!

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;25526020]I used to live in Vic

Shit weather[/QUOTE]
YOU BROKE MAH AUTOMERGE.
Also, weather is great here at the moment.

[SeriousPoster]

hahaha, you drink coke after goon? harden up love

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

OFFICIAL GOON USE METHODOLOGY

ok so goon is not like normal alcohol, you can't be protective, it is a member of the party as much as anyone else. A silver bag of communal delight. Now the proper practice is to have a friend hold one corner at eye level while you hold the button and suck out as much as possible. After you have got your goon fix you give it to the drunkest person, so that they may suckle on it, hold it up in photos and give it to other drunks to ensure a good time. If there is still some left after the party you use it as a pillow.

[Re1nhardt]

Hey anyone going to Pendulum Nov 1st?

[blown25]

dat kake looks good :O

[Camp er Joe]

im happy that im drinking goon because you get shitfaced easily.

if i had the money i'd buy a shitload of jimmy

[mdakin]

$10 = good night?

[poopsicle]

[QUOTE=SeriousPoster;25525647]
thanks for your entirely valid and worthy opinion facepunch poster: poopsicle[/QUOTE]

Thanks man. I know your not being sarcastic, because of your user name.
But if you were, oh well that would make you look like a real idiot wouldn't it.

[Lonestriper]

[QUOTE=SeriousPoster;25526085]hahaha, you drink coke after goon? harden up love

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

OFFICIAL GOON USE METHODOLOGY

ok so goon is not like normal alcohol, you can't be protective, it is a member of the party as much as anyone else. A silver bag of communal delight. Now the proper practice is to have a friend hold one corner at eye level while you hold the button and suck out as much as possible. After you have got your goon fix you give it to the drunkest person, so that they may suckle on it, hold it up in photos and give it to other drunks to ensure a good time. If there is still some left after the party you use it as a pillow.[/QUOTE]

This man knows Goon bags. He studied Goonology at the University of Cask Wine.

[SeriousPoster]

I did, he is correct.

[En-Guage V2]

[QUOTE=Wipmuck;25526383]$10 = good night?[/QUOTE]

You fucking know it

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=SeriousPoster;25526085]hahaha, you drink coke after goon? harden up love
[/QUOTE]

Sorry I don't enjoy the taste of the most vile liquid known to man

[SeriousPoster]

[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs803.snc4/68295_441617896206_663806206_5801927_313491_n.jpg[/img]

most australian random friend facebook pic of the week contest starts from now.

also the most vile liquid is cheap gin/vodka not goon.

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs923.snc4/73650_441617946206_663806206_5801928_1175089_n.jpg[/img] hahahah holy shit

[En-Guage V2]

Perfect Australian right there

and for cheap vodka/gin, I wouldn't know

I'll take your word for it

[Godzillarr]

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;25505261]anyone remember in public school when that education trailer thing came by for a week and there was a guy in there that taught us about body parts with a giraffe hand puppet

i got to touch the boob when i got called up, it was sweet[/QUOTE]

holy fuck i do

[SeriousPoster]

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;25526723]Perfect Australian right there

and for cheap vodka/gin, I wouldn't know

I'll take your word for it[/QUOTE]
its like they added straight acetone to smirnoff

[mutant]

Smirnoff is fucking awful. Worst shit ever. I'd rather pay the $6 for a cask of goon.

[SeriousPoster]

well thats dumb because the point of smirnoff and all vodka is to mix into drinks, wine doesn't work.

[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]

i like how auschat is alcohol chat