The Australia Thread - General

[QUOTE=hehe;28338950]18 tomorow weeeeeee[/QUOTE] why are you so young?

[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;28339241]chat forum doesnt increase post count :colbert:[/QUOTE] God fucking dammit.

How will I ever get goldmember now!

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28339251]why are you so young?[/QUOTE] Dunno, ask my parents why they didnt fuck earlier.

betcha the government reads this thread now the economy is going to collapse wow gj gillard

[QUOTE=mr apple;28339377]betcha the government reads this thread now the economy is going to collapse wow gj gillard[/QUOTE] Why is the economy going to collapse this time?

[QUOTE=-n3o-;28339398]Why is the economy going to collapse this time?[/QUOTE] some shit about not having negative growth 2 financial quaters in a row, which defines a recession and then spender confidence will drop. [editline]28th February 2011[/editline] i dunno, im no economic expert, so im probably wrong.

I thought he was talking about the carbon tax myself, iunno.

[QUOTE=Luafox;28339444]Can someone tell me why Sydney and Brisbane has two different timezones? I'm not Australian and I looked at [url]http://www.worldtimezone.com/[/url] so I wondered. (I know it says that Sydney has daylight saving time but shouldn't both areas have that then?)[/QUOTE] Queensland doesnt have daylight savings time. its because of the dairy cows and how the line up at the same time every morning and it would put it out of wack.

[QUOTE=hehe;28339308]Dunno, ask my parents why they didnt fuck earlier.[/QUOTE] what are you talking about? werent you dropped from a stork like me? [QUOTE=hehe;28339447]some shit about not having negative growth 2 financial quaters in a row, which defines a recession and then spender confidence will drop.[/QUOTE] ding, right on the money! well it's a very simplified version, but the economy is not going to collapse. [QUOTE=hehe;28339484]its because of the dairy cows and how the line up at the same time every morning and it would put it out of wack.[/QUOTE] wut [editline]28th February 2011[/editline] cows dont give a crap about time.

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28339251]why are you so young?[/QUOTE] why you so gay

Can't the Government just ban economy collapse?

Uni woo. So many good looking women in my faculty.

[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;28339551]why you so gay[/QUOTE] dunno, why are you the threads running faggot? [editline]28th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=killerteacup;28339575]Uni woo. So many good looking women in my faculty.[/QUOTE] what you doin? first year?

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28339530] cows dont give a crap about time.[/QUOTE] because cows line up at the EXACT same time every morning like clockwork, if everything was an hour behind, the cows would line up at the same time, just at 5am, Its a logistics problem im assuming.

then the farmer gets up at 5am. they live to work around their farm animals, so they can make money

google that shit, im terrible at explaining this.

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28339593]dunno, why are you the threads running faggot? [editline]28th February 2011[/editline] what you doin? first year?[/QUOTE] you remind me of the kids at school that think they're top shit and that they run the place with their belt buckles sticking out and sleeves rolled up but they are actually the low shits of the school. thats who you remind me of

I love my Orwellian shit hole I wanna move to Sweden so fucking badly

Check out these cool aussie kids, fuck man lads are sooooo cool. Gosh fucking shitcunts bro. [img]http://www.pedestrian.tv/uploads/images/blogs/4b0dd558766b9/chavs.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;28339640]you remind me of the kids at school that think they're top shit and that they run the place with their belt buckles sticking out and sleeves rolled up but they are actually the low shits of the school. thats who you remind me of[/QUOTE] ;)

Oh man you've gotta love hearing about bashin' wogs and drinkin' goon 24/7. I mean the locals are so colorful and loving, unless you're colored. [editline]28th February 2011[/editline] Still. It's a step up from America

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UuYx3ukZysY/Sr_3RMiGE7I/AAAAAAAABqs/VdVaVffv5tk/s400/chav-48372.jpg[/img] just laxin' outside 7/11

camp er joe, you still PMSing?

no

then we're all winners! :D

Mooth you bastard post something.

I think I should pass the exam I took today

[QUOTE=hehe;28339807][img_thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UuYx3ukZysY/Sr_3RMiGE7I/AAAAAAAABqs/VdVaVffv5tk/s400/chav-48372.jpg[/img_thumb] just laxin' outside 7/11[/QUOTE] Awwwww cute they're wearing matching clothing :3:

[QUOTE=hehe;28339447]some shit about not having negative growth 2 financial quaters in a row, which defines a recession and then spender confidence will drop. [editline]28th February 2011[/editline] i dunno, im no economic expert, so im probably wrong.[/QUOTE] uh ok i was reffering to the thread getting moved to this undergrowth of facepunch