[QUOTE=aurum481;25505236]Australia bans this thread[/QUOTE]
Was going to post "inb4 ban comment" but it looks like you beat me to it.
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;25505309]Oh god yes. Wasnt it called Healthy Harold?[/QUOTE]
Yeah... Last time i came to my school while i was still in Primary was year 4... Someone graffiti all over the van and smashed it in... They stopped coming to us i think.
Vegemite is the fucking bomb.
[QUOTE=Best4bond;25505342]Yeah... Last time i came to my school while i was still in Primary was year 4... Someone graffiti all over the van and smashed it in... They stopped coming to us i think.[/QUOTE]
That sucks.
I was creeped out by the mannequin that was in the trailer. The one that showed all the organs and shit.
Only hogans and yobbos want waltzing Matilda to be the anthem
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;25505319]me too
eating a lamington i mean not living in Victoria because I'm not a faggot[/QUOTE]
I laughed harder than I should have...
and it hurt, I'm sore..
[quote]A fact to point out is that there are actually two major, or should I say two government recognised Indigenous groups in Australia, which are the Aborigines and the Torres Strait Islanders. Only in recent decades have the rights of these two groups been recognized.[/quote]
They apologized... And every week since.. All they've done is remind people they apologized.
Cool kids ride emus to school by the way.
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25505359]Only hogans and yobbos want waltzing Matilda to be the anthem[/QUOTE]
No man, our current one sucks. It's boring. Waltzing Matilda is awesome.
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;25505261]anyone remember in public school when that education trailer thing came by for a week and there was a guy in there that taught us about body parts with a giraffe hand puppet
i got to touch the boob when i got called up, it was sweet[/QUOTE]
Good old Healthy Harold, he's not a puppet though, don't let them tell you otherwise in year six.
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25505359]Only hogans and yobbos want waltzing Matilda to be the anthem[/QUOTE]
This.
The other bad thing, I know even less of the word's to waltzing Matilda than I do the current anthem
Also southside Brisbane represent. Fuck Victoria, it's cold there, and I learnt that the hardway.
Protip: Wear PJs even in summer
I didnt know our anthem had a second part to it until Year 10.
[B]More Australian things to do:[/B]
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Beat up mussies because they aren't farking Australian mate. If they ain't Anglo-Saxon Christians they can fuck off back to lebanon.
In all seriousness, this country has a serious racism problem. I know a few other australians will disagree but Jesus christ, one of the main points of both sides election campaigns was making it harder for asylum seekers to enter. People who say the boat people are a problem really know nothing, just think about Europe where they get about 10 million more a year than we do. They have a problem, we certainly don't.
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;25505396][B]More Australian things to do:[/B]
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Beat up mussies because they aren't farking Australian mate. If they ain't Anglo-Saxon Christians they can fuck off back to lebanon.
In all seriousness, this country has a serious racism problem. I know a few other australians will disagree but Jesus christ, one of the main points of both sides election campaigns was making it harder for asylum seekers to enter. People who say the boat people are a problem really know nothing, just think about Europe where they get about 10 million more a year than we do. They have a problem, we certainly don't.[/QUOTE]
If anyone disagrees with that, they're retarded.
So much BS in the OP
Vegemite is the bomb, you are not an Aussie if you don't like it.
Also drop bears.
Also anyone who has not heard an Aboriginal petrol sniffing joke cannot call themselves Australian. It's just true though.
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;25505394]I didnt know our anthem had a second part to it until Year 10.[/QUOTE]
Second part? huh?
I basically know...
with golden toil and wealth and soil, our home is gurt (what the hell, who says gurt) by sea
which doesnt really make sense... beginning to think I know none of the words :\
Come live in Melbourne, the most hipster of the major cities.
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25505429]So much BS in the OP
Vegemite is the bomb, you are not an Aussie if you don't like it.
Also drop bears.[/QUOTE]
I'd eat vegemite any time as I don't mind it but I prefer promite because of the taste, I suppose.
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;25505319]me too
eating a lamington i mean not living in Victoria because I'm not a faggot[/QUOTE]
Iseewhatyoudidthere.
I get in bingles all the time so i get out my billy and i blow in the bag for the dill who wants to become a jumbuck for the Gabba
[url]http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;25505434]Second part? huh?
I basically know...
with golden toil and wealth and soil, our home is gurt (what the hell, who says gurt) by sea
which doesnt really make sense... beginning to think I know none of the words :\[/QUOTE]
girt = enclosed (enclosed by sea, etc).
I can't even remember the bloody words to the second part of the anthem. I've known we had a second part for a while, but not the words.
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25505390]Protip: Wear PJs even in summer[/QUOTE]
In Queensland, you can sleep naked all year around.
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;25505396][B]More Australian things to do:[/B]
[img_thumb]http://www.coloursandlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cronulla-riots-photos.jpg[/img_thumb]
Beat up mussies because they aren't farking Australian mate. If they ain't Anglo-Saxon Christians they can fuck off back to lebanon.
In all seriousness, this country has a serious racism problem. I know a few other australians will disagree but Jesus christ, one of the main points of both sides election campaigns was making it harder for asylum seekers to enter. People who say the boat people are a problem really know nothing, just think about Europe where they get about 10 million more a year than we do. They have a problem, we certainly don't.[/QUOTE]
So you support people skipping the immigration line unfairly and possibly bringing in pests and disease
[QUOTE=kartarn;25505376]Cool kids ride emus to school by the way.[/QUOTE]
Kangaroo pouches are way better.
[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25505460]So you support people skipping the immigration line unfairly and possibly bringing in pests and disease[/QUOTE]
Hey it can work out positively for us if Politicans were smart enough. Let them in, but send them to high security yet minimalistic camps, tell them to go find some work and force them to surrender all their income to the government. New tax that doesn't effect Aussie citizens = success. Of course even then they should be payed the full wage as to other Australians.
[QUOTE=WaLLy3K;25505455]In Queensland, you can sleep naked all year around.[/QUOTE]
I'm in Logan south Brisbane in bed like that now. So comfortable.
You need atleast a sheet in winter though
[QUOTE=poopsicle;25505470]Kangaroo pouches are way better.[/QUOTE]
Real Aussies ride echidnas.
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