The Australia Thread - General

The Gold Coast is pretty good. Plenty of beaches, sun and good nightlife. It's where Australians go for a Holiday.

[QUOTE=Devodiere;27322479]Plenty of beaches, sun and good nightlife. It's where Australians go for a Holiday.[/QUOTE] Sun? Where's the sun at the moment? I was there a week ago, what sun? :p Night life? Like it rough, everywhere? Gold Coast is for you. Beaches are the only good thing about it. And that's if the weathers good.

[QUOTE=DogGunn;27322375]I think it's hilarious, especially when they're 15 year olds telling you. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Come to Melbourne, we're awesome down here.[/QUOTE] High and mighty 17 year old posting here folks.

[QUOTE=DogGunn;27322504]Sun? Where's the sun at the moment? I was there a week ago, what sun? :p Night life? Like it rough, everywhere? Gold Coast is for you. Beaches are the only good thing about it. And that's if the weathers good.[/QUOTE] Well come on down to Melbourne then where it's cold and raining in the middle of Summer. It's a shit time all around, usually it's good up there.

[QUOTE=VQ35HR;27322330]okay so thanks to this thread and many many other sources I have narrowed it down to Australia and Europe as my travel choices in a year or so, what places should I visit if I go to Australia? I'm a university student so don't want to spend too much money but I am willing to pay for something if it's really worth seeing[/QUOTE] Don't listen to everyone else. Adelaide is the largest and most fun city in Australia. It's like visiting a city from the future. Don't listen to those jealous Melbournians and Sydicks

[QUOTE=Devodiere;27322543]Well come on down to Melbourne then where it's cold and raining in the middle of Summer. It's a shit time all around, usually it's good up there.[/QUOTE] I know, how awesome is the weather! :D I wub rain. But I love snow more.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322568]Don't listen to everyone else. Adelaide is the largest and most fun city in Australia. It's like visiting a city from the future. Don't listen to those jealous Melbournians and Sydicks[/QUOTE] No one can drive in Adelaide.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322568] Adelaide is the largest and most fun city in Australia. It's like visiting a city from the future.[/QUOTE] Dreaming. Radelaide is a joke city. The only thing good about it that your train system manages to keep going in your average summer day of 45C.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27322594]No one can drive in Adelaide.[/QUOTE] you're getting us confused with dicktorians [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DogGunn;27322615]Dreaming. Radelaide is a joke city. The only thing good about it that your train system manages to keep going in your average summer day of 45C.[/QUOTE] I've never seen more that 3 people on a train though [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Obviously because we're too busy getting laid.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322618]you're getting us confused with dicktorians [/QUOTE] Well in my past experiences it takes a average Adelaide driver 5 minutes to hit the gas at a green light.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322618]you're getting us confused with dicktorians[/QUOTE] You watch your mouth. Tramlandians won't put up with your shit. [QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322618]I've never seen more that 3 people on a train though Obviously because we're too busy getting laid.[/QUOTE] Yeah, which is why your system is so good. 100% punctuality and service delivery because they only run one train at a time. No wonder Adelaide is called the cousin capital after Tassie.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27322647]Well in my past experiences it takes a average Adelaide driver 5 minutes to hit the gas at a green light.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322618]Obviously because we're too busy getting laid.[/QUOTE] [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DogGunn;27322664]You watch your mouth. Tramlandians won't put up with your shit. Yeah, which is why your system is so good. 100% punctuality and service delivery because they only run one train at a time. No wonder Adelaide is called the cousin capital after Tassie.[/QUOTE] oi you wanna go cunt

Don't do it man, those 5 extra toes giving him perfect balance.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322672]oi you wanna go cunt[/QUOTE] For your sake, nah

haha onto the tassie jokes already

[QUOTE=DogGunn;27322706]For your sake, nah[/QUOTE] :(

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322754]:([/QUOTE] Classic Adelaide behavior, not using emotes.

[QUOTE=Roo-kie;27322716]haha onto the tassie jokes already[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tasmania-Jones/39164499898[/url]

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27322761]Classic Adelaide behavior, not using emotes.[/QUOTE] I don't live in Adelaide though. I'm pretty much halfway between Adelaide and Melbourne

According to the figures the average Adelaidian has: no cars; supports 3 and a half children; is 45% married; owns 24.2% of their home; sees half a movie each week; watches 3.2 hours of TV ads a night; enjoys recycling plastic but not paper; can't tell the difference between a latte and a flat white; pretends not to cheat on their taxes; and believes God was an astronaut. Adelaidians are among the nation's most avid users of marijuana. More than 80% of households have a marijuana operation of sort running, with 56% of those having two or more computers, one of which was bought "brand new" at a "bargain price" from a guy they met at the pub. The average person spends 1.4 hours a day bitching, usually in office hours, with 4.5 hours a month spent fucking their boss and 7.2 hours a month forwarding joke emails and viral videos of monkeys playing ping-pong.

Do you live in horsham? [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DogGunn;27322844]According to the figures the average Adelaidian has: no cars; supports 3 and a half children; is 45% married; owns 24.2% of their home; sees half a movie each week; watches 3.2 hours of TV ads a night; enjoys recycling plastic but not paper; can't tell the difference between a latte and a flat white; pretends not to cheat on their taxes; and believes God was an astronaut. Adelaidians are among the nation's most avid users of marijuana. More than 80% of households have a marijuana operation of sort running, with 56% of those having two or more computers, one of which was bought "brand new" at a "bargain price" from a guy they met at the pub. The average person spends 1.4 hours a day bitching, usually in office hours, with 4.5 hours a month spent fucking their boss and 7.2 hours a month forwarding joke emails and viral videos of monkeys playing ping-pong.[/QUOTE] Sounds right.

FoxOnFire you are being an incredible joykill. I can have fun without alcohol but I won't deny that alcohol for me, makes things a lot more fun in any situation. it is definitely fun to drink.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27322847]Do you live in horsham? [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] Sounds right.[/QUOTE] Naracoorte. Horsham is like an hour from here. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] We have caves

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322887]Naracoorte. Horsham is like an hour from here.[/quote] I'm surprised you get internet.

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;27322887]Naracoorte. Horsham is like an hour from here. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] We have caves[/QUOTE] Do you live on caves road?

[quote=doggunn;27322898]i'm surprised you get internet.[/quote] adsl2+, 100 gb [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=poopsicle;27322922]Do you live on caves road?[/QUOTE] nuh

Kieth Urban is a bad musician All his songs are about girls, they get so repetitive.

thanks capt. obvious

Australia bans capt obvious

[QUOTE=QueenElizebeth;27295719]which suburb?[/QUOTE] In Newcastle I was on The Hill, two minutes from the beach, two minutes to the CBD. In Melbourne I'm in the inner-eastern suburbs, six minute train ride from the city. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=En-Guage V2;27296116] Lol, it's probably just a huntsman. Red backs and shit suck, but complaining about daddy long legs? man up buddy, they are harmless. I think they're kind of cute[/QUOTE] It wasn't a huntsman, we had one of those in the barbecue. I wasn't complaining, just refuting your statement about spiders not being that common. I only added the daddy long legs because I see dozens in my house every day. Only spider I'm scared of are Sydney Funnelwebs and that's because I've never seen one.